cerberus

proshipper, it/itself, 22yo. new york rangers fan, new york giants fan, new york knicks fan, and san francisco giants fan multifandom hell yea

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[defensivemidfielders]

men's sports rpf is ethical because i'm making that man significantly more empathetic and emotionally intelligent, and with a much richer inner world. he should be thanking me, actually

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Mika Zibanejad/Chris Kreider

I ship it!

Sure, why not/I can see it

Neutral

I don’t ship it

I don’t know them

I don’t know them but they seem cute

Non-rpf shipper button

Voting ended onJul 10

Reason:

“doomed yaoi. BEST friends for almost a decade, fucking inseparable, and then kreids gets traded to the ducks. AND in during what was supposed to be their reunion game and chris' first time back in msg, ZIBBY IS A HEALTHY SCRATCH. and obviously hockey players hug each other nonstop, but Man it's a lot with them. “fill in the blank: we are complete opposites when it comes to… nothing” AND NOW THEYRE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME TEAM! kreids throwing the tablet out of mika's hands is funny but it's also because HE DIDN'T WANT HIS BEST FRIEND DOUBTING HIMSELF ON A GOOD PLAY! “alltid oavsett” IM SIIIIIICK TO MY STOMACH. ALWAYS REGARDLESS. ALWAYS BEST FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING TOGETHER ANYMORE!!! i love them possibly even more than they love each other”

Submitted by @h3llh0undz

[nyantara]

the media can try but i will never fall into the nonsense of criticising black footballers for not being humble lol

[nyantara]

common sports media racism tropes:

pace & power (iconic sketch): describe black athletes as dependent entirely on their physical gifts. a way to imply they are neither skilled nor intelligent, and effectively lock them out of leadership positions and post career coaching / analysis roles.

lazy: taking the gifted athlete argument to its conclusion, saying they don't work hard in training or in game. as though any pro athlete isn't incredibly disciplined and the margins for getting replaced aren't incredibly fine. also who fucking cares about training, in game quality is all that matters everyone loved eden hazard.

lifestyle issues: describe black athletes as uniquely irresponsible and distracted by doing normal celebrity things like modeling fashion, featuring on rap music videos, buying houses or partying. this also comes up with a dose of classism in the context of black athletes who may have made it out of the slums or projects.

ungrateful: fans usually want all athletes to be thankful to them, but they want black athletes to never ever challenge this compact even when they break it by racially abusing their own players. its also a way of disciplining players who command power by virtue of their reputation and skills – how dare you, have more power than me, a white person who pays for your career? white fans already feel ownership over their teams, but society tells them that all black people should be even lower than the white athlete you already justified calling wanker. and therefore the black athlete who can negotiate a big contact is ungrateful.

arrogance: it doesn't matter how much respect a black athlete has for his white peers or legends of the game expressed as investment in the history of the sport or outright praise. any semblance of personal confidence, no matter how justified must be stamped out. you can't show any personality by doing fun tricks (showing off), you can't say you aim to win (disrespect), you can't let your game do the talking (media deserves respect) you can never ever win even if you prostrate yourself to the media. you will always be perceived as arrogant for daring to be better than the media's white faves. even if every statistical measure was in your favor, some people will never give you your flowers.

[pukicho]

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

[pukicho]

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

[despitethebite]

"just knowing when we play together – we’ve played long enough together – to know that my first look is to see if he’s coming with me. and he is."

[despitethebite]

irma doesn't correct her.

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Brandon Bussi/the rest of the Carolina Hurricanes

I ship it!

Sure, why not/I can see it

Neutral

I don’t ship it

I don’t know them

I don’t know them but they seem cute

Non-rpf shipper button

Voting ended onJun 23

Reason:

“i’m so sorry this is honestly a joke submission but bussi has been good and was especially insane with his saves this game, and he deserves to get his bussy ate for it! this would not have had the same outcome if freddie andersen was in the net, i'll tell you. bussi is fucking insane and he is a beautiful beautiful goaltender and the team needs to band together and worship him for his service to the state of north carolina”

Mod reason: coming from a larper who really only paid attention to the last game, this man easily saved us in the latter half of the final and especially on sunday!!!!! let him have good things!!!!!!

[h3llh0undz]

[h3llh0undz]

i dont even use this app but igor shesterkin is the only person ever

[officialpenisenvy]

[maskdoll]

kah, i could never be defeated or subjugated like those other fool princes. it’s only a matter of time until-(the shock collar goes off, causing the dark spot between the doll’s legs to grow larger and darker) ghhh.

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Mason Olshavsky/Luke Holt

I ship it!

Sure, why not/I can see it

Neutral

I don’t ship it

I don’t know them

I don’t know them but they seem cute

Non-rpf shipper button

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2025

Reason:

“THEY'RE SO EVERYTHING. “what's your favorite song?” “no longer you because of how cool the singer is” + “luke could play hulk because he's such a big boy” I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE + luke constantly talking about how he'll ‘guide’ mason and ‘ease him into’ games OUGH IM ILL + when they were arguing about who needs to move to be with the other?? + LUKE IS SO PATIENT WITH MASON AGHHHH theyre so cute + at the start of the stream yesterday when mason was getting a BUNCH of photos of them for his story and luke just kept posing with no complaints. theyre so boyfriendgirlfriend + when mason asked if he Had to care about gale and luke was like “nope! you could kick in his teeth if you wanted!” + i may or may not be obsessed with height differences + ALSO WHY DO THEY KEEP. ?? mason to luke: “no, you're gorgeous” luke to mason: “there's your beautiful face!” AND THATS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. THEYRE ALWAYS COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER. also u know that one tiktok of mason's where he was like complaining to his camera about stuff and everyone was behind him and luke was just carrying the worlds largest bag anyone has EVER seen. mason is his princess. i mean what!”

[h3llh0undz]

“ship so bad you have to mischaracterize both of them” yeah. i think they'd be hot together. go away

[ardentpoop]

[POV you’re scrolling thru the tags on gifs of 50 different crucial sam scenes]

#I guess jarpad actually showed up to work that day 😂😂😂

#omg jarpad actually showed up to work that day 😂😂😂

#omg rare jAREd good acting moment?!??!? epic win 😂😂😂

#oh my chuck jared actually acting for once 😂😂😂

#ermmmm what the freak? jared good at acting just this once and no other time? 😂😂😂

#I have something interesting to say: jared actually showed up to work that day roflmaoo 😂😂😂

#waow u have to hand it to that absolute tree stump jarpad - good at acting just this once!!! 😂😂😂

#hear me out my scarabs …. jared GOOD at acting??!?!?! I still want to unalive him to d3@th tho 😂😂😂

#now this scene might not have dean and cas definitely-real romance in it but it Does have jarpad good at acting for 2 seconds?? omg! 😂😂😂

#forgot sam existed until I saw this gifset but newsflash jared learned to act just for this scene 😂😂😂

#jared 😂😂😂

#acting 😂😂😂

#oh right, that guy sam is still a thing. anyway we all know jensen deserves an oscar for his delivery of the line “tickle my balls, chuckleslut” in episode 16.16 devil’s banquet inside sam’s skin #this is undeniable to true students of the craft who totally have criteria in mind besides I Want Jensen Ankles To Suck Me Silly In A Gas Station Bathroom 🚬

[atticwifesam]

babygirl you got stockholm syndrome.

[h3llh0undz]

i get its supposed to be genuinely helpful but i hate hate hate how whenever i tell ppl abt my chronic pain people just go like “oh just take pain meds” or “massage ur muscles when they hurt” or “push through” or “exercising makes it hurt less”

… none of that even remotely works for me. i cant stand for more than five minutes because of the amount of pain im in. i PHYSICALLY cannot. its not just that it hurts a lot, but i will throw up and/or pass out. from FIVE MINUTES OF STANDING UP. i cant walk for more than ten. i have to spend 100% of my shower sitting down. and ive tried to push through before and GUESS WHAT. i fucking pass out on the hard tile floor.

ive been told by countless people that sitting in the shower is “rock bottom” and that you have to be at the lowest point in your life to do it. NO, no matter how happy i am, i will ALWAYS have to sit in the shower because its FUCKING CHRONIC. i cant go anywhere with people because i cant walk and everyone hates me for how slow i am when i cant afford anything to help, and they hate me for how miserable i look. i dont look disabled, i just look like someone whos lazy and hates fun. i am being judged 24/7/365 for my disabilities and i am expected to do something about it and not let it disable me when thats NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS. DONT YOU THINK I WOULD FIX IT IF WE COULD???