you're such an idiot

amaya ☆ 25 ☆ can't talk right now im doing hot girl shit (hyperfixating)

[timetravellingkitty]

being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

[patsvicr]

6 years ago vs today "why do i look so much smaller than you? you look huge. you're like a giant!" some things never change 😭

[bastardbvby]

dream's teef

[invinciblelikeu]

dream there is something deeply wrong with you. never change

[sappymix1]

sapnap trying to stream with repeated interludes for dream to manhandle george in the background. welcome back dream team

[sappymix1]

like barely audible over the screaming sapnap asking whose bracelet that was killed ne

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[angerleyes]

[ashstfu]

god forbid a woman doesn’t sparkle for an audience. god forbid she’s weird, lazy, a little off putting and not trying to impress anyone

[rolex-kaard]

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

[bastardbvby]

saw boy yesterday and he happened to share his location with me at the start of the date. also said he had to leave at 9 because he had tons of plans for today. cue end of date i drop him off. AT THE TRAIN STATION TERMINAL. i go to meet up with my friend. later i open texts with boy and see his location is still in the city....and not only is he in the city! but he waited for me to leave the station to then go to an apartment building downtown where he proceeded to spend the night :D and to top it off by the time i got to my train station at 5 am my car had been towed :D

[bastardbvby]

unus annus.....

[thesituation]

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

[thesituation]

under the right conditions

[maxfurshtappanleclair]

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

[thesituation]

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

[bluesway]

[bastardbvby]

i will not let the tuesday blues kick my ass i will not let the tuesday blues kick my ass i will not let the tuesday blues kick my ass i will not let the tuesday blues kick my ass i will not let the tuesday blues kick my ass

[dnftopia]

DREAM: [deepthroats street glizzy]

PUFFY: you're a lucky man, george

GEORGE: 😅 thank you

[bismuth-soup]

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

[bastardbvby]

guys i just pulled the most insane tarot spread of my life i dont think ive ever felt so seen before