i tell lies on the internet

toxic | 20s | stoner | pirate

[junglejim4322]

Americans love to act like seeing a naked body is rhe worst thing that can ever happen to anyone ever

[devinemist]

I hate when people ask me if im an introvert or an extrovert ..girl im a pervert😭😭😭😭😭

[pukicho]

Are you insecure?

No? Who told you that?

[pukicho]

Who told you that

[touchmytylenol]

every time you hit the bong an angel is born

[virtuesignals]

Weed strain called I Want You Forever

[unkillabledog]

"i never see you at the club" okay i never see you sitting at the local bog smoking a joint with the frogs

[pjharvey]

i'm always fascinated by posts like "ummm not everyone comes from a usamerican upbringing stop being culturally imperialist. anyway as someone who grew up in england—"

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

[sacred-portal]

[probuccalfat]

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me

[spider-shoes]

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

[avenoirn]

miss all sunday 🥀

[fuckedelf]

My penis is so fucking small

[homophobla]

I just imagined a homosexuaI couple making out and now I'm pissed the Fuck off

[sorrrowfull]

[cerisebird]

It's Bon-Chan's Birthday! <3