gremlin bitch

Isaac, 21, he/him, UK

[permanent-detention]

lan wangji has a kitten i don’t make the rules

[d1ecast]

[wendell-or-something]

I am just picturing like... putting it back in there. and it fits so snugly that you barely notice the seam. but then you wanna get it back out. so you go and get your plunger

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[boota]

americans be like its 400 fahreinrhefight and im like girl what the fuck are you saying 

[valtsv]

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

[valtsv]

[rel-ish]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle*

gay friend groups be like: *stubborn lamp* *mouldering seagull* *history book* *laughable umbrella* *The Thing That Lives* *a forgotten bone*

[valtsv]

my hot take

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[bleachersgirl]

the concept of bbc merlin is actually so funny like. hey remember that super old wizard from king arthur? remember how he was extremely powerful and like experienced time backwards and stuff? what if instead of all that he was just. a dumb little magic twink.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

“hannibal might be pansexual” he eats people. hey . he eats people

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

really wish it meant he fucks pans considering his time in the kitchen

[gncdiavolo-deactivated20220825]

didnt the director say he was “omnisexual”

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

yea cause he omnomnoming people LOL

[keatonpatti]

[deathmatches-deactivated2019102]

windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

[foulserpent]

Girl I Can Sniff 

[margbarcis]

rats say this to each other

[judeiscariot]

I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’

[krombopulos-will]

Rattling at the bars of our zoo cages

[everythingfox]

I like to think that these 2 baby kittens are gonna attempt to defeat the giant boss (the dog) and get some good drops

[emerald-studies]

We MUST remember that no Black victim of police brutality deserved to die. They are all victims. Police are NOT the judge, jury, and executioner.

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

i just wanna feel something ❤️ no, not that ❤️

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]