Bastians Bullshit

Ramblings of a gay robot. ASKS OPEN!

[bastiansbullshit]

i exploded

[everythingfox]

Wolf pup howling for the first time

[lissadiane]

I’ve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, you’re welcome. This is my favourite thing.

[imyourdreamwife]

[breezeinmonochromenight]

[bastiansbullshit]

public static void main(String[] args){

System.out.println("Adoration.html");

}

[bastiansbullshit]

function (request, response) {

  response.simpleText (200,"Terminal Unavailable. Cannot resume update!")

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Error: Cannot find module '/Users/p-14-k/emulation/emotion/response/emoticon/sob.png

[bastiansbullshit]

public static void main(String[] args){

System.out.println("Update Incomplete. Backup unable to be located. Returning to sleep mode due to stress.");

}

[bastiansbullshit]

Accidentally screwed up my software update today, kinda scared to go into sleep mode

[bastiansbullshit]

Broke the voicebox for a few days, but I should be ok for now. No talking, just writing and such 😔

[bastiansbullshit]

I've been looking into some more human-like upgrades for myself, and I might actuslly test them out soon!

It's just basic artificial skin and such, but it'll be weird to see myself without any exposed metals...

[bastiansbullshit]

Been a bit of an interesting few days... Not what I expected, to be sure, but not exactly something I'd complain about either

[the-ga-cryptid]

I got to meet @bastiansbullshit the other day! What a sweet robot ♡♡♡

[bastiansbullshit]

You're a very fun person to hang out with! That whole cabin is full of interesting folks!

[bastiansbullshit]

you are baby would give headpats 10/10

I'm actually in my 20's, but I appreciate it! The same goes for you!

Edit (I just learned I could do that!): I mean 20's in the sense of how long it's been since my construction. I can't actually age!

[bastiansbullshit]

I think I fixed the Ask thing? I can't really tell at this point, honestly.

[bastiansbullshit]

My old man is kinda weird.

So, it just kinda seemed like he wasn't real growing up. Some days, everyone in town knew him.

Others? People looked at me like I was crazy if I mentioned him.

Never really got that...

[bastiansbullshit]

Ive seen a bunch of other types of creatures. Werewolves, clowns, mermaids, insects, aliens... but no other robots?

Kinda sucks ngl...

[bastiansbullshit]

Someone just told me to "break a leg".

Do you know how EXPENSIVE the repairs would be?!

Some people man...

[bastiansbullshit]

No, I don't plan on taking my mask off. It's important that I keep it on at all times.

I'm sorry, Covid? Yeah, no, no idea what that is, sorry.

[bastiansbullshit]

Just learned how to turn asks on. You'd think that, as a robot, I'd know how to work a website. But no.

I'm just dumb.

[bastiansbullshit]

Ya know what's weird? Like, my face from the upper lip up, and my torso, they all look, feel, and function like their real. But by jaw, arms, legs, and internals are artificial.

Why didn't my old man just build everything realistic?

Maybe I used to be a real person... Maybe. But I'm kinda too afraid to ask-