T R A S H

[kurtaztrophe]

When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.

[cashcutie]

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

[omgswagyolo]

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

blogs who run entirely on queues always reblog the oldest posts like…

“cant believe bush won the election… moving to canada”

#u r a queue-t-pie

[dogsdoingpplthings]

hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

[y-ureii]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[alwayskeepingit100]

I love being in love and financially stable its so wavy

[niggasandcomputers]

Send the link

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[doot]

[colormp]

[mahboi]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[taylordelrob-deactivated2025111]

[ethioprah-blog1]

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

[dulect]

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.