[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[kobonus]

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

[kobonus]

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

[kobonus]

“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

[kobonus]

“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee  haw pardner

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[brurzum]

[thedreamthieves]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[clevercrumbish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

assigned male by tumblr anon

[trashmancer]

Forbidden Planet-inspired Torsewell pulp cover 🪐

[retroornot]

[thehappysmiler]

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[step-off-the-earth]

Quilted table runner! The quilting is glow in the dark thread :)

[angelanimal]

🍟🍔 Sizzling! 🍔🍟

[kinky-cas]

the gaydar is inherited