i will e n d your blödlīn

I can almost be considered funny

[bathroooom]

I liked that lion kids soul

[ktzart]

the INSTANT i first laid eyes upon this kansai yamamoto sweatshirt, i KNEW i had to draw newt in it

[bathroooom]

Lmao isn’t that the image that garnet had to destroy near the beginning of su

[raksulovesdogs]

This year I made some illustrations for my school project, hope you like it! 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[dangerbooze]

I miss being that oblivious

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever a brand’s twitter tries to use a meme or young people’s slang

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102]

once, i saw someone write LGTB rather than LGBT and it confused me for a second but now i really love it because it is a perfect acronym for Lets Guillotine The Bourgeoisie 

[deqdyke]

Let’s Get This Bread

[flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102]

Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie

[browsedankmemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

[bestviralposts]

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound

[unusual-dolls]

huh

[unusual-dolls]

bless the tags on this post

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[bathroooom]

Yanny or fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aquaman patrols 70% of the earth, while every other DC hero patrols 1 city mainly.

[bathroooom]

When you max out all your stats on range and literally nothing else

[as-warm-as-choco]

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

[sodeartomyheart]

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

[saintvitus]

[niggazinmoscow]

That actually made me tear up. What a generous and kind young man. Obviously raised by parents that showed him the proper path to take helping others in a dignified way.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

[wizardlyghost]

stick it to the fridge

[ansixilus]

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands

IF YOU MUST KNOW

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I TOOK THAT PHOTO BY SETTING A THREE SECOND TIMER AND TUCKING MY PHONE UNDER MY CHIN!! IT TOOK MULTIPLE TRIES!!! AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I FREE TO GO