The Zoe of Calzone

Zoe | 21 | Queer | Libra

[darkverrmin]

have some witcher memes I enjoyed making

[saeculorum-art]

Inspired by “The Meeting on the Turret Stairs” (1864) by Frederic William Burton

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher + Text Posts [6/?]

[patrick-stewart]

the witcher + text posts (1/?)

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

[dotapolka]

Blood drop/cut throat pearl necklace by Hell’s Belle designs.

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[cleyoh]

[iwtv1976]

Edward when Bella first shows up:

[stardreamt]

I did something…. I’m sorry…

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman's thoughts: oh hey, he's kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[s0ngm1ngi]

 - Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

[fatandlikeitlikethat]

Skinny ~130lbs friend: Oh god I really need to loose weight

My 250 lbs ass:

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you had telekinesis you could jerk off your friends until they came and they’d have no idea what was happening.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically using a love potion and having sex with that person is rape.