I should probably talk about this AU
Since I've already have three fics in the series done and more coming. I'll had more as I write more, as I don't want to spoil anything too soon.

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I should probably talk about this AU
Since I've already have three fics in the series done and more coming. I'll had more as I write more, as I don't want to spoil anything too soon.
The perfect frame has arrived
Every in Bikini Bottom: Happy Birthday!!
SpongeBob:
New headcanon
Yeah nowadays sponges do the whole having sex to reproduce thing a lot more often than just budding, but do you think that sometimes when theyre split or blown into pieces and come back together again theres a small possibility that they miss a tiny piece of themselves
And that tiny piece attaches to a secure surface and starts to grow until its baby
Thats one of the older ways to reproduce, having the old fashioned "throw your genetic material into the water snd cross your fingers" method and "budding" mixed into one.
These days that seldom happens. Sponges really careful about not leaving bits of themselves behind, and 9 times out of 10 if they do, nothing happens.
If Breyer met SpongeBobs parents what would they think
I mean
They'd think he was an okay guy.
But they certainly hope SpongeBob doesn't plan on dating him, lol.
Its not because theyre both men or anything, no, its that Breyer seems like too much of a playboy for a serious relationship let alone marriage. The guy is a big flirt, too casual for what they want for their son.
Its nothing personal and if SpongeBob also wants to keep it casual then it's fine whatever enjoy your life, son, but they want SpongeBob to get married someday. Just not to Breyer
Also fun fact every time I play tomodachi life breyer always changes his outfit. Always. I've had miis with the fanshionista trait for longer than him who dont change outfits this much
I know I've said that sponges are extremely durable and difficult to kill, but are there any injuries that are easier or harder for them to recover from than others
Well yes of course
I think it would be adorable if Sponges were such a social species that the most common first word for their babies isnt 'mama' or 'dada', it's 'hi'
I noted in chapter 3 of Touch (Starved) that PorFlora smells like bubblegum, according to SpongeBob
Then what does SpongeBob smell like according to PorFlora
Citrus
Primarily pineapple, with a hint of a spice she cant pinpoint
I know the common assumption is that he smells like fast food and grease, for obvious reasons, but i headcanon that Sponges are usually sticklers when it comes to cleanliness. Usually. His cousjn Todd is an outlier.
So he knows how to keep himself from smelling like where he works
Maybe sponges are so fond of jellyfish because jellyfish are the only ones in the ocean who've been around just as long as the sponges have
every squidbob fic is like *squidward pov* i can't believe that little yellow idiot kissed me and i- i... liked it....? no....no no no this can't be happening. get a hold of yourself squiddy, and stop thinking about that stupid kiss. definitely stop thinking about how soft his lips were! and how you maybe sorta kissed back a little... does this mean i-? dear neptune i must be going insane. no, there's no way i could possibly like.... HIM! .....right?
YESSSS
And dont get me wrong I will devour it each and everytime but rarely does anyone write it solely in SpongeBobs POV. Flipping the dynamic has so much untapped potential
Give me squidbob in which SpongeBob is the one who suddenly realizes "oh shit I like him" and squidward is the one who's like "Yeah I like him but hes too much of an idiot to be in a relationship with, let alone think of things like that"
Guys look at this picture i got commissioned of SpongeBob and Breyer over on twitter, isnt it great? Breyer is perfect, chunky and doofy looking :D
The artist is a storyboard artist. Honestly im extra happy how it turned out because how I drew Breyer was only a little bit different from how he'd look in the shows art style, and im proud of myself for that.
Everything about Breyer makes it look like his family only owns an ice cream business, from his uniform to his name. I didnt mean to name him after an ice cream brand, that was an accident
Maybe i shouldve kept him named Colten
Lmao what if Breyers family owned the Goofy Goobers franchise, is that my new headcanon
Guys look at this picture i got commissioned of SpongeBob and Breyer over on twitter, isnt it great? Breyer is perfect, chunky and doofy looking :D
I remember in your fanfic that Spongebob mentioned beef stroganoff and ham. In your AU, is everything supposed to be assumed vegan? Like how Krabby Patties are actually vegan?
Pretty much, yeah, all vegan.
I tried thinking of like, an underwater equivalent but I couldn't come with anything so just called the dishes by their actual names, but theyre all vegan. They do that in the show so I figured it would be fine. Now how he knows what chicken and beef are in the first place, I havent a clue, lol.
Personally im more interested in the social implications of dishes that contain other sea creatures. There's chum, but (mostly) everyone is repulsed by it. What about a fish fillet, or calamari, or a krab bake. Or a sea food boil, do these dishes get you a life sentence? Is it more acceptable if its a shark that eats other sea creatures?
These are questions I wonder about. But im probably overthinking it
Here i am stressing about drawing an encrusting sponge when PorFlora IS an encrusting sponge.
Parpal Dumplins are encrusting sponges
If Plankton and Karen didn't go to National No SpongeBob Day, but SpongeBob thinks they did, does his hanahaki disease still apply to them?
Its not like saw every single bikini Bottomite when they got off the bus, but it was enough for him to make the blanket assumption about the whole town, so Plankton would be included.
If he learned Plankton didn't go would that change anything?
To PorFlora, Squidward reminds her a little too much of her parents, stuck up, overly posh, putting on a image to impress others (though her parents succeeded)
I wouldn't say Breyer hates Mr Krabs. He just sees him as competition for the cook thst he wants for his own restaurant, its all buisness.
"Its nothing personal, its just that I know a diamond employee when I see them, and you're blocking my view."