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kitsnicket

It’s actually illegal to drink iced tea without sugar we voted on this at the southern convention

#the fact that op is a kit snicket url and I'm re blogging from seelie. are southern asoues just going off tonight.

albertvictoria-art

Esmé Squalor’s Various Finery Disguises from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” (Part II).

[”The Slippery Slope”, “The Grim Grotto” and “The Penultimate Peril”]

anna-milton

Oh jumping off of like everything else said tonight it’s small but kind of weird that the onscreen gay characters in asoue are either like. Submissive/“weak” people or just outright abusive and/or criminals? Especially when they made a point to insert more romantic scenes between Noble Cool Competent Straight Characters and even changed Olivia dramatically to make her more noble. Just like. A bit wack if you think about it lol

#the amount of gay people in the room and they still did that to themselfs... to us...

jewishsnickets

anna-milton

3x6 The Penultimate Peril; Part 2, A Series of Unfortunate Events (dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)

“The Mending of the Gown” - Sunset Rubdown

Klaus: I’ve found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody.

Olaf: Hey, listen, we all have droughts, kid. Don’t feel too bad.

#taako asoue taako asoue taako asoue taako asoue

Kit: have a safe flight.

Lemony: I have no say in the matter.

Kit: (already driving off) die then.

#can't stop thinking about this #almost did this with b and o but literally neither of them would ever in any lifetime wish the other a safe flight

anna-milton

Kit babysat Violet one (1) time when Violet was 4, and she took her to an air and space museum in the city because kids love big cool machines, right? Violet pointed out a fire alarm & asked “What does that say?” and Kit, being just. So bad with kids. And caring more about the actual displays said. “It says pull.” She turned away for a few seconds to read a plaque and the next thing she knew the entire building was being evacuated. She took Violet out for ice cream and explained in-depth how a fire alarm works and why you should never pull one if there is not an actual fire but she wasn’t allowed to babysit again

#I just woke up I am losing my mind at this it's so funny #Beatrice would think it was funny Bertrand would think it was endearing and forgivable Violet is the one who disallowed K from babysitting