what do your parents know about surviving?

[kitsnicket]

It’s actually illegal to drink iced tea without sugar we voted on this at the southern convention

[albertvictoria-art]

Esmé Squalor’s Various Finery Disguises from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” (Part II).

[”The Slippery Slope”, “The Grim Grotto” and “The Penultimate Peril”]

[anna-milton]

Oh jumping off of like everything else said tonight it’s small but kind of weird that the onscreen gay characters in asoue are either like. Submissive/“weak” people or just outright abusive and/or criminals? Especially when they made a point to insert more romantic scenes between Noble Cool Competent Straight Characters and even changed Olivia dramatically to make her more noble. Just like. A bit wack if you think about it lol

[jewishsnickets]

[anna-milton]

3x6 The Penultimate Peril; Part 2, A Series of Unfortunate Events (dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)

“The Mending of the Gown” - Sunset Rubdown

[baticeeer-blog]

Klaus: I’ve found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody.

Olaf: Hey, listen, we all have droughts, kid. Don’t feel too bad.

[baticeeer-blog]

Kit: have a safe flight.

Lemony: I have no say in the matter.

Kit: (already driving off) die then.

[anna-milton]

Kit babysat Violet one (1) time when Violet was 4, and she took her to an air and space museum in the city because kids love big cool machines, right? Violet pointed out a fire alarm & asked “What does that say?” and Kit, being just. So bad with kids. And caring more about the actual displays said. “It says pull.” She turned away for a few seconds to read a plaque and the next thing she knew the entire building was being evacuated. She took Violet out for ice cream and explained in-depth how a fire alarm works and why you should never pull one if there is not an actual fire but she wasn’t allowed to babysit again

[pawprintsandpines-deactivated20]

[baticeeer-blog]

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  darts

[clintbartons]

I’m keeping an eye on things best I can.

[twistedhellknight52]

opinions on arson?

We dont have a son …

[yesterdaysprint]

Illustrated Police News, England, February 5, 1898

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

give me one good hershey’s kiss and i’ll be alright

[baticeeer-blog]

taako literally is at minimum a fusion of olaf and beatrice who dresses like kit. he’s half that generation in one character. how does he do that.

[baticeeer-blog]

@greatmarsh god you're right. that's literally all of them.

[alfuncoots]

Herakles by Euripides (Trans. Anne Carson)

The Penultimate Peril: Part Two, Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

[thatsbelievable]

Source: A Beginner’s Guide to Running Away by Barnaby Midas, 1892.