Bruce Wayne

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[batin-thenight]

Dad, did u know that dick has done weed? 😱

@spencer-velocity

I suspected but he was. Is an adult.

[batin-thenight]

DAD DO U PROMISE TO BE CHILL BC I REALLY NEED HELP RN

@spencer-velocity

Of courses. What happened?

[doctortaliaalghul]

Damian says he wants to visit, and we should arrange a time. When would you be planning on visiting?

- @batin-thenight

Will next week work? Maybe Saturday, I wouldn't want to interfere with Damian's schooling. Do tell Alfred I'll be by for lunch, I have deaely missed his afternoon tea.

[batin-thenight]

Saturday works for me, and I’ll tell Alfred. He would be happy to see you, as would Damian. It will be nice to see you. Does twelve work for you?

[feather-ano]

Leave my granddaughter alone. I will come for you. You’ve already messed with my son, don’t add more to your plate when I get ahold of you.

- @batin-thenight

Awfully confident you’re going to find something aren’t you?

[batin-thenight]

I know I’ll find something.

[batin-thenight]

WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM

https://www.tumblr.com/baby-grayson/778917025323089921/hii-aunt-steph-the-court-of-owls-threatened-me

@spoilerpurple

Keep Valeria indoors, in the same room as you, as much as you can. Keep her in your sight. On second thought, it might be safer if both of you move to a different city for a while.

I’ll deal with the court.

[wonder-donna]

Have you heard from Dick lately?

- @batin-thenight

I've been in Themyscira lately so no, I have not. Now that I think about it that is odd, usually he texts more often. Is he missing?! If you need any help finding him, please let me know. I'll help however I can.

[batin-thenight]

Yes, he’s missing. I think it might have something to do with the court of owls

[batin-thenight]

You’re not going to find your son

- 🪶

Who is this?

[rianacriscione]

Have you heard from Dick lately?

- @batin-thenight

What? No. The last thing I heard, he left Val with Steph and went to go do something stupid and Dick-like. Pun intended.

He hasn't come into work in like a month, B. I'm freaking the fuck out.

[batin-thenight]

He didnt mention anything about the Courts to you? Spencer said something about an owl party?

Ana, sweetheart. He’ll be fine, I’m looking for him

[batin-thenight]

if I got engaged would u come to my wedding? @spencer-velocity

Of course I would. I would even walk you down the aisle if you’d want me to

[spencer-velocity]

great! what if i was marrying ras?

[batin-thenight]

Hm.

Don’t you think he’s a little too old for you? But if you love him, then I want whatever makes you happy

[batin-thenight]

if I got engaged would u come to my wedding? @spencer-velocity

Of course I would. I would even walk you down the aisle if you’d want me to

[spoilerpurple]

How are you dealing with Valeria? And have you heard from Dick?

- @batin-thenight

It’s going… okay I think. I don’t have much long term experience with kids, but I think I’m doing good.

I haven’t. I’m worried Bruce.

[batin-thenight]

If you need any help, even advice, you can come to me, Steph

And I’m going to track Dick’s last known locations. Try not to worry too much. He’s a strong man.

[arsenal-archer]

Have you heard from Dick lately?

- @batin-thenight

I haven’t. All I know is he left Val with Steph and no one has seen him since.

[batin-thenight]

Okay. Thank you, Roy.

[battest-bat]

Straight black and purple would make it look like a Halloween themed wedding

Lavender and gray?

@spoilerpurple

Lavender and gray will be beautiful.

What do you think about last names? I want to take yours. Would that be okay?

[spoilerpurple]

That would be okay :)

[battest-bat]

We should go ring shopping together. Find what we both like. I will pay. I can use @batin-thenight's credit card.

[batin-thenight]

Would you like me to be present, sweetheart?

[batin-thenight]

I feel like u should be prouder of me, Cass and Jason for not having random children. like we r responsible. we don't abandon kids. u should also be the most proud of steph for stepping up whilst dick is gone.

@spencer-velocity

I am proud of all of you.

Have you managed to get into contact with Dick? I can’t seem to reach him.

[spencer-velocity]

he went to some dumb owl party or whatever. Liz told me they're just super annoying furries who fuck birds over so I wouldn't worry about him too much.

[batin-thenight]

Owl party. Where? Did no one think to tell me? That sounds like the Court of Owls.

[batin-thenight]

I feel like u should be prouder of me, Cass and Jason for not having random children. like we r responsible. we don't abandon kids. u should also be the most proud of steph for stepping up whilst dick is gone.

@spencer-velocity

I am proud of all of you.

Have you managed to get into contact with Dick? I can’t seem to reach him.

[batin-thenight]

Hello, Bruce.

I recently submitted my DNA to ancestry.com, and I believe it is imperative we begin to discuss joint custody. It appears multiple of your children may be biologically mine. As of this time, this includes Tim Drake and Damian Al Ghul. Could we perhaps begin visitation? Thank you for your care for our shared children, and for your help in the times ahead.

Sincerely, @mailman-of-gotham

I see. Maybe you should show me the proof of these results, before we make any hasty decisions.

[batin-thenight]

ur being really hard to hate rn dad. I don't appreciate it. >:(

@spencer-velocity

I’m- sorry?

[spencer-velocity]

u should be. next ur gonna start suggesting we should have "family time" but instead of something fun you'd suggest watching that gray ghost detective thing or whatever its called.

[batin-thenight]

I think family time is a great idea. If you don’t want to watch that, what would you like to do?