Batman

Dc rp blog!

[batman-not-manbat]

I am vengeance…

Name?

The Batman.

Age?

[Redacted]

Gender?

Male.

Origins?

…

[the recording abruptly cuts off]

OOC under cut, please read!

adding this to the top of all my accounts’ pinned because clearly some people don’t bother to read far enough to see it:

I AM A MINOR! DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL IF YOU HAVE MDNI!! IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Hey yall, it’s @m-ozzy again!! Please read my intro post for my DNI and boundaries before interacting!

Some things not on that intro post:

No nsfw, no godmodding, OCs and magic anons(with limits) are welcome!

For now this is just a silly blog, but I may get into some more detailed rps later on.

currently this bat’s personality is based on my own hcs and shit, so it may not always be completely in character because I’m still learning!

Goes with @brucie-waynee

I’ve become a biiit more lenient on my romance policy, but I still do prefer communication before any sort of romantic interactions.

Dividers by @strangergraphics , @strangergraphics-archive , and @pixopix !!!!!! <3

[lovesick-joey]

[batman-not-manbat]

hey uh some clown with green hair tried to rob me while I was visiting from central city so i made him taste's own teeth

is he someone of interest oooorrrr?

Yes. Please send him over here now.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

don't tell batman but the pain is back oh lord

[batman-not-manbat]

Chum? Is everything alright?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

i did NOT see this rb i did NOT know you saw this Please disregard that b i'm fine😁

[batman-not-manbat]

Please don’t push yourself if you’re in pain. :(

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

?you're one to talk??

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m Batman. I don’t need to rest if I’m in pain. You do.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

and i'm nightwing. if you don't i don't. the only way i'm resting is if perhaps a certain father of mine forces me to do it

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m forcing you to now. Go take a break or else.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

nuh uh. i'm patrolling. you can't make me do anything

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn..

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

if anything YOU need the rest too. if you're forcing me i'm gonna force YOU

[batman-not-manbat]

Fine. How about we have a movie night in the manor?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

don't tell batman but the pain is back oh lord

[batman-not-manbat]

Chum? Is everything alright?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

i did NOT see this rb i did NOT know you saw this Please disregard that b i'm fine😁

[batman-not-manbat]

Please don’t push yourself if you’re in pain. :(

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

?you're one to talk??

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m Batman. I don’t need to rest if I’m in pain. You do.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

and i'm nightwing. if you don't i don't. the only way i'm resting is if perhaps a certain father of mine forces me to do it

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m forcing you to now. Go take a break or else.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

nuh uh. i'm patrolling. you can't make me do anything

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn..

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

don't tell batman but the pain is back oh lord

[batman-not-manbat]

Chum? Is everything alright?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

i did NOT see this rb i did NOT know you saw this Please disregard that b i'm fine😁

[batman-not-manbat]

Please don’t push yourself if you’re in pain. :(

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

?you're one to talk??

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m Batman. I don’t need to rest if I’m in pain. You do.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

and i'm nightwing. if you don't i don't. the only way i'm resting is if perhaps a certain father of mine forces me to do it

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m forcing you to now. Go take a break or else.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

don't tell batman but the pain is back oh lord

[batman-not-manbat]

Chum? Is everything alright?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

i did NOT see this rb i did NOT know you saw this Please disregard that b i'm fine😁

[batman-not-manbat]

Please don’t push yourself if you’re in pain. :(

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

?you're one to talk??

[batman-not-manbat]

I’m Batman. I don’t need to rest if I’m in pain. You do.

[batman-not-manbat]

You should, its a little campy and a bit... Innuendo filled, but the songs are good and its funny

Hm. I’ll see.

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

don't tell batman but the pain is back oh lord

[batman-not-manbat]

Chum? Is everything alright?

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

i did NOT see this rb i did NOT know you saw this Please disregard that b i'm fine😁

[batman-not-manbat]

Please don’t push yourself if you’re in pain. :(

[batman-not-manbat]

whats your opinion of the movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Never seen it.

[batman-not-manbat]

b tell the others that i am FINE and get enough sleep at night!!!

-- @supermans-fave-vigilante

Why would I blatantly lie to them like that..

[batman-not-manbat]

So uhhh, hypothetically, what's the best thread to use for a tear in a wing? HYPOTHETICALLY.

@askmothstrike

What kind of wing?

[askmothstrike]

the kind that you fly with??

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn. What kind as in bat wings, bird wings, insect wings, butterfly or moth wings…

[askmothstrike]

They're kinda shaped like luna moth wings but without the uhh weird thing at the bottom of the lower wings

[batman-not-manbat]

Ok.. what are they made of..?

[batman-not-manbat]

So uhhh, hypothetically, what's the best thread to use for a tear in a wing? HYPOTHETICALLY.

@askmothstrike

What kind of wing?

[askmothstrike]

the kind that you fly with??

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn. What kind as in bat wings, bird wings, insect wings, butterfly or moth wings…

[batman-not-manbat]

So uhhh, hypothetically, what's the best thread to use for a tear in a wing? HYPOTHETICALLY.

@askmothstrike

What kind of wing?

[batman-not-manbat]

yo Bman, got any new cases for me?

None right now. Why?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

cuz im bored??? and i wanna do some work???

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn. I’ll see if I can find anything.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hell yeah

im so bored id even fight

uh

CONDIMENT KING!

im DYING of boredom here!

[batman-not-manbat]

What a coincidence, you’ll never guess who just started stirring up trouble.. I suppose you’ll take him, then?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...unfortunately i brought myself into this mess....

ughhhhh yeah okay im doin it. i'll just buy a new suit after

[batman-not-manbat]

Pfft.

Good luck then, spoiler.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

im gonna buy a ton of shit with your money now, B. >:(

[batman-not-manbat]

Whatever. It’s not like the kids don’t already do that.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

i bought eight centimeters of land spread across Gotham

[batman-not-manbat]

Cool.

[batman-not-manbat]

yo Bman, got any new cases for me?

None right now. Why?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

cuz im bored??? and i wanna do some work???

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn. I’ll see if I can find anything.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hell yeah

im so bored id even fight

uh

CONDIMENT KING!

im DYING of boredom here!

[batman-not-manbat]

What a coincidence, you’ll never guess who just started stirring up trouble.. I suppose you’ll take him, then?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...unfortunately i brought myself into this mess....

ughhhhh yeah okay im doin it. i'll just buy a new suit after

[batman-not-manbat]

Pfft.

Good luck then, spoiler.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

im gonna buy a ton of shit with your money now, B. >:(

[batman-not-manbat]

Whatever. It’s not like the kids don’t already do that.

[batman-not-manbat]

yo Bman, got any new cases for me?

None right now. Why?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

cuz im bored??? and i wanna do some work???

[batman-not-manbat]

Hn. I’ll see if I can find anything.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hell yeah

im so bored id even fight

uh

CONDIMENT KING!

im DYING of boredom here!

[batman-not-manbat]

What a coincidence, you’ll never guess who just started stirring up trouble.. I suppose you’ll take him, then?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...unfortunately i brought myself into this mess....

ughhhhh yeah okay im doin it. i'll just buy a new suit after

[batman-not-manbat]

Pfft.

Good luck then, spoiler.