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@batmanasks
Welcome to Wayne manor, where Batman has too many children and a headache 24/7.
I'm applying all of my headcanons for each ask I answer. All I request is that you don't send NSFW asks.
Yes, Batman can be flirted with. But he won't reciprocate.
M!A's are fine. Nothing permanent.
If you want to become a part of the BatFamily, just follow the blog and ask in an ask. Anonymous children will not be adopted.
who's your favourite rogue!!!?
I don't pick favorites.
https://www.2dgalleries.com/art/batman-original-sketch-cover-252571?lang=en
What happened to your ridiculously long ears, cape, and claws Batman?
(//ooc: I prefer sending anonymous asks, so if the image link doesn't work then just know the image is of Kelley Jones' Batman art, specifically his cover art for Batman: Bloodstorm [Elseworlds 1994]. Kelley's design for Batman isn't for everyone but to me it's one of my all time favourites, he makes him look like such a creature it's perfect ><)
That suit is safely stored with the others.
It's a lego version of me.
Are you in the market for another Robin? I'll even wear pants.
Damian is the current Robin, so no. A new set of hands is always welcome, though.
dangit batman, adopt me already. I can't take freshman year Gotham University anymore
Fine. Training starts tomorrow. 5am sharp.
Haiii do you have any favorite foods? I wanna know
Mulligatawny soup.
Are you in the market for another Robin? I'll even wear pants.
Damian is the current Robin, so no. A new set of hands is always welcome, though.
Hey hey hey Scary :D
Guess who :D
No.
Why not visit England? There's so much to do there like and and even !
I have bigger tasks in Gotham.
You might not have noticed, but I have covered your ENTIRE property in mayonnaise!!
Have fun cleaning that up, BATMAN
I'm not going to be the one cleaning that up.
well i'm not either so. good luck
Thank you for volunteering, Nightwing.
HEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN GOTHAM ANYMORE
I'm aware. However, if I remember correctly, we do have that reunion planned.
.no we don't i'm not showing up
Good luck with that. Alfred is working on your favorite meal as we speak.
DON'T YOU DARE USE ALFRED AGAINST ME 😭😭😭😭
I can and will use Alfred against you, Nightwing.
google search how fast can i get myself off planet quickest route no freeways
Nightwing.
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH 15 TONS OF MAYONNAISE
It's either you deal with it or Alfred deals with it.
YOU HAVE OTHER KIDS.
And you have lost your dessert privileges the night of the reunion.
wait no i'm sorry i'll do it 🥺
Thank you.
You might not have noticed, but I have covered your ENTIRE property in mayonnaise!!
Have fun cleaning that up, BATMAN
I'm not going to be the one cleaning that up.
well i'm not either so. good luck
Thank you for volunteering, Nightwing.
HEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN GOTHAM ANYMORE
I'm aware. However, if I remember correctly, we do have that reunion planned.
.no we don't i'm not showing up
Good luck with that. Alfred is working on your favorite meal as we speak.
DON'T YOU DARE USE ALFRED AGAINST ME 😭😭😭😭
I can and will use Alfred against you, Nightwing.
google search how fast can i get myself off planet quickest route no freeways
Nightwing.
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH 15 TONS OF MAYONNAISE
It's either you deal with it or Alfred deals with it.
YOU HAVE OTHER KIDS.
And you have lost your dessert privileges the night of the reunion.
Mr batman help I think I accidentally traumatized someone with s theory 😭
//Ooc, I have no clue what S theory is, sorry
So if I hypothetically think I have a crush on your son Damian. And am also hypothetically a Kent. And Damian’s best friend. Hypothetically. What should I do? Hypothetically, of course.
Tell him.
Batman please come to England. Beat the shit out of the king for me. Please.
No.
You might not have noticed, but I have covered your ENTIRE property in mayonnaise!!
Have fun cleaning that up, BATMAN
I'm not going to be the one cleaning that up.
well i'm not either so. good luck
Thank you for volunteering, Nightwing.
HEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN GOTHAM ANYMORE
I'm aware. However, if I remember correctly, we do have that reunion planned.
.no we don't i'm not showing up
Good luck with that. Alfred is working on your favorite meal as we speak.
DON'T YOU DARE USE ALFRED AGAINST ME 😭😭😭😭
I can and will use Alfred against you, Nightwing.
google search how fast can i get myself off planet quickest route no freeways
Nightwing.
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH 15 TONS OF MAYONNAISE
It's either you deal with it or Alfred deals with it.
You might not have noticed, but I have covered your ENTIRE property in mayonnaise!!
Have fun cleaning that up, BATMAN
I'm not going to be the one cleaning that up.
well i'm not either so. good luck
Thank you for volunteering, Nightwing.
HEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN GOTHAM ANYMORE
I'm aware. However, if I remember correctly, we do have that reunion planned.
.no we don't i'm not showing up
Good luck with that. Alfred is working on your favorite meal as we speak.
DON'T YOU DARE USE ALFRED AGAINST ME 😭😭😭😭
I can and will use Alfred against you, Nightwing.
google search how fast can i get myself off planet quickest route no freeways
Nightwing.
You might not have noticed, but I have covered your ENTIRE property in mayonnaise!!
Have fun cleaning that up, BATMAN
I'm not going to be the one cleaning that up.
well i'm not either so. good luck
Thank you for volunteering, Nightwing.
HEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN GOTHAM ANYMORE
I'm aware. However, if I remember correctly, we do have that reunion planned.
.no we don't i'm not showing up
Good luck with that. Alfred is working on your favorite meal as we speak.
DON'T YOU DARE USE ALFRED AGAINST ME 😭😭😭😭
I can and will use Alfred against you, Nightwing.
