Welcome to Wayne manor, where Batman has too many children and a headache 24/7.
I'm applying all of my headcanons for each ask I answer. All I request is that you don't send NSFW asks.
Yes, Batman can be flirted with. But he won't reciprocate. Maybe.
M!A's are fine. Nothing permanent.
If you want to become a part of the BatFamily, just follow the blog and ask in an ask. Anonymous children will not be adopted unless they have given an anonymous tag.
BATCEST DNI.
A little warning to any anons that want to spread rumors in my inbox :)
BatPantry here!
Anon list here!
(Please PLEASE ask to be added to this next list!! I love collecting blogs!! And yes I will happily collect more than one character! For example I could have like five Batgirls!)
AND YES I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BATMAN PLEASE JUST ASK
(This list is OOC, he wouldn't give out the family's identities)
Current BatFamily blogs (PLEASE ASK TO BE ON THE LIST):
Hello, Mr Batman. Sir. Uhm. So I was recently diagnosed with depression, and I wanted to just say how much you have helped me through this.
I know you don't want people trauma dumping on you and I hope this doesn't count as that, I just wanted you to know how much you've helped me these days.
So I drew you and Robin :/ and my dog, Shelby.
I appreciate you so much, have a good day, please, Mr batman!
— Mossy
It's no problem. I appreciate you showing you care. And that's a very good drawing.
//NBLHGFLOKGYVFHL I LOVE THAT DRAWING!!! I MIGHT MAKE A FANART WALL IDK YET CU58I4IGT6RDLOKA
There’s this girl that is a friend of my friends and I don’t get along with here 🫠🫠 it’s not for a lack of trying, I just think she doesn’t like me. It’s no big deal to me, but it does make things complicated considering the fact we’re in the same circle
Hi, Batman, sir... Update: Red Hood accepted my courting gift<3
I'm currently giggling writing this—hope you won't mind!
Red Hood happily takes the box. He then took off his helmet, he had mask but, he smiled at me! He's looks so soft, I really love him, and he said and I qoute: "I would marry you in a heartbeat, but your safety will be dead the second you step a foot at the altar. Still, thank you and I fucking love you." end qoute.
He then kissed me! On. The. CHEEK!
Batman, sir, please taken me in as your daughter-in-law! Even just for 24 hours! I swear, I can cook, clean, I would do anything, please—
Alright.
//Ooc wait which red hood is it and I need a url to add you to the list
Call me petty but a long time ago in middle school a group of girls bullied me and called me racial + homophobic slurs. I kept the screenshots to blackmail them and when I told my friends about it, one of them said I was lying because those girls are too nice to do that. another one of them just awkwardly looked at me and ignored the conversation.
I'm in highschool now but suddenly I'm mad at my friends for it am I being petty 🥹
