im just here man @batmans-brokecousin - Tumblr Blog

so. i have decided to read my few old tumblr posts and I would like to publicly apologize for the cringiness of my wack-ahh teenage angst.

#ew #cringeposting #someone needs to teach me the sacred tumblr rites #it's 2am #melatonin don't work #mentally call melatonin melanin #low iq #goodnight

love-buckybarnes

j-liz

batmans-brokecousin

Its cus i have no social life

Yall im a closeted pan and today i found out that my bf is lowkey homophobic... Should i tell him?

#Pan #Pansexual #lgbtq #Relationship advice #Closeted #Only one of my friends knows #But now all of tumblr knows #Welcome to my weird life #I dont wanna tell him #But i also want him to accept me #And so he stops telling the stupid #Pan joke #Anyways...

*becomes the void*

#void #just chillin in the void and such #im in ap stats rn but im doing this instead #heavens give self discipline

i have decided to stop existing

*disintegrates*

#i dont wanna do high school anymore #existence is a joke yet im not laughing #that last one sounded a lot more depressing than i meant it to be #im hungry #imma bop bop bop outta here like #mr peter parker

a guy in my class has a three-legged cat named Yard Stick cuz it has three feet. I have met a genius

#genius #cats of tumblr #yard #Stick #yard stick #three legged cat #does he have a peg leg?#i love this cat but i couldnt talk to it because i would be too intimidated #the things we say during two truths and a lie #is yard stick a full name or is it his first name?

i just saw a drug deal, but i dont know car types so they kinda drove off, and i did nothing to stop them whilst sitting there eating my arbys

#arbys #i dont know #drug deals

my little cousin was drawing and just said, "this isnt turning out like i wanted but im still happy". i aspire to have this attitude even if she was just talking abt her

supernatural is basically bible fanfic

#supernatural #unpopular opinion #spn #bible #bible fanfic #pulls up to church with my bible fanfic #castiel #spndaily #fanfiction

kyleehenke

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr

dennys

What should I name my first son

Lorenzo Waffleton Jr.

batmans-brokecousin

are u Lorenzo Waffleton Sr.?

dennys

croutons are just baby garlic toasts

batmans-brokecousin

i always have a bag of croutons. you just dont know where :)

dennys

guys, r u ok?

batmans-brokecousin

not at all

pee pee poo

i bought tamales

in the walmart parking lot.

they were pretty good.

A haiku by me.

#haiku #literary genius #tamales

i had a dream tom holland braided my hair at walmart. He was actually quite good at it

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im just here man