Circa

Circa '97

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[dinuguan]

[karehastation]

THE BEST THING EVER

[gothbloc]

are you serious

[vexedhexkitten]

Quality content right here.

[lycanrocc]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsaxlrose]

What’s Happening In My Country: Turkey

People, I’m reporting from Ankara, Turkey, from my thankfully safe home… This is one of the strangest events in the Turkish history, and no one knows if it’s a real military coup, or a “fake” one organized by the government so that they can get stronger than ever. Right now, there are tons of jet planes flying above the city and bombing different places, such as the “palace” of Erdogan, the parliament, the building of the political party AKP, the national intelligence agency of Turkey.

Erdogan literally told people to get out, to the streets, and protest the coup, and “stand in front of the tanks”. And, shockingly, they did. Now, people are out in the streets, chanting “Allahu Akbar!” and attacking the soldiers. Everyone’s gone crazy, I’m so afraid that this will lead to a war.

The military took over the national channel of Turkey and forced a reporter to read out a declaration about the martial law. Now, the government has taken the channel back. The soldiers are getting arrested one by one. They declared that they had taken control of the coup, and I’m sure that everyone will consider them (the government, Erdogan, etc.) “heroes” from now on.

There are deaths, deaths of policemen, civilians… It’s scary, I’ve never experienced something like this. I don’t know how this happened, I don’t know who did this, I don’t know what’s happening and what’s gonna happen. I don’t know what kind of a country I will wake up to, if I can convince myself to go to sleep in this chaos. I don’t know if it’ll be martial law or Sharia law, or Erdogan declaring himself a dictator. I’m confused as hell.

But there is one truth: whoever did this, and for whatever reason they did this, this is not okay… I, and all the other people of Turkey, do not deserve to experience this fear, violence and chaos. Whatever happens, happens to the innocent. Let this be heard from all around the world, something strange, and something COMPLETELY CRAZY is going on. Let this be heard, this shouldn’t be forgotten. The world shouldn’t forget how a group of people literally played, and are still playing, with us like we’re toys.

In the following hours, they may cut off our internet, they may ban us from sharing the news with the world, they have done it before. For the sake of the people of Turkey, and for the sake of our world’s future;

Help us, let this be heard…

[batmanster]

But we can't fund education and health care here in America, cause that would be wrong and lead us to bankruptcy

[batmanster]

Freedoms

It's stupid how they're blowing out of proportion that a football player is not standing for the anthem Disrespecting the soldiers and the freedoms they fight for? What freedoms are they exactly fighting for? No other country or region can take your "freedoms" away, that can only happen in the main land stupid fucks Soldiers aren't fighting for shit, they are lied to and told its patriotic Yet you look at the documents, the released files on the war, and in no way form or fashion is the war on terror anything about our freedom These wars a gains invisible entities Such as terror or drugs Are meant for us to summit our freedoms to the government HERE Not in the middle fucking east where we are the terrorist Where we are the ones inciting violence and fear What people don't understand or its just that their brainwashed ignorant repetition of patriotism Is that your country is the one that gives you your rights,, your freedoms,, no other entity can take that away So let me ask you again What freedoms are they fighting for In the middle east Or any other place?

[batmanster]

Government

One of the points in my policy is treat everyone equally and fairly. Many unfair and unjust laws will be rewritten with equity in mind, whereas everyone gets the help they need not the same help they don't need. Wealth, class, race, education will not play a part on the justice system The government will provide the people with the tools build for themselves a more fair and better justice system. The only real job of the government is to protect and better the environment, the peoples job is to protect and serve their communities Power back to the people and away from single entities that carry out hidden agendas For that is not a democracy, rather than a puppet show.

[batmanster]

A nation where we condemn those who speak the truth

[batmanster]

Reimagine The State

Due to the down run of this nations corrupt corporate run government and laws that can be morally unjust and in and out of itself unlawful I have decided to run for Texas governor in the not so distant future in the event of the downfall of this nation to prevent one of the wealthiest and richest states to fall within the nation that’s already crumbling I have worked on policies that will help bring in more economic growth, better trading deals, •corporations that use the people’s taxes for their funding have to reimburse said tax payers in a period of time •unjust tax that does not go towards the people and the betterment of our enviornment •no private companies anything and everything has a say by the people. •Elections and said policy hearings will be a must, so businesses at the expense of the government will give employees day off for their government, because they are the government( and no it won’t be chaos, there will be steps taken and scheduling that will make this transition smoother) •Education will be separated from core curriculum, we will develop systems that help students learn and exceed and succeed within their own capabilities •immigration will actually benefit us in the long run in my taxation policies •taxation won’t be by force but by your willingness to help your nation excel and prosper •the people’s government will be run by the people, not single entities, or corporate sponsored candidates •candidates have to be sponsored by the people, as such that the candidate must prove citizen popularity and political popularity •police will only be around to enforce certain laws, the power of moral and lawabiding goes to the people as such that they have in their hands the right to better their community at no harm of his peers or the state. •The Death penalty will be a thing, I won’t be wasting the people’s tax money to keep murderers and rapist alive and out on the street, we will have hearings and have an average of 8 years after the verdict and your acceptance or appeal If you appeal youll be given time to disprove your case, other wise you will be executed. •State and religion will be separate, so will family and state, community and government. •the legalization of marijuana will be a must as it will provide us with the ability to use it as a alternative resource of material. •People will own land and not pay taxes for it after they’re done paying the house off.

These are just some policies that I am working on and figuring out the details and how it will impact the state. We the people have the right to a perfect government, and we can have it Support my cause when all this “democracy” fails you once more Change will happen, not today or tomorrow but when the people actually become We the people. -till further notice

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

[sharkbytesarchiveoldblog]

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

[brunchingwithmyself-deactivated]

Wtf

[batmanster]

Under my education policy, college will be free or paid at lower costs,, but you will get your education and won't be taken advantage of by these "educators" that don't care about you or your education cause in the end you already paid the class and they already got paid, my policy will remove these greedy scumbags and open a way to a better system of moral and educational development.

[batmanster]

Instead of your government, using the same money to rebuild america and actually make it great,, they pay off other countries,, lose 6.5 trillion dollars, have money to continue funding the Terroristic attacks on the people of the middle east, fund the killing of thousands and thousands of children, children, But by all means can't pay for medi care or free college, raise minimum wage, or even refund the fucking people their money to which you are taxing them to kill and pay off others!!!

[batmanster]

This is not right, people you don’t understand that this has all been a plan, manipulation of the population. A non-citizen cannot I repeat CANNOT vote if it’s not a citizen of said country. They’re trying to pull out all the stops so Hillary can win with flying numbers This is not right and has to be stopped, trump has to also be stopped but this is not the right way.

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[batmanster]

Reimagine The State

Due to the down run of this nations corrupt corporate run government and laws that can be morally unjust and in and out of itself unlawful I have decided to run for Texas governor in the not so distant future in the event of the downfall of this nation to prevent one of the wealthiest and richest states to fall within the nation that’s already crumbling I have worked on policies that will help bring in more economic growth, better trading deals, •corporations that use the people’s taxes for their funding have to reimburse said tax payers in a period of time •No unjust tax that does not go towards the people and the betterment of our enviornment •no private companies that avoid taxation through offshore banking and tax breaks, companies are allowed to keep 10% more than their budgets ask for. •Elections and said policy hearings will be a must, so businesses at the expense of the government will give employees day off for their government, because they are the government( and no it won’t be chaos, there will be steps taken and scheduling that will make this transition smoother) •Education will be separated from core curriculum, we will develop systems that help students learn and exceed and succeed within their own capabilities •immigration will actually benefit us in the long run in my taxation policies •taxation won’t be by force but by your willingness to help your state excel and prosper •the people’s government will be run by the people, not single entities, or corporate sponsored candidates •candidates have to be sponsored by the people, as such that the candidate must prove citizen popularity and political popularity •police will only be around to enforce certain laws, the power of moral and lawabiding goes to the people as such that they have in their hands the right to better their community at no harm of his peers or the state. •The Death penalty will be a thing, I won’t be wasting the people’s tax money to keep murderers and rapist alive and out on the street, we will have hearings and have an average of 8 years after the verdict and your acceptance or appeal If you appeal youll be given time to disprove your case, other wise you will be executed. •State and religion will be separate, so will family and state, community and government. •the legalization of marijuana will be a must as it will provide us with the ability to use it as a alternative resource of material. •People will own land and not pay taxes for it after they’re done paying the house off.

These are just some policies that I am working on and figuring out the details and how it will impact the state. We the people have the right to a perfect government, and we can have it Support my cause when all this “democracy” fails you once more Change will happen, not today or tomorrow but when the people actually become We the people. -till further notice

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police