Sacrilicious

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[wildhaunt]

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18

unfollow me. do not interact. this space is not for you.

I am living in a glass house and my pants are fully off.

Ok, so I guess I should start to participate again.

I have a ship and let ship policy. Don't @ me, I don't care. Puritanical bullshit will not be tolerated. Come back with a warrant - or - y'all don't come back.

[lockedtombmemes]

[felinefractious]

WyldRex Villanelle

🐱 Devon Rex

📸 Wyld Rex

🎨 Fawn Tortoiseshell Tabby Mink

[lesbx]

the delightful inchworm

[theunfortunate-author]

[revilonilmah]

Spring Chimecho

[squiiiiiirt]

[coelii]

ACAS

(all cocks are suckable)

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[thexfilesrewind]

Mulder really saw Scully for the first time and was like:

[nariarts]

Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;

Clothing company Patagonia is currently suing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.

To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.

So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.

I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because suing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.

They're claiming they're suing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.

In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.

Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'

I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!

[rollinrockabilly]

🫶🏼

[lioram]

um................... can i help you

[kisslovegoodbye]

Hilma af Klint, "Dove, No. 02, Group IX-UW, No. 26," 1915,

Photograph: Albin Dahlström/Stiftelsen Hilma af Klints Verk

[mirkokosmos]

[shithowdy]

"Neighborhood Watch"

as a birdwatcher, i registered a certain familiarity with how the entire neighborhood converged with their horns and whistles to drive away the threat. this is definitely a rough piece, but i had to get it out of me.

[shithowdy]

This is now available in my shop in a limited quantity!

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[yeahiwasintheshit]