emoest Faggot

Jamie- trans man(but not transmasc)- gay- drag queen- in an emo band - DJ- he/him/his-24- Autistic- communist. I do recreational drugs and I fuck and sometimes I post about it if you can't handle that clear out. Card carrying Emo. King of the Calico Jack fuckers as well as his chief understander; if you click the "NO DONATIONS EVER" button and link a cash app, PayPal, venmo, GoFundMe, or other money collection service I'm gonna assume you're a bot and report you as such if you value your account get gone; Pillowfort: @bigblubuttfeathers; AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bigbluebuttfeathers

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

You referring to Ed’s flag as his MySpace header makes me think a shitty early 2000s smau concept is tragically under explored, if only for a scene in which Lucius (or Jim) have to explain to middle aged Stede how to make an account so he can try to explain himself to Ed

Ed is one of the og myspace influencers and he has bangs like this

And he makes electronic music that sounds like puke my gutzz O_o by zeija and the kids on there eat that shit up. Alma (13) is going through a phase and drags Stede to some sort of function because she needs parental supervision and Mary won't take her. He meets Ed and when he comes home he immediately calls his secretary Lucius to ask how myspace works because he just met the hottest guy

Ed's name is xX_Bl4ckB34rd_Xx

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Oh I've had more thoughts about this AU. Ed and Izzy were washed up punk rockers for years before this. Izzy thinks the scene kids are posers and Ed has fully fucking integrated and is like their god. Izzy is mortified by this turn of events. Ed is so much happier now that he's posting cringe on myspace. He's in a thirst trap cold war with someone. He gets a rawr means I love you in dinosaur tattoo.

Stede is just kind of a normal guy. He's still fucking weird of course he's Stede but he has managed to not run away to become a pirate and then he starts dating Ed and suddenly he's got teal hair and a nose ring and is being trotted out by Ed for the cameras as the emo power couple and Alma is fucking incensed because her fucking cringe ass father stole her teenaged rebellion

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

I am posting more cringe on this blessed day. Here are some men who are too old to be on myspace (affectionate)

Taika pose reference

[uncle-fruity]

Listen, kids, don't let transphobia seep into your ideology just because it's being sold to you as activism! Here's a little list to protect you from adopting transphobic beliefs:

-- There is never a good reason to mock someone's gender identity and/or pronouns! Criticize people on their actions, not their identity.

-- "Transfeminism" encapsulates the issues of all trans people, as studied through a feminist lens. There is no way to exclude a whole group of trans people from transfeminism without being transphobic. Anyone who tells you transfeminism is exclusive to one type of trans person is lying to you and possibly themselves.

-- Trans people speaking about their bodies and how those bodies are affected under a patriarchal system are never misgendering themselves.

-- Body parts =/= gender! That's bioessentialism and will always be transphobic and intersexist.

-- No gender identity can be reduced down to one stereotype or one personality type. That's gender essentialism, which will never not be transphobic (and misogynistic, while we're at it).

-- Don't take people who weaponize transphobia against people they don't like as authorities on transfeminism. There is no amount of bad behavior that deserves to be met with transphobia.

Y'all got it?

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[reginasphalanges]

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[escuerzoresucitado]

[depsidase]

[maverickflare]

[ID: the “10 minutes later: Me and the bestie!” meme edited to be about Hot Rod and Starscream from Transformers: Legends of the Microns. The first part shows Hot Rod with the text, “Bitches be like can’t stand her fake ass!” The second part shows Hot Rod and Starscream banging their forearms together and smiling, with the text, “*10 minutes later* me and the bestie!” end ID.]

[2colde]

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

[hyumjim]

You actually just have to accept that it is possible for people in your social group to be abusers even if you are not literally Jeffrey Epstein and in fact even if you have no money and all of the odds stacked against you.

It is true that money and power enables abuse on a grand scale, but the converse is not true— having no money and no power does not make abuse less likely. I think many of us know this from experience. There is no special moral quality to being poor or being oppressed. Oppressed people abuse each other all the fucking time, in families and relationships and friendships. People of color abuse each other. Women abuse each other. Gay people and trans people abuse each other.

Cesar Chavez raped the women and girls of the labor rights movement throughout his career, using worker solidarity as a bludgeoning tool to ensure their silence.

If you say “people in my group don’t do this, it’s the powerful men that do it” then you harm yourself in several ways.

1. You signal to your social circle that you do not hold them to any standard of behavior. You have preemptively pledged loyalty, which means that if they behave objectionably, any objection on your part will mean a betrayal of your community.

2. You mark yourself as socially permissive. People in your social group know that you are, at baseline, unwilling to accept or act on allegations against them. To be frank, this makes you very easy to take advantage of, whether in service of abusing someone else or abusing you directly.

And you harm other people by telling a lie. What about all of the people who have been abused by a person within this oppressed group? They have it reiterated that their abuse cannot be spoken about, for the sake of solidarity.

Everybody on this earth has the potential to do immeasurable harm to another person just as they have the potential to do good. You can— and in fact I would say you must— advocate and fight for the rights of your people without making yourself into a useful tool for bad actors within your community.

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[killrockstar]

i dont interact with radfems/terfs and i dont give a shit about them. if i catch you following me i will block you then go kneel next to my bed and pray you die soon.

[killrockstar]

like trans people are my priority. my feminism is linked to my transgenderism, and my transgenderism to my feminism. so i simply could not care about anything you say. our ideals are not in the same view.

[kriminalistic]

idc how #feminist you think you’re being but saying shit like “why would you ever want to be a man???” to trans men is just straight up transphobia. yes, even if it’s another trans person saying it. trying to make trans men feel guilty for being men is transphobia. trying to convince us that we’re better off detransitioned is transphobia. i don’t fucking care if it’s “just a joke,” your joke is transphobic.