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@batstalked
#𝑻. 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑲𝑬 ― indie. private. 18+ only. multi media inspired. analyzed by aether. 30+ . high activity.
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ➤ dead dove: do not eat. mental illness. violence. graphic language. bigotry and ship shaming will not be tolerated. potential triggering content ahead. this is your only warning.
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header/promo credit. prompts.
you are a character in a story, what kiss trope is destined to be in your narrative?
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬
The Last Kiss? No, it's not the last, but the characters don't know that. Death appears imminent — the temperature is rising, the room is filling up with water, the plane is about to hit the ground, the rope they're dangling from is about to break and drop them off the cliff, the room is on fire and the door's locked, the world is coming to an end... The point is, this is no place for unresolved sexual tension. The Not-A-Couple don't want to go out without revealing how they really feel. It's now or never. They kiss. This can also be 'Now or Maybe Never' kiss; one or both are heading into danger, or likely-potential death.
tagged by: @lazaruspitreborn
tagging: @therebetterbepie, @starboipersona, @identitysolved, @thundersmark, @spoilit, @arobinwithoutbatman and whoever else wants to do this !
[ actual dad ] yeah you would like that. oh my god. you're such a sappy dork. i'll remember that the next time i have to kill myself for you. i'm an adult! what exactly do you think you could ground me FROM that would be a punishment? i can tune pretty much anything out. try me. i'm not. and you're just going to have to suffer with that knowledge. you're welcome. there's no way that the plant boy would ever hurt me. i think he'd rather fly into the sun first.
[not a sidekick]📲 who wouldn't like that? that's what i'm told, yeah. yeah please do remember that. bigfoot trumps killing yourself. ehhh legally. but you're still my kid. hiding out in your room. books. kon. hahah i already don't know what we're talking about. alright. i'm glad to hear it. cause i'd have the whole 'shotgun' talk with him but i don't feel like it would be as effective on someone who could bend it in half.
[ actual dad ] there's probably some weirdo out there. at least you're aware. yeah yeah. doubt that will come up again. okay, mom. whatever you say. you can't ground me from Kon. he'll pout and make you miserable. uh huh. so you're not texting Eddie in all caps about it right now? let me know how that goes for you.
[ actual dad ] please. finding proof of bigfoot? all indiscretions would be forgotten instantly. i hate you. you can't ground me. making me stay in a room and not do anything else? you really think thats a punishment? i'm not fucking with you. i promise you i'm being careful.
[not a sidekick]📲 hey that's what i like to hear. nah see saying you'd prove bigfoot is real to me is the biggest 'i love you' that you could ever say. i can totally ground you. you know you can be grounded FROM things, right? no room for you. tim. you're fuckin with me and that's what i'm taking away from this conversation. alright good. that's all i really care about. i just don't want you to get hurt. either of you. but i'm not as worried about plant boy.
[ actual dad ] yeah you would like that. oh my god. you're such a sappy dork. i'll remember that the next time i have to kill myself for you. i'm an adult! what exactly do you think you could ground me FROM that would be a punishment? i can tune pretty much anything out. try me. i'm not. and you're just going to have to suffer with that knowledge. you're welcome. there's no way that the plant boy would ever hurt me. i think he'd rather fly into the sun first.
[ actual dad ] its hilarious that you even joke about the fact that i wouldn't bring any proof to you first. come on. i had to deal with like 80 year olds. i might as well have had to write in shakespearean to get through to them. ooooh. you're worried about lube. it's fine. he makes his own. no. we really don't. i'm well educated.
[not a sidekick]📲 hey you said it. i know where i stand now. haha i don't know how you think saying that you had to write like that makes it sound any less gay haha. tim. you're grounded. i don't know how or from what but you just are. stop fuckin with me you shit haha. just be careful alright?
[ actual dad ] please. finding proof of bigfoot? all indiscretions would be forgotten instantly. i hate you. you can't ground me. making me stay in a room and not do anything else? you really think thats a punishment? i'm not fucking with you. i promise you i'm being careful.
[ actual dad ] absolutely not. i'm finding proof and never showing you. i absolutely could. i used to run a multi billion dollar company. you do remember that i'm dating a half alien, right? one who can't get sick? or catch diseases? no. nope. absolutely not.
[not a sidekick]📲 that is so cold. you sure you didn't lose your heart along with your spleen? sure sure. and? what's that got to do with texting like a straight guy? timbo. sigh. kid. most condoms come stock with lube right? silicone lube on a latex condom is going to glide easier and last longer if it doesn't have as much skin to absorb into. friction ain't your friend. you sure we don't need to have that talk?
[ actual dad ] its hilarious that you even joke about the fact that i wouldn't bring any proof to you first. come on. i had to deal with like 80 year olds. i might as well have had to write in shakespearean to get through to them. ooooh. you're worried about lube. it's fine. he makes his own. no. we really don't. i'm well educated.
[ actual dad ] 6:03am i'm walking into the woods and never coming back. also that's fucking rude. i could absolutely text like a straight person if i wanted to. also... condoms? really? you don't want grandkids?
6:05am [not a sidekick] 📲 tell bigfoot i say hi. send me a postcard. sure you could. let's see it. ha ha hardy ha you know condoms do more than just help prevent pregnancy right? smart guy. or do i need to give you the sex talk?
[ actual dad ] absolutely not. i'm finding proof and never showing you. i absolutely could. i used to run a multi billion dollar company. you do remember that i'm dating a half alien, right? one who can't get sick? or catch diseases? no. nope. absolutely not.
[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person (m&m)
5:52am [not a sidekick] 📲 timbo. timmy. tim. first off i don't think this was meant for me. secondly, i don't think you know what texting like a straight person entails, buddy. thirdly, be safe. use condoms. don't be stupid.
text message prompts for @batstalked
[ actual dad ] 6:03am i'm walking into the woods and never coming back. also that's fucking rude. i could absolutely text like a straight person if i wanted to. also... condoms? really? you don't want grandkids?
#𝐊𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐍 " I'm as HUMAN as anyone. I love, I get scared. I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time, but that is being human and that's my greatest strength. "
*places kiss on cheek then runs*
oh so that was how it was going to be. unfortunately for her, he wasn't going to take that sitting down. boots crunch on the gravel as he launches himself after her. if anyone were to witness the spectacle it wouldn't be all that strange to see Red Robin chasing someone through the streets. but it would be new that it was @spoilit.
it takes a few minutes for him to even catch up with her, but when he does get his hands on her it's over. and that sees him putting a little more power into his attempts to grab her. even if it ends with them on the ground together. she should see it coming.
--- maybe it wasn't the wisest of choices but by now dean knew exactly what was going to happen sneaking up on tim. even if it was his birthday, the hunter couldn't miss the chance to do this. really, it was perfect. seeing him standing there in the kitchen distracted on his phone was a chance dean couldn't miss.
as predicted as soon as he touched tim's shoulders he snapped his elbow back with a fist to follow. the hunter easily dodged, by now he knew exactly how tim would react, and he spun him around by his shoulders to greet him with a kiss and bright grin. "hi, happy birthday." and before tim could hope to respond dean's hands were on his hips and he was manhandling him up onto the counter so he could stand between his knees. his hands notably didn't leave his waist. dean did like to hang on.
"so...figured i'd make you breakfast if you actually want anything to eat and you're probably gonna because one of your birthday presents is back in bed...up to you of course. you're the birthday boy. eddie is already out. he's grabbing dessert for tonight. kon's going to come over for a few hours and then we're gonna kick out everyone for the night. sound good?"
he's aware that he's not alone. aware of the footsteps approaching. he'd spent years being hyperaware of his surroundings due to training and being who he was. who he is. it's being grabbed that had him reacting. Dean knew better and though the footsteps held a familiarity the lack of an announced presence is what had his senses on high alert. the reaction is instant, phone clattering to the floor and fist flying before his mind fully registers that he was, in fact, face to face with Dean. a breath blows through his nose as the adrenaline leaving him almost as quickly as it had rushed forward. "hi," he manages as he's too easily lifted from his feet and placed on the counter. hardly arguing when Dean puts himself between his knees only shifting to drape his arms over the other's shoulders.
he's gotten better with his birthday, sure that Kon had told Dean about it the last time they were all together so he doesn't much question it. after spending years with Kon, Bart and Cassie it would have been hard to hold onto the trauma of a birthday that happened six years ago now. and so there is a soft smirk that plays on his lips as Dean goes through his plans for the day. he couldn't help but laugh softly.
"really got this all planned, huh? would that present back in bed be... you, by chance? i wouldn't complain if it was something else. but you know me," he hums as he runs his fingers over the shaved hairs at the base of Dean's neck. "but please tell me you didn't kick Eddie out for all this." he liked spending time with Eddie as much as he did Dean, he just wouldn't forgive himself if Dean had kicked his best friend out because it was his birthday.
"to start; breakfast would be great. but only if i get to sit here and watch."
Tim's birthday @therebetterbepie
--- in the early hours of tim's birthday it was no surprise to find him anywhere but asleep in bed. that being said dean was mildly surprised to find him actually asleep. head pillowed on a book at the table, the hunter didn't have the heart to wake him up. dean knew all too well what a fight sleep was for him and he wasn't about to disturb it. instead when tim woke up he'd find a gift wrapped with far too much tape, a well loved but well taken care of leather jacket draped around his shoulders, and a card ever so carefully tucked into his hand. inside of the package he'd find two sets of keys attached to what was obviously a hand made keychain of dean's design. it was iron of course, with the letters TW inlaid in silver on a simple round medallion.
the card was an incredibly cheesy 'over the hill' birthday card with the year '50' scratched out and tim's age written instead.
to my oldest kid - happy birthday timmy. you know the card is great, don't roll your eyes. anyway, i know you didn't expect anything for your birthday but too bad. you're getting celebrated kid. you deserve it. the gifts aren't where this stops either. don't think you're getting off that easy. we're doing a shindig and you're gonna like it. really, i mean you'll like it. everyone is gonna get together. i'm gonna make dinner. we can have some cake. listen to some music. doesn't have to be huge deal just a good time, right? so the gifts are probably a little confusing but you've probably noticed i don't like just giving out random gifts. so putting a little thought into it, i figured this would be a good one. your own set of keys to my ride and eddie's ride. you're our oldest kid, and that means you need a set of keys to home right? that's the closet we got. you'll always be home in either of those rigs, no matter where we are. about that jacket. once upon a time that fit me and eddie. back when we were about your age. it's been so long neither of us can remember who's jacket it was originally. it's too tight in the shoulders for us now, but it oughta suit you perfectly. consider it your first set of 'hunter armor'. way cooler looking than a cape, right? to wrap this up, i just wanted to say i really hope you have a happy birthday. i know everything has been spoiled or tainted for you in one way or another and today is no exception. but i promise, going forward, we're always going to do something good, something laid back, and something worth looking forward to on your birthday. we'll take it back one year at a time, kid. together. happy birthday. i love you bud son, dad #1 - dean
(shhh ignore i'm a day late.)
he’s wary about the gift that he wakes up to. in the middle of the night when Kon comes to drag him to bed. gripping at the super’s wrist before he can leave him to get the water that Kon insists on him taking to bed with him. he’s not sure how much Kon remembers about his 16th birthday but it doesn’t matter. he really just needs the moral support. of course Dean would never do that to him and logically he knows that. but the sight of the gift had his anxiety spiking almost instantly. carefully opening it, there’s confusion at first. two sets of keys lay at the bottom of the box and he didn't need to be told what they were for. he can already feel the tears biting at the back of his eyes before he even realizes that the jacket curled around his shoulders doesn't belong to Kon.
the card only solidifies the sting behind his eyes. still gripping at Kon's wrist, he's not sure what the super is doing as blue move along the words that were written there. he'd worry about the chance that he was hurting the other but he knew full well that Kon would barely be bothered physically by how tightly he was gripping him. emotionally... he'd deal with that later. for now he needed to get his own in check first.
there's a moment after Tim finishes reading that he just sits there. bat training going into overdrive before he can move again. even breathe again. his fingers are closed so tightly around the keys that he'd been given that he's not entirely sure that they wont break skin as he pushes himself up from the chair. a kiss is distractedly pressed to Kon's cheek before he excuses himself to the bathroom with a promise to meet the other in bed in a few minutes.
it would be longer than a few minutes which Tim would come to apologize for later, but the moment the bathroom door is closed all training shatters. sinking to the floor, he can't help the way that his hands shake as the anxiety leaves him with every ragged breath. the dam holding back the tears well and truly breaks when Tim finally inspects the metal that hung from the keys. TW. not TD. not TDW. he doesn't have to ask what Dean meant for it to mean. doesn't need to seek out the clarification that it wasn't Wayne stamped there.
it doesn't take long before he's emerging from the bathroom once more. entirely unsurprised to see Kon sitting on the floor next to the door. a laugh hitches out of him as he offers a hand to the super and pulls him to his feet.
and if later that day Tim sticks especially close to Dean and Eddie, who would blame him.
even if he was 'underfoot' the whole time.
Tim's birthday @therebetterbepie ( feat. @starboipersona )
🪶 — #SUPERMAN 2025: quotes for rp prompts
*contains spoilers!
" You think everything and everyone is beautiful."
"I'm as human as anyone."
"Hey buddy. Eyes up here."
"The one thing that liberals and conservatives can finally agree on is that [ name ] sucks."
"I don't need your help, I'm goddamn [ name ]."
"I love you, [ name ]. I probably should have told you that a long time ago."
'You're driven by envy, [ name ]."
"I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment..."
"Parents aren't for tellin' their children who they're supposed to be. We are here to give y'all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own."
"Your choice, [ name ]. Your actions. That's what makes you who you are."
"Hey, quit messing around!"
"I'm not messing around, I'm doing important stuff."
"That haircut should be against your vows!"
"How do you even know [ name ] , anyway?"
"Why does he trust everyone?"
"I know you won't kill me! You are too delicate and weak... like [ name ]."
"Ha. I'm not like [ name ]."
"I'm gonna turn myself in. Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog."
“I’m here to fight for truth and justice.”
“Why am I so different from them?”
“Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith first, the trust part comes later.”
“The only way to know how strong you are is to keep testing your limits.”
“It’s not about where you were born. Or what powers you have. Or what you wear on your chest. It’s about what you do… It’s about action.”
"Don't let pride make your choices for you."
"People were going to die!"
“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations
NEXT MOVIE PLS 🙏🙏
so this weekend has taught me that
jurassic world needs to stop or needs to sit down and come up with a plot that doesn’t suck or rip off the original movies. 2/10 scarjo’s character was weird and awkwardly scripted and it was essentially the plot to jurassic park 3.
and superman might have a chance to not be the same boring movie over and over until we’ve had the origin of superman beat into our souls. 9/10 for giving us a Lex that almost felt relatable but also really in the gayest love with clark haha.
