WHO THE FUCK IS MIKE

battat || he/they/it || fictive ask blog

[battat-official]

INTRO

I don't know why I did this considering I suck at talking to people. Maybe I find my own suffering amusing. Maybe I'm hoping someone will share theories with me. WHATEVER!

I go by Battat, if you're here you most likely know me from Deltarune. Because that's my source. Or something. My name is NOT Mike it's more of a job title because I am NOT the real Mike WHO THE FUCK IS MIKE ACTUALLY. Anyway I use he/they/it pronouns I guess. My relationship with gender is abnormal but I have a job to do so that's not important.

This isn't MEANT to be a roleplay blog (I AM A FICTIVE. IN A SYSTEM. REMEMBER I AM AN ACTUAL PERSON WITH FEELINGS DO NOT BE A FREAK I WILL EXPLODE YOU.) but if I have to or feel like it I might occasionally dabble. It will be tagged accordingly, of course. Roleplay posts will probably also be typed out in green.

Sourcemates are welcome to interact btw.

MORE INFO UNDER CUT

Tags (for now)

#ask battat

#battat posts

#battat doodles (This is for when I (or my headmates) decide to doodle stuff that I then post here)

#not rp

#deltarune rp

Boundaries

Remember that I'm a fictive, and not just rp. I'm a real person.

Regarding shipping, while I don't have anything against people who like the ship, I am NOT into Tenna. Ship asks related to Jongler and Pluey are fine though I guess. Shut up. It's embarrassing.

Please specify when an ask is roleplay. I suck ass at reading tone.

Basic DNI. I will not fucking tolerate any form of homophobia racism etc on my blog in fact I am sending missiles towards you.

Don't be gross. Some minor/subtle suggestive or flirty things are fine but if you push a boundary I'm just ignoring you. Also don't expect me to automatically have a positive reaction to the above.

If you don't like me or the way I do things then FUCK OFF!! My priority is not to be in character or whatever because I'M A REAL GUY AND I'M NOT CHANGING HOW I TYPE FOR THE INTERNET!

Basically if you don't agree to the "characterisation" of my source self on this blog then go cry me a river and find a exclusively rp blog that focuses specifically on that thing or something.

[battat-official]

Why does the green dork have a blog when he doesn't front as much as me. What fucking favouritism is this. I swear I'm going to take over this blog if it comes to it.

[lupimerliph]

why are they like that??/affectionately

[battat-official]

no sorry your asks arent working :( it sucks :( i really wanted to tell you that they were working but if theyre not on i cant do anything :( /j

What if I fucking GOT you. What then.

[battat-official]

Are my asks working. By the way. Did I put them on I can't remember. I'm trapped in the fucking shadow realm.

[battat-official]

I'm stuck between needing to throttle someone and needing someone to put their full body weight on me so that I can get some fucking sleep.

[battat-official]

Afternoon. Have not yet slept. You know what that means! eenrgydink

[battat-official]

Grown ass man who would yowl at me if I didn't pet him.

[battat-official]

Bangs my head against our laptop. UNhappy 2am. BAD 2am. EVIL 2am. I want to chew on fibreglass.

[battat-official]

This body is a fucking prison.

[battat-official]

ENERGY DRINKS AREN'T ENOUGH ANYMORE. I NEED TO CHEW THROUGH THE ALUMINIUM LIKE A FERAL ANIMAL.

[catgirlkirigiri]

Post these cats

[battat-official]

Ok

[battat-official]

Maybe Jongler was right I should've gotten that autism diagnosis.

[brikkets]

i just made this awful gif. Enjoy

[battat-official]

Oh yeah this is the source of the gif in my intro by the way. Everyone say thank you artist.