Baking the Revolution

Your name is ____________ .... Actually, come to think of it, you don't really know your name. You were recently struck with amnesia, leaving you somewhat disoriented. You only know your last name is Tirumn. You found yourself long ago, before you were killed, being used by the BATTERWITCH, and you broke away. (Which you do remember is what ended up getting you beheaded). Since then, a MYSTERIOUS STRANGER took your head from the stake she had displayed it on and stitched you back together. You have been using your time and CULINARY EXPERTISE to counter the spread of her influence as much as possible. You plan to BAKE A REVOLUTION. Your trolltag is batterMaestro and you tend talk in a way that is ά lίttlέ bίt άççέntέd...!  -- Flarpugee 2.0 --

[cosmonautroger]

[pigcatapult]

human laps are for pillows

human hands are for pats

[1coweveryday]

1/14/21🐄

[babyanimalgifs]

“I think cows are underrated. Just look at that lil face!” 

(Source)

[ampervadasz]

Fura ló

[naughtius-the-fifth]

He’s a good horse

[hummingbirdglimmer]

Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. 😜😁😍

[klaascows]

I don’t do reblogs, but for really important stuff one has to make exceptions.

[labelleizzy]

Unmute! Her laugh is worth it

[babyanimalgifs]

Big pupper enjoying some cuddles 

(via)

[clearnorthernskyy]

Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

[hivesick-official]

it’s been a while, hasn’t it…?

reblog with a picture or two of your troll/character and pahani will offer her reaction!

[battermaestro]

Mάy Ӂ hάvέ yớứr jứdgέmέnt, plέάsέ, Pάhάnί ?

[hivesick-official]

>it’s been a while since flarping, but i remember you as a Friend:tm:. hope things are going well over on your end.<

>10/10.<

[battermaestro]

!!!!!!!! Ç :

[hivesick-official]

it’s been a while, hasn’t it…?

reblog with a picture or two of your troll/character and pahani will offer her reaction!

[battermaestro]

Mάy Ӂ hάvέ yớứr jứdgέmέnt, plέάsέ, Pάhάnί ?

[stimman4000]

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[honeysuggestion]

being loved by you is one of the best things to happen to me.

[eyeheartfarms]

Ready for the season!!

[basicdoucheenergy]

💌 @ battermaestro

cats and baking mostly

[battermaestro]

Thάnk yớứ ! Ӂ knớw wέ dớ nớt tάlk mứçh bứt Ӂ dớ έnjớy thέ fέw tίmέs wέ dớ άnd wίll mớst çέrtάίnly tάkέ thίs rέspớnsέ άs ά pớsίtίvέ ίmprέssίớn ! Ḉ :

[forestfawne]

I. Want. To. Kiss. The. BABIE!!!

[cottagehonaey]

we dont deserve cows

[battermaestro]

@summonermail

[necromanticnarrator]

🜂🜃 Hehe macaroni an bees.. 🜄🜁

[vincenbohnes]

Little piggie, little piggie…. wontchya let me come inside ~ ?

[hivesick-official]