Battery Acid Barb @batteryacidbarb - Tumblr Blog

Why tf is Grey's Anatomy putting their only interesting intern with their most BORING character? And WHERE did all those sapphic storylines they were setting up disappear to? Put all those one-dimensional doctors on a plane and crash it, asap!

#better question why tf am i still watching grey's anatomy #it's been 7 seasons since I've had a good time here #I'm dumb

dirtyrobber70

Y'ALL. She is trying to kill me.

#the sound i made when i saw this was UNNATURAL #holy shiiiiiiit

positivewlwvibes

i want the yearning and tension of queerbaiting but the smooching and kissing of actual queer representation is that so much to ask

#oh wow someone put it into words

modestflamboyance

📯💒Make a decision!

Absolutely no nuance here. Feel free to add your own visual arguments in reblogs!

Who's more attractive?

Jane Rizzoli

Maura Isles

Voting ended onJan 13, 2025

Jane Rizzoli:

Maura Isles:

#i cant i wont #okay it's maura

luthqrs

maura looking at jane like she hung the stars for seven whole years

#omg artist reference dreamboat post #does that make sense? it's 2pm and i'm drunk #but it's okay because we're on christmas time #thanks jesus for being born (allegedly) and whoever invented prosecco #that's some good stuff

iwatchforher

Flirting 101

#oh hell yeah that's the stuff

alexcabotgf

We don't have to work till tomorrow. So we could spend the whole day in bed if we wanted to. Oh my God, can we?

THE MORNING SHOW 3.05 Love Island

#that face that fucking face in the last gif I've been thinking about it for days #i would simply expire if reese looked at me like that #oh and this was the episode that sasha showed up too i was not prepared

booasaur

The Morning Show - 2x03

#omg here it is reese looks so sultry #like this is their 10th take and they've been making out for an hour #i think its more noticeable when you watch the show because when this scene started #they were just chatting about work #and i was like why tf does reese look so turned on here???#and then BOOM lets go lesbians!!

mccdimples

BRADLEYLAURA in

The Morning Show - 3x06: The Stanford Student

#hi im back #the morning show lesbians have brought me back to tumblr dot com #reese has never been so hot!! wait i gotta find a gif of their first kiss because omg reese #whats their shipname #laura bradley

Loooolllll that show was objectively terrible. They should rename it Harlan Coben's Exposition

#the power of lesbians in media making me watch that whole damn thing #i am a fool

fangirlintheattic

I never thought we would have another chance, and then BOOM! You fucking showed up again, and now we do! SHIRA & HANNAH | Harlan Coben's Shelter ↳ s01e06 (Candy's Room)

#if they leave this relationship on a cliffhanger i will be PISSED #because we all know this show isn't getting a second season lol #nothing with lesbians gets a second season

echofades

HARLAN COBEN'S SHELTER 1.06 | Candy's Room

#i could not tell you what's going on in the rest of the show i do not care

lizmitches

shira is so SILLY for dragging her feet on this relationship btw. like imagine a 9 foot tall beautiful blonde woman walking into your home one night and saying "i'm divorcing my husband of 20 years because i fucking love you--i've always loved you--and i want to be with you for the rest of my life. also you said you wanted to exhume your brother's corpse so i called a guy and he'll be here tomorrow" like????

#mmhmmm that's what I've been saying!#get it together shira!!#the husband isn't even nice #there's no guilt there!#let's gooooo!

Absolutely wild that Shira is described as the 'annoying aunt' when she is willing to dig up her dead brother just because her nephew isn't having enough feelings about a tombstone or something idk I can't hear him, he's always whispering

#come on kid the script isn't a secret #harlan coben's shelter

echofades

HARLAN COBEN'S SHELTER | 1.04 > 1.06

fangirlintheattic

@echofades #I actually can't think about that top scene because she thought she was going to miss her for a year and instead she missed her for 25 #fucking ouch

fucking OUCH

#okay but they literally just ended that scene there #at that sentence #and the episode just carried on as if it never happened lol #like could we maybe unpack that real quick??