Hold for Crime Wives

20 something // aggressively multifandom (it's mostly crime wlw, especially rizzles, & unprecedented amounts of Ashley Johnson—you're welcome!) I write fanfiction sometimes here

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[ladyriot]

Hello rizzles tumblr! I am both still alive and still deeply obsessed with rizzles despite watching many very good shows since that just don't do it for me like my favourite queerbait special. So, hi! 

I'm also writing and posting a new fic. The second chapter has just gone up.

Here it is, if you're interested:

This Masterpiece of Our Design (10235 words) by LadyRiot Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli Characters: Maura Isles, Jane Rizzoli, Angela Rizzoli, Constance Isles, Charles Hoyt, Gabriel Dean, Patrick Doyle, Mark Dugan | Dennis Rockmond Additional Tags: Character Study, Eventual Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli, friends to ??? to lovers, they're not idiots just traumatized women with questionable attachment styles, Case Fic, Crime, basically a sort of s2 / s3 rewrite, just gayer crime-ier and hopefully without that s3 tone shift Summary: When Maura’s old flame from her days doing relief work with Médecins Sans Frontières, Dr. Eden Faulkner, shows up at Maura’s door, everything changes. That thing that Jane and Maura just can’t talk about starts opening up readable and obvious and impossible to ignore between them, forcing them to confront what could be either their ruin or their salvation. OR: a canon-divergent, but fairly close rewrite of S2 & S3 from the appearance of Dr. Faulkner onwards

[scout-spaeny]

hand placement is genuinely frying me

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[flungoutofspace028]

season 1 and 2 of Rizzoli & Isles is so peak. they were so gay for each other. I mean, they are always gay for each other but ESPECIALLY in the early seasons. don't even get me started on their beef in early season 3. where was the enemies to lovers arc???? rip rizzles.

[oats-dgtldiary]

this needs to be talked about more :3

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[rizzolixisles]

one Rizzles scene per episode [88/105] ↳ 6.14 — “Murderjuana”

[heavensenthale]

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

[sindirimba]

what was your childhood book series

wayside school

bunnicula

scary stories to tell in the dark

choose your own adventure

the baby-sitter's club

goosebumps

ramona

american girl

calvin & hobbes

the eyewitness books

improbably something else not contained by this list

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

this list is very relatable and applicable to everyone of all ages and locales and interests

[saryuuchan]

WHAT THE HELL cc my dear why were you so accepting and eager of going to a gay club with fran and val huh???

[modestflamboyance]

Silliness #2:

If you could be any mythological creature what would you be and why?

What color do you associate with various school subjects? (Math, science, English, history, etc) (I will fight you on this if we do not agree btw)

If you had to assign people from the rizzles fam into roles for an end of the world situation/zombie apocalypse, who would have what role? (For example, but not limited to: leader, scout, medic, weapons expert, handyman, gatherer/forager, and peacemaker, etc etc).

Enjoy doing laundry!!!

This is a lot! Okay, I will do this in the order you asked...

1. Mermaid. So I can swim more confidently. And I love being in the sea.

2. Doing this based on subjects I studied in school...

Maths: navy blue. English: lime green. Science: dull red. Geography: grass green. History: grey. Art: yellow. Music: light blue. Religious Education: pale pink. Physical Education: bright red. Spanish: yellow-orange. Psychology: silver. Media: dark blue.

3. I'm going to make a separate post for this because it requires a lot!

[modestflamboyance]

I was going to put justifications on these roles but have decided against it. You're just gonna have to accept my choices in this zombie apocalypse 😄

Leader: @julieverne

Doctor: @virescent-v

Engineer: @kurtsvonneslut

Agriculturalist: @batnbreakfast

Electrician: @yeah--maybe

Driver: me*

Weapons expert: @igatno

Hunter: @doomsday-dj

Forager: @dirtyrobber70

Survivalist: @thehornylibrarian

Mechanic: @ladyriot

Fighter: @kirinblueko

Scout: @lastonethereisaniceperson

Peacemaker: @release-the-sheep

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[thepriceisrizzoli]

thank you, hulu. you didn’t have to do that, but you did.

[nervouspearl]

and i will wait for you every time

[detective-jane-rizzoli]

[harrietdyker]

no one is allowed to talk to me about this seriously I will only take lesbian barbara responses