Hold for Crime Wives

20 something // aggressively multifandom (it's mostly crime wlw, especially rizzles, & unprecedented amounts of Ashley Johnson—you're welcome!) I write fanfiction sometimes here

[bon-bon]

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

[shouldntbeaskingmyselfwhy]

i love intentionally ordered playlists i love albums with strong openers and closers and those told in two clear acts and albums with songs that flow into each other so you have to listen to them together i love interludes i love having an Experience with a whole body of work

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[alwaysshipping1]

AYO EDEBIRI for NYT Cooking

[ladyriot]

I've recently rediscovered the power of naps. I'm suddenly a whole new woman

[peaceoftina]

music is the cure!

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[katebeckets]

#married (56/?)

[winemilflover]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[ladyriot]

I hate that I'm the kind of person that needs a theoretical gun pointed at my head to complete a task, but what I hate even more is the longer I live this way, the more I can look down the (theoretical) barrel of a (still theoretical) gun and just have the reaction of that one vine meme, you know the one. "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."

Somebody save me.

[brainstreams]

[queenofquestions]

There's nothing like Maura telling Jane random sex facts every episode and it being so obvious that they are really Maura's deeply autistic attempts at propositioning her best friend, only for Jane to assume that Maura does this with everyone