sir, this is a poke-café

(//GENERAL UNREALITY TW!!!) Jay, She/her

[battlebusbarista]

Intro post.

I'm Jay (she/her) I currently work as a barista at the local battle cafe, however I also battle on the subway pretty often.

This is mostly just an account for me to reblog shit and talk about the specific annoying customers I get sometimes, as well as some of the weird side quests people send me on. Don't ask me why everyone goes to me when they need help, I Don't Know.

Here's my pokemon team:

Rocky (I call him missile launcher. Garchomp ♂)

Sammy (Samurott ♂)

Madam Louis Victoria the 7th (I just say Vikkie. No, I didnt name her, she came like that. Vespiquen. ♀)

Alan (Aggron ♀)

Luna (Lycanroc ♀)

That's about it for now.

//OOC under the cut

//all trigger warnings will be written as such: "#cw ((trigger))" or "#tw ((trigger))" for ease.

//lol usually I use blue, but that's also Jay's color, so red it is!!! @ghostspokebloggin / @ghostplasmas again, haiiii. Jay's blog will be relatively chill, this is mostly just her getaway from work and shit, however there might be some triggering content in the future.

//this is a COMPLETE remake of an old blog I made that I didn't really like that much. I have since remade a lot of Jay's character and I wanted to do something interesting. Any mention of BlueBirdsss or Jay on any account BEFORE JUNE 5TH 2025 IS NOT CANNON!!!

//Alright, here's her playlist >:)

[battlebusbarista]

The school year cannot come fast enough. I'm usually fine dealing with little kids, but the middle schoolers and some of the high schoolers that come to the cafe are miserable to interact with. Some of them are sweet but the amount that leaves their tables disgustingly messy or are just straight up rude to me and my coworkers is insane.

Theyre also a lot more likely to cause fits and physical fights over loosing in a battle. I've had to basically scruff some of these kids to make sure they don't harm themselves or other people's pokemon cause they loose their shit when they realize they aren't the best at battling.

[vicsmusehub]

I think we should hunt landlords for sport.

[dualcosmog]

0745 Lycanroc

[reesieroo-spark]

Samurott is so criminally underrated. So what if it looks different from its previous evolutions, it’s a cool ass otter with swords!!

[tropicalsteppe]

Guardian Aggron | ko-fi custom request

[poketcg-art]

Vespiquen -- Megumi Mizutani

[milkshreds]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[0700gabs]

Low poly garchomp art

[Image description: lineless digital art of a low-poly, squat and angular shaped Garchomp from Pokemon. It's in a sitting position and the background is black. End description.]

[trustyalt]

back at pokemon kofi donos at last + a visitor c:

[xreddarkface0]

Doodle Garchomp🐉

[pichiicake]

[cafeyote]

doodles of me and my boyfriend as pokemon i did a little while ago :3

[orcaowlart]

Midnight form Lycanroc! Prints on my etsy: etsy.com/listing/746960830/

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[ladybugboots]