*⁕ ┅ spooky !

ind. priv. sel. multi muse. I would d r i n k the sky and inhale the stars if I could. I want to exhale stardust and create my own c o n s t e l l a t i o n s. written by caitlin.

[battlemarked]

things to do:

fix my muses page

find an icon psd i can Stand

make a promo graphic bc wtf are followers

get my shit together

[sandcvstles]

seven-word sentence starter.

“please, don’t take this the wrong way.”

“know that we’ll still have each other.”

“tell me we’re doing the right thing.”

“you know what i was gonna say.”

“i don’t give a shit what happened.”

“everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”

“sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”

“you really don’t have to keep apologising.”

“i hate knowing we have to hide.”

“it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”

“this is all out of our control.”

“i think i’m going crazy without you.”

“what am i supposed to say to that?”

“we need to talk. call me.”

“i can’t sleep because of all this.”

“how much more must i be hurting?”

“i’m not the person i once was.”

“c’mon you know it’s not like that.”

“what about all of this is funny?”

“tell me you don’t feel the same.”

“you always seem to make me speechless.”

“you left me here all by myself.”

“is this all a joke to you?”

“i can still remember the good times.”

[javierbardem]

[vvampyr-blog]

here’s a list of some plots that i really really want. i’ve credited the original posts where i’ve gotten most of these from!

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

I’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me I’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad.

[grincarved]

valkiriya:

slides the dash $2 …….. ship with me

[alskiller-blog]

sleepindarknessa:

does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

[battlemarked]

noticing a typo after the message has sent: so maybe they won't see that... maybe they won't say anything... maybe i'm in the clear... maybe the calm won't be ruined by a storm, this time......

the awful receiver of the message, being the menace that they are: replies with nothing but the typo

[battlemarked]

“  i can help!  ”  she shouts,  her words almost breaking.  judith knows how her father is and knows her efforts will most likely grow short  ---  but she can’t not try.  the thought of sitting by,  twiddling her thumbs as her family goes to war...  she may be young,  but there has to be something she can do.  she’s never been too keen on shooting a gun or using weapons but it’s something that has to be done.  “  i’m not...  i’m not asking to be front row,  i just want to do something more than hide at hilltop.  ”

random starter.   (   @stillcominback   )

[staticego]

Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

[nooly]

this show is too good

[crossedwiires-blog]

if we have a ship together chances are i want twenty with you and if we don’t have a ship together chances are i still want twenty with you so

[amarettho-deactivated20180114]

[battlemarked]

❛ There are not enough happy face stickers in the world to express how much I needed that. ❜ @ judith

“   do you think there’s stickers still out there somewhere?   ”   she’s quick to question,   setting down the fresh squeezed lemonade on the table.   “   we could decorate the trailer with stickers…   that is,   if jesus is okay with it.   i think he would be,   don’t you?   ”   a smile appears across her features and she swings her legs under the table.   there’s always something else she’s trying to pay attention to,   something that distracts her from the war raging on outside their gates.   she knows her role is to remain hidden and safe,   but it bothers her,   not being able to help.  there’s no doubt she’s a grimes.   “   maybe my daddy will bring ‘em back.   we should ask next time he visits!   ”

mtv scream starters.   (   accepting!!   )

[funeralarchived-blog]

rpmemesfam :

☆ ———– MTV SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ I mean, call me crazy but I think we’re in Freddy vs. Jason territory here. ❜  ❛ It’s like the killer is combining these two legends into one brand new murder spree. ❜  ❛ I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope. ❜ ❛ I’m barely responsible for myself.  ❜ ❛ I thought you said this was going to be a mansion.  ❜ ❛ I know my mansions, this is really more of a bungalow. ❜ ❛ We’re trying to lure the killer and you show up.  ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this is a pretty classic “don’t let him in” situation, right? ❜ ❛ I guess I didn’t think of you as the hospital visit type. ❜ ❛ You know the whole, horrible, embarrassing story. ❜ ❛ You broke my heart! I loved you, okay, and you broke my heart. ❜   ❛ That’s a pretty outdated way of thinking. ❜ ❛ Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that? ❜ ❛ It’s a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene. ❜ ❛ See this is why people think you’re creepy. ❜ ❛ Do you think I’m creepy? ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, this isn’t the right place. ❜   ❛ This is the stupidest, most insane thing ever. ❜ ❛ The only thing scary here is this dress. ❜ ❛ I’m not a stranger, okay, I’m just strange. ❜ ❛ That’s never gone bad for anyone in a movie ever. ❜ ❛ First shut up, second, it’s just a study session.  ❜ ❛ I get that you’re scared, but I understood. ❜   ❛ We all have our ways of coping.  ❜ ❛ The kid screwed me over and skipped town. ❜ ❛ This is my life. Not some stupid campaign. ❜ ❛ You mean looking out for my boobs? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Thank God because this drink is undrinkable. ❜ ❛ If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt.  ❜ ❛ Second chances are rare. Don’t waste them. ❜ ❛ I’m making a knife stick. ❜ ❛ I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe. ❜ ❛ Is that a pig? God, I’m never eating bacon again. ❜ ❛ I’m the only one who knows how to reset the router. ❜ ❛ Well we don’t want you getting arrested.  ❜ ❛ If I can’t trust you, I can’t be with you. ❜ ❛ Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me? ❜ ❛ The weak are outed and then eaten. ❜ ❛ It’s the time honored enforcement of the food chain. ❜ ❛ Considering my ex-beau might be a mass murderer, who am I to criticize? ❜ ❛ Love the colors, but the spots? Too much. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you two came here without me.  ❜ ❛ Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.  ❜ ❛ I was gonna be the Babadook, but then my mom made this cape. ❜ ❛ What? No, you love taco Tuesday. ❜ ❛ So, pretty much everybody’s a suspect, including us.  ❜ ❛ I think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.  ❜ ❛ Cue creepy murder music. I knew I was missing something. ❜   ❛ You’re not going to die! Tonight, we change the ending.  ❜ ❛ Oh, crap. I’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ Actually, we could all use a minute. ❜ ❛ Hey, um, thanks for saving my life. ❜ ❛ Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? ❜ ❛ We know what you’re going through, and we’re here if you need us.  ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen him/her with his/her mouth shut before. ❜ ❛ Maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper. ❜ ❛ Pick one, slay one, console one, then repeat.  ❜ ❛ What made him/her start killing people? ❜ ❛ Okay, not a lesbian, not discussing it. ❜ ❛ You root for them, you love them, so when they are brutally murdered, it hurts. ❜   ❛ You have to care if the team wins the big game. ❜ ❛ You have to care if the smart, pretty girl forgives the dumb jock. ❜ ❛ You can’t do slasher moves as a TV series. ❜ ❛ You wanna feel the sting of this sexually-confused Atheist’s foot up your butt? ❜   ❛ Hey, hey! I made you microwave popcorn, remember?  ❜ ❛ I know you want the truth. So, let’s find it. ❜ ❛ A yearbook? That’s not so weird. ❜ ❛ That’s the world’s saddest crime fighting duo. ❜ ❛ No, I’d rather channel my anguish into something productive. ❜   ❛ Did you just try to tase my man parts? ❜ ❛ There are not enough happy face emojis in the world to express how much I needed that. ❜ 

[battlemarked]

he’s lost in video game,   joysticks on the controller clicking back and forth.   out of habit his mouth is slightly ajar and his eyes are squinted.   the house is quiet besides the sounds of gun noises coming from the television, but then suddenly there’s another sound coming from the other side of the room.   a knock at the door.   he takes a moment to pause the game and think about if the danes were expecting visitors.   his parents are both at work,   bea is out doing whatever she’s doing,   and oliver hadn’t ordered any pizza.   regardless,   the boy slowly stands and crosses the room,   hesitating for a moment with a hand on the doorknob.   he could just as easily peak out the eye-hole in the door,   but decides to brave whoever is on the other side.   oliver yanks the door open and blinks,   wondering if he’s having a nightmare.   what the hell is karen jackson doing on his front porch?   he can’t even remember if they’ve ever talked before.   why would they?   “   can i...   help you?   ”

random starter.   (   @leftoverfear   )

[battlemarked]

they’d won.   no more sheriff,   no more borrasca,   no more living in fear that someone would kill him in his sleep because he knew too much.   they’d stopped what had plagued their lives for the past ten years and yet,   it still wasn’t enough.   there was still a missing piece in the puzzle that sam was terrified would never be connected again.   “   kimber,   ”   he speaks,   breaking the silence between them.   visiting hours were over but the two of them weren’t allowed to leave town.   sam didn’t think he could handle talking about kyle at the moment.   “   where should we go?   ”   the town was practically abandoned since the scandal broke,   but maybe there was still a hotel in business.

random starter.   (   @glorysoaked   )

[nottobecrossed]

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.