battlemylampshade

Eliza, 22, gay trash and quality memes

[me-nikish]

[pavikovsky-deactivated20160630]

[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c-bassmeow]

🧐

[prehistoricmancunt]

[deanky]

[niknak79]

[weaver-z]

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

[oliver-sonntag]

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[mandronia]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me walking into work

[g0ds-favorite]

[deathtripz]

[vaelkyrie]

just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.

[pietriarchy]

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words