I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
No title available
No title available
DEAR READER
sheepfilms
tannertan36
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Jules of Nature
★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Show & Tell
d e v o n
🪼
AnasAbdin
Discoholic 🪩
PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
seen from Indonesia
seen from Argentina
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Taiwan
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Taiwan
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@tiramisoo
in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i’m going to try to apply the “if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it” maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it
update: it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it. mission success
I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997
@kingofthewilderwest
I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.
The concubine after reading this:
This is my new breakup format
Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby
screaaaming me
“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same
owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything
not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston
praying that elon dies in a random chimp event in the near future
I just realised that the rest of the world doesn’t know about one of my favourite New Year’s Eve in Germany things:
Angela Merkel getting out her shiny blazers for her speech.
They’re only for New Year’s Eve. The shiny Merkel is very rare and can only be spotted on the 31st of December.
This year we got shiny with some sort of rococo pattern.
Silvery Merkel of 2018.
Shiny Merkel of 2019! I really enjoy the color this year.
An adventurous duochrome!
shinier than ever for 2020
Tasmanian Tiger Thylacinus cynocephalus Source: Here
i miss you so fucking much bro
wish you were here
this rules
my boy alexamenos got fuckin wrecked
in my notifications
high comedy
why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie
that’s just what living in england is like
Purrcussion
(via)
A N G R Y
C A T F I S H
Wonderful
literally cannot stop laughing at this
#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)
The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.
“We cannot communicate what imaginable horror you will face, but it will be tonight.”
I’ll, uh. Be on my guard then.
G̴̡͓̫̬̫͖̺͈͉͐́̄͂̄̈́͒͗͛́̕͠ơ̷̟͇̝̠̥̠̍̐̄̈́́̓̐̂̚͠ọ̷̘͓̳̺̜̥̜̻̔ͅd̴̨̟̥̲̠̞̘͇̰̦͉̠̱̣̩͊̌̾̈͑̀͝ ̶͇̮̲̣͛͑͊̐̋̊̒͂̓̑̋̌͘ļ̸̛̘̘͔̥̙̭̺̬̦̮̭͎̪̮̍͒̿̄́̂̃͒̈́̅̋̚͝ų̷͚͙͈̮͚̯̖̼̮͒̇͛̅̈̈́̓͘̕c̶̛̣̭͈̳̪̒̈́͐̈́̀̌͊͒͆́̕̚k̵̨̧̟̠̗̱̯̺͚͍͉̠̦̗̑̉͊͘
you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical
yeah bc violent internalized homophobia is so fucking funny right?
no what’s funny is this 60 year old fascist nazi had two options 1) wait for the police, give a statement and go home or 2) rush to the window dick and balls out, climb out, go along the drain and then attempt to slide down the pipe like a fireman and be a naked old man in the street where anyone could see and guess which one he chose
I maintain that fascists humiliating themselves *is* so fucking funny.
Saw a peta ad that was like “sheep farmers have lambs born in the winter and that renders the lambs too weak to defend themselves from predators” and like... do lambs usually defend themselves from predators...
in the winter their legs aren’t strong enough to hold a gun
