Battle Royale Incorrect Quotes

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Izumi: I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like Yukie's. Now does this floor look Yukie Utsumi clean to you?

Yuka: Uh... no. It looks Yuka Nakagawa clean. But your disappointment in me is very Yukie Utsumi.

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Mitsuko: No man respects an easy conquest. I make all my men wait.

Hirono: It's true, she has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.

Mitsuko: I have so missed our friendship.

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(Lights are out on the island’s clinic)

Shuya: You know, I don't believe we need a flashlight, my eyes have totally adjusted for the dark.

(sound of glass breaking)

Shogo: What was that?

Shuya: Don't walk in the kitchen!

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Satomi: I don't like your accusatory tone.

Haruka: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

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Hirono: I love therapy!

Yoshimi: Really?

Hirono: Yes, it’s like a talk show where I’m the guest and the only topic is me!

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Shuya :  I've never met anyone who cares so much about stupid bureaucracy.

Yukie: Bureaucracy is not stupid. It's elegant. It's a beautiful puzzle waiting to be cracked. Every rule, every form has its purpose. It all fits together, and when the puzzle is solved and you take a step back and see the big picture, it's like staring into the face of God.

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Satomi: Oh my God, Yuka's totally gonna flunk us. I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade.

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Yuka: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Satomi: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Yuka: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Satomi: I pity your dentist.

Yuka: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

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Satomi (About Shuya): He'll deny everything. We need hard proof.

Yuko:  So, let's get it. Step one, put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison.

Satomi:  That's step one? What's step two?

Yuko:  Tell a grieving Yukie he was a murderer.

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Yukie (To Noriko who just asked her if she should ask Nanahara out): You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?

Noriko: No...What?

Yukie: Well...she died.

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Tadakatsu: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.

Mitsuko: Really? Mine get me out of tickets.

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Yuka: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty brunette girl with an ass that won't quit.

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[Ryuhei walks into the Kiriyama Family’s hang out]

Ryuhei: Hey Boss, have you seen Hiroshi?

Kazuo: I thought you were Hiroshi.

Ryuhei: ...

Kazuo: (motioning to Hiroshi) Um, one of you is over there.

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Kaori: Hope you get ran over.

Hirono: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Shuya (About Kaori):  Deep down, she’s just a girl who wants to be liked.

Hirono: She hit me with a dead squirrel.

Shuya: Now, Shimizu, we can find faults with all our friends if we nitpick.

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Shuya (to Noriko) :  Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.

Noriko: That’s the world’s saddest crime-fighting duo.

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Shuya (trying to find a way out of the clinic during Kiriyama’s attack): In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.

Shogo: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen on Scooby Doo?