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yes, bread makes you gain weight. and alcohol and sun exposure gives you wrinkles. the thing is i want to enjoy life

mrspider-deactivated20221213

love being a choice rather than an expectation or unbreakable bond or destiny makes it more powerful than any of those things actually

dear-ao3

knife-ass

onceandfuturehimbo

Sex doesn’t make us whole.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!

annushorribilis

batekush

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

batekush

these tags are so fucking funny like imagine someone sending out psychic vibes to amelia earhart

swarnpert

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

80shorrormovie

if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?

drunkportuguese

I think you mean scary?

80shorrormovie

i absolutely don’t

angelmanifestation

🦋everything i desire in life, is on its way 🦋

podencos

Feels like the older I get the more sensitive I become to cruelty? Not in a way where I’m constantly wounded but I recognize how truly unnecessary it is? Even when I myself am being mean or rude I’m aware of all the other reactions I could be having instead? I’m human so, like, obviously this is behavior I’ll always fall into but it’s just something I’ve been meditating on lately

homunculus-argument

Honestly, pragmatic villains who are just too fucking sensible and practical to be bigoted is a fondness of mine. I mean, consider a straight-up ruthless, heinous villain whose minions, henchmen and assassins are 90% female, for no other reason than because all these other wannabe Overlords of the Universe were overlooking these perfectly good, competent professionals because of their sex, and they’re loyal as well because they know he’s the only employee who’ll actually treat them fair. What else are they gonna do, turn good?

The hero team has five dudes and one woman and for fuck’s sake she’s wearing heels.

krakenartificer

Someone write the story where the the henchmen seduce the heroine to the bad side with statements like “How many times last week have you wished you had another woman in the room to make eye contact with while some dude went on and on about his prowess?” “Ugh. I guess that’s one advantage of working on your team – you’ve always got someone around to sympathize.” “Yeah, no. That’s not my point. I have not wished that at any point in the past week, because our boss doesn’t do that. Anyone who points out a way in which his prejudices are interfering with his effectiveness gets a gift card and an extra vacation day.” “… …. Are you hiring?”

krakenartificer

“OK, like, yes that sounds appealing, but your boss is still trying to subjugate humanity! I can’t be party to that!” “You’re allowed to stab anyone who manspreads.” “Yeah, but –” “Free menstrual products in the locker rooms.” “…” “…” “…” “OK, I didn’t want to mention this – we usually try to not discuss it in recruitment, because we like to save it as a surprise for orientation – but see these pants?” “Yes, I see your pants. I know what your uniform looks like, you’re all wearing the same pants.” “Yeah. Well. Watch this” (sticks hands in pockets)