Shy Chokma

[ampervadasz]

[cipheramnesia]

If someone shot one of these at me, I'd shit myself.

[fairy-goth-mommy]

Tactical bidet

[autistme]

shes so

update:

[feeshies]

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

[feeshies]

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

[cumaeansibyl]

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

[riessene]

You know that trope where two people in modern/ordinary world go to a museum and get mesmerized by a painting of some ancient heroes couple that look exactly like them and then meet each others eyes?

I yell every time

[riessene]

[spacelazarwolf]

i think it’s appropriate, funny even, to trauma dump on ppl who are intentionally being an asshole to u.

“lmao u just don’t wanna be bald bc then u’ll look like ur dad”

“i mean yeah honestly it’s kinda traumatic bc i have a rough relationship with my dad. it was rough to go from ‘daddy’s little girl’ to ‘gross gender freak’ after i came out, i’m used to him being my biggest cheerleader even when we didn’t see eye to eye, so to lose his support overnight has been really traumatizing and i’m really sad about it. and like how do i find positive male role models if my own dad doesn’t want to be one for me? who’s supposed to teach me to shave or take me to my first suit fitting or teach me how to be a good man when he doesn’t even believe i am one? what happens when i actually do start to look like him and he still rejects me? it’s just been really stressful to deal with all the—”

[ashstfu]

starting fights with everyone i meet in an attempt to squeeze in an enemies to lovers arc before valentine’s day

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24

[qillermeme]

[noble-moon]

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

[holeinthebottomofeverything]

[rlmjob]

welcome to my blog

[iminyournotis]

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

[darthlenaplant]

Like this?

[morbidlyqueerious]

actually what the christ

[dappermouth]

Hi, hello! Here’s a fresh set of hi-res phone wallpapers from some of my recent illustrations — as always, they’re free for personal use ♡

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[soulsearcher33]

[starfighters]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY (layout) Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.

[canterbury-cats]

[flimflix]

[probablyasocialecologist]

NFT Sales Are Flatlining

The sale of nonfungible tokens, or NFTs, fell to a daily average of about 19,000 this week, a 92% decline from a peak of about 225,000 in Se