chariots across the sky

Baylen Chariot. 30. Peacekeeper. Information broker. Whatever you need me to be, I'm it.

[gia-dartagnan-blog]

By all means, please keep talking. I’m very interested in what you’re saying.

[baylenchariot-archive]

If you're so interested, why do you keep looking at your phone?

[saveragreenlaw]

All good news, I hope?

[baylenchariot-archive]

All good news, yes. We shot down a rebel drone a few days ago. A mechanic is working on reprogramming it to work for us.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Yeahp. This is just great.

[saveragreenlaw]

I can see you standing there, you may as well come in.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Sorry. I have today's report ready for you, ma'am.

[capitansrogers-deactivated20161]

[capitansrogers-deactivated20161]

[hollyvallentini-blog]

What the hell? This stain isn’t coming out!

[baylenchariot-archive]

Did you apply cold water and then soap?

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

Let’s hope you just crash it before we get there. I hope to god I pass out. I can’t stand the sound of your voice or the sight of your face. I’m personally crossing my fingers and hoping I bleed out on the way.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Aw, the least you could do is have a little faith in me.

Nah, I won't let you bleed out. Now hang tight, I'm pretty sure you're gonna have company soon.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

I’ll say it in English so your small mind can understand it too. You stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey! She grunted in pain, unable to do anything. Put me down!

[baylenchariot-archive]

I really do like it! You know, taking one of these wasn't in my original orders, but I gotta say-- they are different from the ones we have. I think the guys back home would like to have a look at it. He placed her down onto a chair, strapping her into it as if she had a high chance of escaping. Best for you to heed my suggestion of letting the pain take you.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

Gritting her teeth, Xena tried to pull herself up or away from him. Let’s see then… what about liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze? 

[baylenchariot-archive]

Ooo, pullin' out the foreign language on me. I like it. He stepped forward and hoisted her over his shoulder, taking her into the hovercraft. Let the pain take you. It's a long flight back, as you are probably well aware.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

Son of a — Xena cursed, falling back and dropping her shotgun. She fumbled, trying to pick it back up but she felt lightheaded and slumped against the wall. You’re a —

[baylenchariot-archive]

He holstered his handgun as quickly as he had pulled it out, stepping over her and kicking her shotgun aside. If you find a new and original name to call me, I'll be surprised. Now, let's get you onto one of these gorgeous hovercrafts.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

Like hell. I’m not giving you shit, now step away from my husbands hovercraft.

[baylenchariot-archive]

He held his hands up in defense and backed away. All right, suit yourself. I didn't wanna do this the hard way, considering I still have a lot of respect for you.

But you leave me no choice. He pulled his gun out and didn't even hesitate before shooting her twice in the arm, then twice in her opposite shoulder. That'll give the docs something to work for.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

She held her shotgun higher, finger hovering above the trigger. And why on gods green earth would I want to do that? 

[baylenchariot-archive]

You're not gonna win this war. This place is gonna go to hell, and you're better off in the Capitol. There are great rewards for those who come back and give information, I'm tellin' you, Miss Lightwood.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

[xenalightwood-archived]

And so do I. Wanna back away from our hovercrafts, Bub.

[baylenchariot-archive]

He turns his head around and raises his eyebrows. Oh. Hi. Then he turns around, shoving his hands inside of his pockets. Eeeehhh, not really. We need a few more back in the Capitol. You should come with.

[baylenchariot-archive]

Today is so not my day.

[quinnvargas]

You gotta lighten up, Bae. You’re already full of shit, don’t let it take you over.

[baylenchariot-archive]

You are one of the worst people I know, you know that?

[baylenchariot-archive]

Looks like it's a special mission, today.

I love flying in hovercrafts..

[baylenchariot-archive]

Today is so not my day.

[quinnvargas]

Your loss, Bae. I’m full of great suggestions.

[baylenchariot-archive]

.....I'm done.