Incinerator Salesmen

Em. She/Her. Multishipper. AO3: Emblue_Sparks 🖤I love all the messy IWTV characters without apology🖤BE ANTI somewhere else

[bayoubodycount]

Lestat playing with fire/tempting fate in every VC book and the same collective warning he receives from those he loves when soliciting their advice:

[bayoubodycount]

Title: Broke Ass Bingo

Rating: T

Word count: 2k

Ships: Loustat, Danmand. Claudeleine

Characters: Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Daniel Molloy, Armand, Claudia, Madeleine Eparvier, randos in Wal-Mart

Warnings: excessive exploitation of the people-of-walmart-dot-com, College AU, Tulane University students, Roommates Lestat & Armand, Wal-Mart shenanigans, featured creature of the week

Summary: The gang is mortal, broke, and bored in Wal-Mart's McDonald's. While people -watching and snacking off the dollar menu, Claudia comes up with a bright idea to make their astute observations(read judging) count for something.

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[bayoubodycount]

Title: Red

Rating: E

Word count: 2.2k

Ship: Loustat

Characters: Lestat, Louis, other random wolves

Warnings: canon typical gore & violence

Tags: AU, 2024 Auvergne, Vampire!Lestat, Wolfkiller! Lestat, Wolf!Louis, Morphenkinder, borrow's lore from Anne's Wolf series, monster meetfuck, kissing, fingering, anal sex, soulmates, matebond, blink & you'll miss the light omegaverse dynamics, no breeding, no mpreg, Loustat love at first monsterfuck

Summary: Lestat heads out onto his family's lands to investigate why the local wolves are so riled and desperate that they're roaming the town streets at night. In a forest clearing, he meets a most unexpected, yet kindred soul.

@vfkinktoberfest Kinktober Day 27: Interspecies/Monsterfucking

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[bayoubodycount]

Title: Reverence & Benediction

Rating: E

Word count: 3.1k

Ship: Rashid/Damek

Characters: Real Rashid, Damek

Warnings: None

Summary: Rashid and Damek have been taking things slow. But Rashid thinks that tonight could be the night they both allow themselves to be swept out to sea by an emotional tide.

@vampirefest Kinktober Day 14: Body Worship

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[bayoubodycount]

Title: Love, 3 Ways

Rating: E

Word Count: 3.8k

Ship: Armand/Daniel/Bianca

Characters: Armand, Daniel Molloy, Bianca Solderini

Warnings: None

Summary: Armand, Daniel, and Bianca Solderini with a strap on. Hoorah.

@vampirefest

Kinktober 2024 Day 19 prompt: Toys

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[bayoubodycount]

Title: Rest & Equilibrium

Rated: E

Word Count: 3.8k

Ship: Old man Daniel/Armand

Characters: Old man Daniel, Armand

Warnings: vague mention of Armand's past abuse

Summary: After all the truths have been revealed, and their relationship mended, Daniel decides to sever another tie with humanity. All that's left is to go home to Armand and celebrate the closing of one chapter and the beginning of another.

Kinktober Day 22 prompt: Feeding & Day 26 prompt: Nipple Play

@vampirefest

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[bayoubodycount]

TItle: Good Boys Join the Mile High Club

Rated: E

Word count: 1,995

Ship: Jesse Reeves/Lestat de Lioncourt

Warnings: none

Tags: Queen of the Damned movie divergent, last-night-on-earth-flight, 

Summary: Jesse presents Lestat with an alternative to spending what might be his last night on earth alone, and he accepts.

@vampirefest Kinktober 2024 prompt Day 20: Praise

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[bayoubodycount]

Title: I Dragged You Out of Hell, I Can Throw You Back In

Rated: E

Word Count: : 4.1k

Ship: Devil's Minion

Warnings: none

Summary: Devil's Minion. Destiel Role Play. That is all.

@vampirefest Kinktober 2024 Day 31 Prompt: Roleplay

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[apolladay]

Just a reminder that Zombie by the Cranberries is NOT a Halloween song.

[sylasthegrim]

Why fanfic writers are disheartened.

My last oneshot is a perfect example. I posted it on Tumblr and on AO3, and over the two platforms, despite 560 likes and 130 hits, there is a total of four comments.

One of them is asking to be on my taglist (nothing wrong with that at all, it's the place to do so). One of them is someone tearing apart the last scene, saying it was rushed and didn't feel believable.

Only two of them are actually nice, encouraging comments about the fic.

Out of 690 people who have likely read my fic, only two people took the time to let me know they appreciated the work.

This oneshot was a request, because I often take requests from people, and write exactly what they want to read. It took about five hours for me to complete and was beta read by another person.

We do this for free, on our own free time, and while we often do it because we are passionate, it would be nice to get some encouragement and some appreciation.

We do this because we love the fandom(s) we’re in. We take the time to invest into them, so might you please take a bit of time to invest in your local fanfic writers?

[bayoubodycount]

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[bayoubodycount]

Title: The Limit

Rated: E

Word count: 1.6k

Ships: Loustat, Devil's Minion, Armandstat, DanLou- or is it?

Characters: Lestat, Armand, Louis, Daniel

Warnings: none

Tags: Night Island era, relationships on the rocks again, pissed off Daniel & Louis, Lesmand bromance, something's off, Armand in drag, Nirvana nightclub, sex club, Armand's bright idea to revenge fuck, Lestat isn't wholly unopposed, Anything Goes room, anal sex sort of, Deadpool references, this does not end the way you think

Summary: During the Night Island era, Lestat and Armand are on the outs yet again, with Louis and Daniel. When given the proverbial hand for their latest attempts to make amends, they decide to test everyone's limits to force open the lines of communication, and end up learning some of their own.

@vampirefest

This is for Kinktober Day 8: Hate Sex

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[chicalepidoptera]

Day 7 of @vampirefest 's vfkinktober2024: Dirty Talk

[volkarlot]

“Don’t leave me! Please please please please! I need you! I love you!”

[sheisraging]

This is an AU somewhere.

[bayoubodycount]

Title: The Limit

Rated: E

Word count: 1.6k

Ships: Loustat, Devil's Minion, Armandstat, DanLou- or is it?

Characters: Lestat, Armand, Louis, Daniel

Warnings: none

Tags: Night Island era, relationships on the rocks again, pissed off Daniel & Louis, Lesmand bromance, something's off, Armand in drag, Nirvana nightclub, sex club, Armand's bright idea to revenge fuck, Lestat isn't wholly unopposed, Anything Goes room, anal sex sort of, Deadpool references, this does not end the way you think

Summary: During the Night Island era, Lestat and Armand are on the outs yet again, with Louis and Daniel. When given the proverbial hand for their latest attempts to make amends, they decide to test everyone's limits to force open the lines of communication, and end up learning some of their own.

@vampirefest

This is for Kinktober Day 8: Hate Sex

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[volkarlot]

“You taste so bitter and so sweet

Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling”

[hornystiel]

woof