oozey mess
@theartofmadeline
Origami Around
Claire Keane
Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
JVL
#extradirty
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
d e v o n
No title available
izzy's playlists!
JBB: An Artblog!
seen from Italy
seen from Japan
seen from TĂĽrkiye
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from Portugal
seen from Japan
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@baysidepuck
You should! You can teach me and then maybe I can appreciate what goes into playing football a little bit more. Plus, it’ll be more fun than just lying around the whole time.
You will definitely appreciate it. It's not just a bunch of guys running into each other. I don't know, you can lay around, too. It'll be my payment for teaching you the sport.
TEXT MESSAGE → PUCK.
San: Whatever.
San: Good. Usual time.
Puck: Yep.
Why are you being so negative? I don’t get it. Would you rather his big dream be to bang chicks and clean pools for the rest of his life?
What crawled up your ass and died?Â
About 1% of applicants actually become astronauts. But those odds are better than a lot of the other stupid things people wish for. He could do it. He just won’t get to the moon.
1% is practically nothing. That kid should change his dreams.
TEXT MESSAGE → PUCK.
San: Have you seen me? Besides, we haven't hung out all week.
Puck: Doesn't mean there aren't a bunch of other girls lining up by my bed.
Puck: But fine, if you need it that badly I'll come over tonight.
I mean, I don’t hate it or anything like that and I like being at the games. I know that there’s touchdowns obviously but the downs get me messed up. So yeah, you teaching me would actually be nice.
There's a lot more than just touchdowns and a lot goes into making a touchdown a touchdown. But yeah, maybe I'll bring a football and we can play a bit on the beach. It'll be fun.
TEXT MESSAGE → PUCK.
San: Other options? I sincerely hope that's a joke.
San: And because I just am. I need you to solve it.
Puck: How in the hell would that surprise you?
Three more days.
Nothing illegal, I hope. I’ll try to keep myself calm, but it might be difficult. I’m just so concerned for your future.
Illegal? Me? Never.
TEXT MESSAGE → PUCK.
San: Because i'm frustrated and horny, that's why. Since when did you ask questions?
Puck: Since I've got other options. Why so frustrated?
TEXT MESSAGE → PUCK.
San: Come over tonight.
Puck: Why?
Well… the beach should be interesting to say the least. Even though I cheer at all the games I don’t really get it.
Wait, really? I always assumed cheerleaders loved football. Hm. Well, I can teach you all you need to know about the sport. I'm pretty great at it.
Three more days.
Normally, I wouldn’t approve of you not doing anything with your future, but in this case, it’s for the greater good.
It obviously is. And I could do something with my nights when school isn't in session. Don't you worry your pretty little blonde head.
Do you ever think about anything besides girls and checking them out and sex?Â
I think about football.
In the summer I do a lot of the time… it’s hot out and I have a ton of bikinis. I need to wear them all. Yeah? Why do you think that? I’m not saying you’re wrong I just… why?
So you can have a real man keeping you company and I can appreciate those bikinis you love so much. I'm pretty sure that's what they call a win-win situation.
Three more days.
Are you going to make sure the future generations remember me?
Oh, absolutely. I'll be the creep who hangs around campus and just remind people of the beauty that once graced these halls.
Three more days.
Don’t worry, I’ll retain my title as hottest girl in school for another year.
That's good to know but you'll probably reign as hottest girl of Bayside for years to come, Quinn.
You’re infuriating and you know that’s not how I meant it. It’s not stupid! I just want to be treated with the same respect that any guy gets, that’s all. And I can’t get my panties in a twist because I’m wearing a bikini, so there.
Do you just lounge around in a bikini at all times? I think we need to start hanging out more, Britt. It'd be best for both of us.
