[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[ysolt]

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[gyratorium]

[lamignonette]

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[deformable-pet]

Get you

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[mikufanclub]

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[kemono-friend]

the lion is looking at his bank account

[kemono-friend]

the...the lion.... ohhh the lion....

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[torstherapy]

[mysharona1987]

[dogpuppy]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”