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@bazz-bsuggestions
...Okay, I need a little help here.
How do I tell @seaweedsuggestions that I seem to have gotten conscripted into the Arrancar/Espada army....
@bazz-bsuggestions is he suddenly a part of the cuddle pile???
YES! Why not!?
I mean, unless you're not into sharing?
A question for the day, for shinigami and other zanpakuto welders...
It is wildly understood that when a shinigami becomes aware of their zanpakuto spirit, to NOT call its name is cruel.
Ignoring a zanpakuto's cries to become shikai can destroy the mind and spirit of both shinigami and zanpakuto, correct? @kenpachisuggestions, don't answer this one. I mean MOST normal shinigami. Because, in essence, the zanpakuto represents something true about your own soul. Denying your zanpakuto is to deny yourself, essentially.
What would you do--you, personally, don't consider me in this equation--if you discovered your zanpakuto had a power that most people considered vile and disgusting? A prime example might be poison. We know at least two poison welders, do we not? My colleague @gin-suggestions and, of course, @kurotsuchisuggestions. Obviously, Gin kept the poison part of his zanpakuto a secret... meanwhile Captain Kurotsuchi simply embraces all of its implications and ugliness.
What would you have done, if you were sitting in Academy one day while everyone else around you--your friends, people you like and respect--are discovering that their zanpakuto spirits are various forms of bashing people over the head or slicing them to smithereens, and you got something completely different--some much, much darker? Something, perhaps... evil.
Do you deny it?
Do you accept it and keep it a secret?
Do you full-on embrace it?
What's the worst power you can imagine? Is there a power you would say "no" to, even if it meant losing your own mind to deny it?
This is an UGLY question and I refuse to consider it!
I dunno, @aizensamasuggestions... I think, I mean, I'm no philosopher by anyone's stretch of imagination, but, like, aren't you forgetting something?
Literally all of us--even those of us with, what did you call it? Slicing and dicing zanpakutos?--have to accept the hard cold fact that part of our souls were made for killing.
But a level of pride should be taken in that fact shinigami to know you are a killer even in the depths of your soul as part of your design you must face the truth with the pride of knowing you were born a warrior!
Ahhhh, THANKS, Evil Espada King Guy. That'll help me sleep at night.
Good! And as I know my new subordinate @bazz-bsuggestions believes you to be "cool" welcome to the army!
Yeah! Welcome, @abarai-renjisuggestions
@abarai-renjisuggestions's eyebrow tats are cool.
Quincies are the hottest.
This is the biggest fact that has come from my not life.
D'awwwwww
Quincies are the hottest.
Stealing people's pray is not cool.
Not a suggestion, a fact: @ggiovegasuggestions is the cutest!
@bazz-bsuggestions is the warmest!
..
Am I doing this right?
The HEAT, baby.
And, yeah, you're good.
Not a suggestion, a fact: @ggiovegasuggestions is the cutest!
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
What do you want me to do? I'd say ask someone like Mayuri but...he's a little crazy; and urahara hasn't come out of his shop for a while I don't know what he's doing.
Man, the things a guy has to do to get a scientist to make him a couple of kids....
Right.
So, who is this @kurotsuchisuggestions guy?
Quincy... well, if you were to give a DNA sample, hopefully blood (though I suppose jf you really wish, a sperm donation) , then I'd be able to make sure they are absolutely your kid. Provided you don't mind if I do some tests with it. That war left me with a few unanswered questions.
Yeah, sure, sounds cool. man! Where do you want me?
You know the fourth building you destroyed? Go there.
Oh, right.
You're not still MAD about that still, are ya?
How about you go to that building and find out?
No, I'm not.
Cool! Well, see you there!
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
What do you want me to do? I'd say ask someone like Mayuri but...he's a little crazy; and urahara hasn't come out of his shop for a while I don't know what he's doing.
Man, the things a guy has to do to get a scientist to make him a couple of kids....
Right.
So, who is this @kurotsuchisuggestions guy?
Quincy... well, if you were to give a DNA sample, hopefully blood (though I suppose jf you really wish, a sperm donation) , then I'd be able to make sure they are absolutely your kid. Provided you don't mind if I do some tests with it. That war left me with a few unanswered questions.
Yeah, sure, sounds cool. man! Where do you want me?
You know the fourth building you destroyed? Go there.
Oh, right.
You're not still MAD about that still, are ya?
Are you having a baby?
Maybe! I'm not sure how this whole thing works but because @kurosakisuggestions exists it's not impossible..
But lord @aizensamasuggestions says I'm not pregnant but I knew that my only actual question is I'm a guy and @bazz-bsuggestions is a guy but talked about this one guy who could possibly help but I think I'm more confused with this situation.
I still think we can make this happen. Apparently, we have to track down a missing shopkeeper in the human world, a @uraharasuggestions? If we can find that guy, you can HAVE MY BABY, baby!
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
What do you want me to do? I'd say ask someone like Mayuri but...he's a little crazy; and urahara hasn't come out of his shop for a while I don't know what he's doing.
Man, the things a guy has to do to get a scientist to make him a couple of kids....
Right.
So, who is this @kurotsuchisuggestions guy?
Quincy... well, if you were to give a DNA sample, hopefully blood (though I suppose jf you really wish, a sperm donation) , then I'd be able to make sure they are absolutely your kid. Provided you don't mind if I do some tests with it. That war left me with a few unanswered questions.
Yeah, sure, sounds cool. man! Where do you want me?
@bazz-bsuggestions don't.. don't this is why I said no
But, why? Dude sounds friendly enough. He's a captain on your team, right? One of the good guys!
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
What do you want me to do? I'd say ask someone like Mayuri but...he's a little crazy; and urahara hasn't come out of his shop for a while I don't know what he's doing.
Man, the things a guy has to do to get a scientist to make him a couple of kids....
Right.
So, who is this @kurotsuchisuggestions guy?
Quincy... well, if you were to give a DNA sample, hopefully blood (though I suppose jf you really wish, a sperm donation) , then I'd be able to make sure they are absolutely your kid. Provided you don't mind if I do some tests with it. That war left me with a few unanswered questions.
Yeah, sure, sounds cool. man! Where do you want me?
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
What do you want me to do? I'd say ask someone like Mayuri but...he's a little crazy; and urahara hasn't come out of his shop for a while I don't know what he's doing.
Man, the things a guy has to do to get a scientist to make him a couple of kids....
Right.
So, who is this @kurotsuchisuggestions guy?
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
Urahara Kisuke. I'm aware of his existence however I have not had the pleasure as far as I'm aware he's a shinigami that aizen seemed to detest, so he would be a perfect choice! Track down the kurosaki boy he works with this urahara character
@kurosakisuggestions? That guy?
I remember him. Did I like him? Not a lot, but we were on the same side once so maybe he'd do us a solid and introduce @ggiovegasuggestions and me to this Urahara character.
I'll see what I can do!
Thanks, Old Man.
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
Give it time and from how you two behave it'll be closer to father in law after a while, and as for this egotistical maniac @aizensamasuggestions he is not to be helped I may hate the shinigami and most of the Quincy my hatred for this coward and his hypnosis can never be surpassed
Listen, my man, I get what you're saying! I used to work for @yhwachsuggestions and that guy was a TOTAL jerk. So, say no more.
We'll just have to find another way to make... uh, mini Bazz-Vegas! (Bazz-Vs! I like it!)
Anyway, I went snooping around that @aizensamasuggestions guy's stuff and he mentioned some other guy--a shinigami maybe??--who could make... uh smols. Kiss-something? Urahahahaha? I dunno, do you know this guy??
@aizensamasuggestions I would just like to say.
Please do not try to corrupt my Quincy; he is very much...very very very dear to me. Yes.
I think we even have a ship name heh.
What's a ship name? Tesla told me once and I have forgotten.
"Corrupt" is such a loaded word, @ggiovegasuggestions. I am merely assembling allies.
Never needed my aid!? Lord @aizensamasuggestions you just asked me to call my- uh @bazz-bsuggestions to our side.
Did someone say my name?
Also, @ggiovegasuggestions, I believe people refer to us as H26. My letter, plus your number.
You might say, I've got your number, baby!
Lord @aizensamasuggestions wants you to fight with hollows but part of his 'plan' is also getting him out of jail and assuming a mass army to become a god...more or less I wasn't allowed in the meeting hall just king @barragansuggestions was
And neither of you are to help that narsistic parasite!!!
Are you kind of like my dad now, @barragansuggestions? Because I'm kind of getting dad vibes off you... and you know, I mean, you make me want to say, "Fuck you, old man! I do what I want!" which is literally what I used to say to my dad, so there's that.
But, since you're not my dad and I am trying to be nice to @ggiovegasuggestions's people because I like him so much, why don't you explain it to me. What's so wrong about helping this guy? Isn't he an enemy of our enemy? Doesn't that make him... I dunno, someone to help?
