[bb-manfred]

When I was thirteen I remember I was standing in line at Aldi with my aunt. In front of us there was a girl in her late teens/early twenties. The girl had no hair. I was looking at her thinking "wow she's so pretty. That look really suits her." My aunt hit me on the arm and hissed "Don't stare. She has cancer. It's rude." This exchange really shaped my view on the generational gap. Now that I'm older I wish I had been brave enough to tell the girl I thought she was pretty.

[bb-manfred]

Have you ever killed a bug and then wondered if it was a human with shapeshifter powers and you just murdered someone?

[bb-manfred]

So I got threatened at school and my first response was "I could use an ass beating."

[bb-manfred]

The thing that's most annoying about my anxiety is that most of the time its completely irrational and I know it. Like I'll just be laying in my bed trying to sleep and my brain goes "Be afraid. Something is coming." So then I have to stay up and distract myself until my brain shuts the fuck up.

[bb-manfred]

Due to personal reasons I will need 5 lbs of edible glitter

[bb-manfred]

I am unashamedly attracted to Gnomeo. His voice, his wide animated ceramic hands, his fun adventurous personality, his voice, his expressive animated eyes...

[bb-manfred]

I hate Valentine's day. A lot of people do. But for me it isn't because I'm lonely or I believe in love all year round. It's because I suck at buying people things. I'm 1000% positive that they will hate anything I get them.

[bb-manfred]

Bob from Veggitales is a fruit. Tomatoes are fruit. Bob is a tomato. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

[thelooniemoonie]

what’s this? more shitty valentines by yours truly a year later?

feel free to use, no need to credit me. enjoy your organically grown @therealjacksepticeye romance package with hand picked memes from the last year uwu

Taglist: @jayiplier379 

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[bb-manfred]

I AM SO DISGUSTED BY THE SCHOOL SYSTEM.

IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME ONE SECOND TO UNDERSTAND THIS. ROSES ARE RED, IT'S HOT LIKE HELL, THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT THAT EXACT DAMN PHRASE EVERY YEAR SINCE I WAS IN THE FIFTH FUCKING GRADE. WHY IS IT IMPORTANT? HELL IF I KNOW!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[sunsetico-deactivated20250705]

“i sometimes feel empty. not sad, not angry. just empty. and this feeling is so overwhelming, it takes over every single nerve of my body, until i feel it every fucking where.”

—

[gaylord147-deactivated20191227]

So…

I saw this picture and I was like, wow, his eyes are extremely pretty. So, I tried to explain what his eyes were like to myself and I think I’ve got the description down. Feel free to use in fanfictions.

Fill a glass with maple syrup and put it on your windowsill as the sun rises in the morning. Watch the sunlight go through the syrup and that… Is the color of Bryan Dechart’s eyes.

And his hair is nice, too. WTF! Who made you so perfect???

[bb-manfred]

God. He is a gift from the devine.

[bb-manfred]

Why are there no shirtless pictures of Bryan Dechart anywhere??? *cough* I'm uhh... asking for a friend