A/N: As I promised, a dumb little drabble to take my mind off of Dameron Chapter 8. Fluffy dumbness that makes me love our boys so much.
“So, how exactly did we wind up here again?” Finn asked about their current predicament.
“Listen, I don’t know. We followed my plan perfectly!” Poe exclaimed.
The stormtroopers escorting the two men snorted, holding back their laughs.
“I guess that does explain it,” Finn grumbled.
“Excuse me?” Poe scoffed.
“Ya know, if you weren’t always thinking of ways to blow everything,” Finn accused, “it if you even bothered to think at all, and if you weren’t so, I don’t know, pretty.”
“You really think I’m pretty?” Poe playfully waggled his eyebrows. One of the stormtroopers groaned in protest.
“Not my point, Poe,” Finn barked.
“But isn’t it?” Poe teased.
“We’re about to die,”’Finn pointed out.
“Which is why I think we should be focusing on how pretty you think I am.” Poe snapped back.
“No. We can do that later. If there is a later. Right now we need to hatch an escape plan,” Finn tried to bring reason back to the conversation.
“Eh, we can just wing it once we find an opportunity to get away. Wouldn’t be the first time we’ve evaded these idiots,” Poe says, nodding at their escorts.
“Idiots?” Finn says, greatly offended. “So youbthink all stormtroopers are idiots?”
“Well, yeah” Poe chuckled. “I mean, there was this one, but I think they defected, and they also think that I’m-“
“Oh shut the hell up!” Finn demanded.
“You’re kinda cute when you’re mad at me,” Poe laughed.
“Again, this is not the time!” Finn exclaimed.
“So, there is something to discuss, ay?” Poe muses.
The stormtroopers stop their prisoners, forcing the men to their knees. Finn begins to look around at his surroundings, spotting an awkwardly moving overturned trashcan, and smiles.
“What’s so funny, FN-2187?” The voice of General Hux rings out in the hanger where Finn and Poe’s imminent execution is to take place.
“How the hell are you still in charge?” Finn asks, causing the pale man’s face to flinch crimson with rage. “I’ve out smarted you how many times now? And you’ve even fallen for Poe’s lame-“
“Enough!” General Hux howls. “Any other last words from you scum?”
“I love you,” Poe says earnestly, turning to face Finn.
“I know,” Finn replies, a smirk slowly making a way across his face.
General Hux spits at the men, clearly angered with the both the display of affection and the delay it has caused in his proceedings. As he does, the overturned trashcan comes zooming across the hanger, knocking over multiple personal. In its pursuit, the trashcan is righted, revealing BB-8, who immediately tosses Finn his lightsaber as he falls on his stomach to catch it behind his back.
“Thanks buddy!” Poe calls out to his droid with gratitude. Finn pulls his legs through his arms and hops quickly to his feet, igniting his lightsaber, and taking out all the stormtroopers within reach.
“But what about-“ Poe ducks to narrowly avoid being shot by General Hux. Finn rolls his eyes as he casually walks up to Hux.
“Hey,” Finn unceremoniously decapitates the First Order General the moment he grabs his attention.
Poe and BB-8 sprint towards the nearest shuttle, Finn bringing in the rear and stopping blasts with his lightsaber. They climb on board, and scramble to get the shuttle out into open space while attempting to remove their handcuffs.
Once safely away from the First Order, the two men flop back in their seats with a loud sigh each, BB-8 nestled between them.
“So,” Poe starts, “is now a good time to talk?”
Finn responds with an over exaggerated eye roll, inciting a laugh from his companion. He stands up and turns to leave the cockpit. Before he dies, Finn lea s over and plants a kiss on Poe’s lips.
“Nope.” Finn smiles only an inch from Poe’s face. “I need a nap first.
Poe sits in his chair, flabbergasted, starring out the viewport, trying to make sense of what just happened. Before he can utter a single work, Finn is gone.
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