Ignore me....

I'm just a slightly more organized mess.

[honnojis]

bunch of dandadan stuff i've drawn/pixeled lately! figured i'd compile it all in one post rather than posting all of them separate lmao

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[florbe-triz]

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[lifeblender]

Never apologize for who you are

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[kikorenart]

I’m a bit rubbish at retouching photos but doing a comparison piece of what Silco must have looked like when he was younger wouldn’t leave me alone and now it’s 3am 🥲

Turns out I was right, he’s gorgeous both before and after, nobody touch me 😤❤️

[cx-shhhh]

This is a callout post.

[boldlyanxious]

It’s called bedtime stories

[valtsv]

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

[triplemoonascension]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[crazy-brazilian]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[cedarbranch]

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#fandoms need both

[anonymousedward]

#biodiversity

[ladyananas]

trade secret, the middle aged adults with years of writing experience are just the sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her but all grown up

[inkskinned]

they're gutting the apartment directly below me. at 6 in the morning, i woke up to a jackhammer. my house has been shaking ever since. i can't explain what's happening to my dog. it makes us both uneasy. i work from home, i worry i'll have to ask them to pause during my meetings. the floor feels thin suddenly.

but they've been singing along to the radio. my windows are open, i hear every note. his voice lifts, baleful, in the talk-singing way that renders you purposefully flat; i can hear the smile on his face. another voice spends the whole chorus begging him to stop, laughing, saying you're fucking awful, dude. the first voice just croons louder. then they are both singing, sometimes even on-key.

i think i will forgive them for the noise and the fuss, just for now. it's a nice day out, and the sun is shining, and we are all hard at work. some of their jokes are even kind of funny. soon we will all go back to our lives. for this one little intersection we have together - upstairs, in another room, i feel myself start humming.

[garousfavorite]

[prolifeproliberty]

New hobby: going on Twitter and responding to every doctor or medical/public health organization currently warning moms not to make homemade formula with this:

Give families a legitimate recipe. Their grocery stores are out of stock. Their food banks are out of stock. No pediatrician has enough to feed all their patients for weeks. Give parents an option, or they will find one themselves that you don’t like. Their babies are hungry.

[tradmidwestman]

Interesting that the WHO PDF on how to make a breast milk substitute, posted since 2006, was taken down in 2020. Here’s a link from the Way Back Machine.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181115000000*/https://www.who.int/hac/crises/international/middle_east/Lebanon_guidelines_for_breast_milk_substitutes.pdf

Long story short, you mix water and either goat or full cow milk in a 1:2 ratio and add 1g of sugar for every 10ml of milk used.

As an example, a one month old should have 40ml milk, 20ml water, 20ml of (boiled) water, and 4grams of sugar.

Or you can use powdered full cows milk. A 1 month old you’d mix 5g powder milk with 60ml water and 4g sugar.

Check it out for yourself. Don’t question why this was taken down in 2020 and we’re being told this isn’t okay anymore though.

[gewoon-een-man]

I downloaded the pdf of that link for you all.

[prolifeproliberty]

Honestly I think part of this is that the establishment doesn’t want to acknowledge that this is an emergency, that these guidelines meant for disaster zones are what we need right now.

They won’t admit that it’s really that bad, but it is.

[wafflelovingbatgirl]

Johnathan: Wierd that there are no servants and everything in this house is so old. Oh well, he’s just eccentric but the carriage arrived on time, room is clean, the food is delicious, and the bed is made.

Dracula: I have not had to do so many chores in decades