[gardengnosticator]

what am i even being advertised here

[zippy-cat]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[prehistoricmancunt]

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West

[internetuserlydia]

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[iamnotlanuk]

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

[iamnotlanuk]

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[iwishiwasonfire]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[carnadelions]

disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed