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ok im normal now (lying)

My bedroom when I was ten LOL

#this was a habit that did not die out until I was in my early 20s

I actually applied for a McDonalds job and got an automatic interview because I met the ‘minimum qualifications’ for whatever it is they needed and when I went I was 3 minutes early (as to show I am a ‘go-getter’) and the lady at the counter with a mouth full of braces said “Go take a seat, we’ll speak with you in a second”.

I had accidentally worn a red polo shirt that day and it was already making me feel insecure, did the red convey desperation? Would someone read into it? I sat at a table all nice and polite and then I proceeded to wait. For 35 freaking minutes. Hands folded in my lap and chewing nervously on my lip. Workers would come out for their breaks and shoot me an awkward glance before ignoring me as they scrolled on their phones. Okay. I started getting antsy because now I have this feeling of “I already announced my presence once, I’m not going to go up there and beg for it again.”

How long would I be here? When would 35 minutes become 40? 50? When would it break into an hour? There was a big sign in front of me that said you could only be in the restaurant for a maximum of 30 minutes. I stand up to maybe tell someone that I’ll just come back later, but then a child fell down in the playpen and this awful, guttural pig screeching started flooding the lounge. My stomach did a horrible twist and I thought. No. No, I really ought to just leave right now. So I scrambled off without saying anything and drank a sodie pop at the minimart instead, pondering why they avoided me like that. My father says it’s because I am too pretty to work at McDonalds, and they didn’t want me to mess up the status quo with my gorgeousness. Thank you, Father. You’re still making me pay rent this month though LOL.

The job market is really a musty uncle. I do not like it. I want money!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you be making gcest and Amecan merch ? Bcus I need it so bad …

Yes to both of those! Also Beatles slop is getting thrown into the mix…..

It’s going to be Oasis, Beatles, a couple Hetalia things & then miscellaneous nonsense (like more zombie boys and bunka girls and crudely drawn dogs). I just paid rent while STILL not having a job so I’m going to start merch maxing again lel. I NEED MOOLA (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

I’m thinking of becoming a dental hygienist. Not because I personally find the dentist to be an erotic experience but because I like the idea of getting paid to use scary devil picks inside someone’s mouth. Also because going to the dentist is erotic.

#I’m scrambling for careers LOL

i think you are very special no matter what stage of life you are in!!!!

those anons dont know whats cookin ur not boring:3!!! i think youre so honest and artsy? <3

It’s okay right now I’m blossoming into an Awesome Stage and my taste will become even MORE supreme and my boobs will become even more BOUNCY and everything will work out just fine 🤍🤍🤍 even if I have pus in my face and smell a little funny 🤍🤍🤍

Thank you for the kind message ^.^)! Let’s all be Awesome & Amazing….. together!!!!!!

DONT DISS MY FAV USAHANA LIKE THAT 🤬🤬😭😭😭 💀

The primary color block is so ugly and her design is uninteresting and not cute at all…

#I think maybe the gyarus can claim her but NOBODY ELSE

I think usa hana is insanely ugly

#it’s one of the worst Sanrio designs but yet everyday it becomes more popular #and fills me with bloodlust #forgive my broken Japanese i had to vent lol

I’ve become addicted to white girl iced coffee. Have sex with me!!! Have sex with me!!!!!

#the sort of person who gets really excited to use dove deodorant

Why were you rejected from tabling?

I’m not sure! My friends were rejected too, plus some artist I follow who attended a few years ago

ε-(´∀｀; )

It seems like maybe they don’t want ‘edgy’ or emo artist? I understand vancaf is probably trying to walk on eggshells since they fired the whole team in 2024 or something like that lol… but when I’m rejected from Seattle cons it’s like…. wehhh…..!!!

I only got to table once….. and it was so fun!! I’d really like to do it again. I’ve started working on merch again ^_^) so please accept me and let me stink up the venue!

Is ur life just boring now since ur not beefing with ppl/being stalked and so u don’t post ? lol

I wouldn’t say I’m beefing with anyone, just progressively getting more antisocial... I had a falling out with a close friend and then was briefly living out of my car and then had to move back in with my dad which all sort of pickled my brain in the process. I feel a sense of “Ah, perhaps the world just isn’t for me” and I’m getting better at occupying my time all by myself. I still have a nightly thrash-and-cry-and-fester though 🙂‍↕️

#I was also rejected from tabling at multiple local conventions #and I keep having bad social interactions with people LOL #so…#it’s a life and I am living it

Who da debil

I was supposed to hangout with some internet people and while I knew they were friends with the devil I didn’t mind but then they GHOSTED me to ONLY hangout with the devil and then it became humiliating so the lesson of the story is you should eat more vegetables even if they’re frozen because while the flavor isn’t as good they’re flash frozen at peak ripeness and have just as many nutrients

Bear why don't you post anymore???? DO U hate us nows :LLL

There’s nothing to post…. All I do is sit around LOL…… and I’m too lazy to sort my queue…… Wehhh… too much work…. Not enough Treat…..

BASTARDS

I think the whole world is a PIG eating from a big sloppy trough and I’m SICK of being retarded and SQUEALING for LARD covered OATS

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