Auntie wants to play a game.
It is so lovely to see you here. I am so happy you’ve stopped by. I’d like to talk to you about a little game I think we should play.
You like visiting Auntie don’t you?
And when you visit I like to dress up specially for you. I like the way it makes you look at me. Yes, of course I notice that sort of thing. I notice it and I see how it makes you feel a little awkward. I see how you try not to stare.
Well, maybe I’d like you to dress up too. I have a few special things in mind. I think you’re going to enjoy my game. And in the meantime, if you stare, that’s just fine.
I mean, just looking isn’t so very bad is it? And after all, I’m you’re Auntie. In fact, I’ll tell you a little secret if you like. When you stare at me it does make me feel quite nice. It makes me feel all tingly.
I guess you don’t really understand that, but if you like you can look just as much as you want. But you have to promise Auntie something. You’re going to continue to play my game with me.
Now, the first part of my game is that I want you to reblog this post. Why? So everyone can see that you like Auntie. That’s not so unfair is it?
SO, if you do reblog this, I might just post something else for you - and we can play this game a little longer. Do you like that idea?
I’ll tell you what, message me and tell me how much you like playing and I will message you back. You’re going to enjoy this game.
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