"The city lights behind me are heavenly, darling."
Silentblaze couldn't help but loudly purr, the sound humming in her chest. She was staring into the eyes of the cat before her, the cat she desperately loved so much. Her tail swished behind her. The statement he'd just made alone didn't seem very romantic but she was waiting for the rest.
"After all," Capeclaw purred, "They illuminate your graceful features in a way only the bright lights of our Clan sign." Silentblaze briefly looked up at the Springfield sign, shining above their little dinner. Capeclaw had almost broken his neck catching two decent sized salmon. It was date night, of course. Capeclaw swept his tail over Silentblaze's face. "Ah, Silent, your very essence is-OW!"
"What?" Silentblaze gasped, ears flicking upwards. Capeclaw rubbed his nose. Something had hit him. "Are you okay?"
"What? Yes, yes, just something must have tumbled down," Capeclaw coughed, recovering quickly, "Perhaps it was a Starclan warrior, jealous of my ability to be in your presence." Silentblaze pressed her nose to his chest, the purring just growing louder. "Now, where were we-YOWCH! GREAT SPRINGSTAR'S BEARD THAT HURT!"
A pair of twin cackles were heard from above the two cats. Capeclaw's eyes narrowed. His tail flicked behind him as he beckoned Silentblaze, who was already flustered and annoyed, behind him. Above the pair, laughing their heads off were Barkpaw and Millpaw.
"Nice shot, Barkpaw!" Millpaw laughed.
"Next one's going straight between his eyes," Barkpaw chuckled, "Watch-hey where'd they go?"
"AHHHHH!" The boys screamed and jumped, turning around, eyes widening as they spotted the object of their pranks standing behind them. Silentblaze's fur was prickled, her teeth exposed. Capeclaw looked much calmer but Barkpaw could basically feel the hate rolling off of his dark ginger pelt.
"Boys, come now, I know your mothers didn't teach you to interrupt someone's dinner with wild antics," Capeclaw said, "I mean how would you feel if say, Silentblaze slit your throat while you were sitting down to some nice frog, hm?" The boys shook, pressing themselves against the ground. "Why did you do that?"
"Cuz-cuz it was funny?" Barkpaw said, "And you and Silentblaze try to kill me once a week!"
"Not really once a week," Silentblaze mumbled.
"Shouldn't you two be in camp, anyway?" Capeclaw growled, "Or at least not dealing with grown warriors eating-oh no...there goes our dinner." A pair of raccoons made off with their salmon. Capeclaw sneered. "Now how are we going to fix that, Barkpaw? Hm?"
"What if we catch some more fish for you, sir!" Millpaw yelped, "C'mon Barkpaw, let's go!" Barkpaw groaned and followed Millpaw.
"They'll have to grab their mentors and tell them what they did," Capeclaw cackled. Silentblaze looked to the ground. "Oh don't be glum, darling. It's still a very nice evening. Don't let those creatures ruin it." Capeclaw frowned as Silentblaze stood, shaking her pelt and starting down the hill again.
"It's alright," she breathed, "Let's just go get something from the fresh kill pile and go to bed." Capeclaw's ears flicked back and he turned towards the spot where the boys were being chewed out by Applestep and Stoatstream.
"Well Barkpaw," Capeclaw growled, "Once again you ruin my schemes and plans with your boyish pranks, embarrassing me at every turn." His claws extended into the dirt.
"Date night will commence at some point," Capeclaw purred, "Uninterrupted because your head will be severed from your body."
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