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ind. priv. sel. mobile user. laserblast / venomous from ok ko suckered by ronbon

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is

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i’m gonna try & get onto my replies today; just not feeling up to writing fink in layout.

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// Snake man with his snake son!//

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"You've been working all day! Don't you want to take a break from calls and emails? Let's beat up those lousy heroes at the plaza!" shining-stxrs Boxman for Venomous

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➤; the day so far had been droll, dragging along like dead weight slowing down the business. currently, the professor was wrapped up with vormulax on the line, phone receiver tucked in the crook of his shoulder while his head pinned his ear against the speaker. a hand was busied at the reigns of his computer, arranging documented files in an excel spreedsheet to organize the company’s funding, being issued to different departments.

however, the sudden shunt of his door opening caused eyes to cast over in their workaholic daze to find his associate; his business partner, fingers & claws tapping together in nervous frantics. venomous gave pause to his conversation, trailing off midsentence as the utterances of freelance pleasures were offered to him. the board member’s voice rose up from the other line instantly, inquiring as to what he had been repeating prior. a brief silence followed before a hand moved to the phone, letting its cord dangle as he speaks momentarily into it.

‘ i’m gonna have to call you back, consider it a raincheck ; we can glorify the bargains later . ’

without hearing vormulax’s reply, his hand brought down the line, hanging up before his focus returned to the lord himself. ‘ what’s this about a break ? ’ it’s a curious repetition, as if prodding his puffy partner’s proposition. ‘ it’s been a busy day on both sides of the highway, boxman . i’m not so sure if an attack is our best course of action, given our standpoint . ’

he doesn’t need time to tell him how the man’s face would droop at being told no, so venomous was quick to retaliate with input of his own.

‘ though, there is something i’ve been meaning to do ; perhaps you could help me just this once . ’

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@lzrblst commented: laser vc : aww bro, if ya wanted a turtle too ya could’ve just asked.

➤; this, however, earns his immediate attention. there’s a shell being offered his way, a snout poking out to reveal tiny, glossy eyes staring back at him. as crinklecut as one might think this deal is, venonous practically severs ties instantly.

‘ i don’t know HOW many times i must repeat this to you, felix ; i do not prefer the reptiles of the amphibious variety . ’

WITH  HIS  GESTURE  rejected  on  the  spot,  he  pulls  the  baby  turtle  away  from  ven  which  definitely  would  be  the  wise  thing  to  do  —  another  still  happily  sat  atop  of  his  helmet  the  whole  while.  instead  of  being  discouraged,  of  course,  he’s  gonna  take  this  as  an  opportunity  to  be  a  playful  dork  to  his  brother  !

HE  TILTS  HIS  HEAD  towards  the  turtle  he  held,  pretending  to  listen  to  it  —  while  doing  so  its  little  neck  extends  &  gnaws  on  his  helmet  earphones.  

❝  WHAT’S  THAT  ?  uh  -  huh,  mhm,  mhm  …  …  the  turtle  says  you  hurt  its  feelings,  it’s  only  a  few  days  old  &  you  left  a  bad  impression  on  it  …  now  it’s  in  emotional  turmoil.  ALSO,  it  says  you  look  like  an  oversize  yummy  grape.  ❞

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➤; to see his brother, so far fallen from grace, to be rendered idiotic via talking to an animal like this. . . it would’ve brought tears to his eyes, had he ever any decency to vaguely show or register emotion. the apathy on his face clearly reads his hollow bitterness as eyes convey his disinterest while honing in on the turtle. however, for his brother’s sake, venomous decides to play along.

‘ is that right ? ’ feigns curiosity, his head tilting up while he stares down his nose at the amphibious reptile in laserblast’s hands. in the span of seconds, he’s taken to leaning over — hands on his bent knees — almost eye level wirh the docile creature.

‘ i suppose for the humor of it, i shall call you sinatra . ’

the professor pauses, nods his head in understanding, then uprights himself to his brother’s height to note on.

‘ sinatra & i have reached a mutual understanding that he’s better off in your care . he realizes if he were to accompany me home, death would be knocking at his doorstep & the golden cornfields of cob’s garden would flourish under his feet . ’

there’s a pause as his gaze diverts from the conversation, which is in obvious need of some clarification.

‘ i’d rather not bring sinatra into the realm of experimentation — it’s best if he’s left to someone of softer tendencies . ’

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& now,

a jackbox 5’s patently stupid highlight from yesterday:

the prompt was “ I REALLY MISS MY DAD ! ”

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A pair of arms wrap around S.V.'s arm as T.K.O. hugged his arm... kind of. There was a huge embarrassed blush on his face as he looks away from him. He didn't know what was up with his body, for some reason his body felt like it was on fire and nothing could cease it...up till now. He's silent the whole time as the feeling steadily went away. (turbxkaix)

➤; now, growing boys have always needed their daily doses of physical affection & affirmations; however, tko only ever seemed interested in the second half. shadowy had never complained, as he was a man of very little touches, but the sudden swoop of arms slinking around his left leg leaves him speechless as his son keeps quiet. that’s what startles him the most — the deafening silence.

arms had raised by now, shrugging up under his shoulders in surprise to the gesture, a burning desire to pry tko away from his body growing steadily in the pit of his stomach. venomous HATED contact, unless from someone he truly understood & had fleshed feelings out with. but his own son still stood in the cold shadow of his looming illusion of perception. he could never pin point this kid, & so to allow him any trusting movements could end in his downfall, let alone his utter regret.

tired, unamused eyes find his spawn, gloves slowly lowering from their jump in height as he rumbles free a begrudingly soothing tone.

‘ well isn’t THIS a lovely surprise ; exercising our trust now, are we ? ’

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seeing carol cry made me think, wouldn’t THAT be a tall drink of water,,, bonus silly straw @‘ing bman on main,,

art request done WONDERFULLY by @boxmoreinc / @meatking !!

DON’T REPOST / USE W/O ME OR TOMMY’S PERM.

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@lzrblst commented: laser vc : aww bro, if ya wanted a turtle too ya could've just asked.

➤; this, however, earns his immediate attention. there’s a shell being offered his way, a snout poking out to reveal tiny, glossy eyes staring back at him. as crinklecut as one might think this deal is, venonous practically severs ties instantly.

‘ i don’t know HOW many times i must repeat this to you, felix ; i do not prefer the reptiles of the amphibious variety . ’

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➤; from the looks of things, it would seem his input isn’t needed here, no matter how crucial a part it may play on correcting the irrationality of this so - called POINT crew.

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@ssparkd commented: IM COMING OVER TO KILL YOU

@peri-hub @hazbinvesta

KILL THEM NOT ME KILL THEM NOT ME —

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➤; venomous’s laughter peaks in its pitch, absolutely hysterical over the fact he could’ve been so clueless.

‘ sorry, ko ;

i fucked your mom, shitlips . ’

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inb4 i make another ok ko rp blog,,

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bblastd said: max, u CANNOT forget abt ln’s jackbox game, where all u literally would say during presentations was, & i quote, “ I AM JETHRO ”

and i won didn’t i.

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one round ; you won one round

i won the second, bc nobody could outsmart eradication

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➤; he’s going to just keep his inadequate & immature quip to himself.

maybe the thing’s just horny, he’d say.

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@lzrblst //

my anatomy is hideous, but here,,, our twin boyos