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Don’t Recall Masterlist

Tom Riddle x Reader | ☔ + 🌠 + ✨ | 3.8k +

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Growing up in Wool’s Orphanage was not how you wanted to describe your childhood. Life wasn’t fair - you had lost everything when you were young and that was drove your ambitions. Growing up with Tom never too far away, you begin to realize that memories, whether they’re your own or others, can hold you back.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

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Bug like angel

Feeling Good today

technically just filler and for fun tbh

chatfic i know people hate them but i needed more spiderkids crumbs

idk if people wanted to be tagged in this since technically there wasnt a plot so no tags for rn ig

this was okay idk i hate it

lots of stupid brainrot prolly unfunny but i had fun with this

also pavitr and reader can break the 4th wall dont think too hard abt it

Y/N L/N Made a group chat

Y/N L/N Added Hobart Brown

Y/N L/N Added Pavitr Prabhakar

Y/N L/N Added Miles Morales

Y/N L/N Added Gwen Stacy

Y/N L/N Added Peni Parker

Y/N L/N added Margo Kess

Y/N L/N Changed their name to y/n

y/n: hey guys

Pavitr changed their name to Pav

Gwen Stacy changed their name to Gwen

Miles Morales changed their name to Miles

Hobart Brown changed their name to Hobie

Margo Kess changed their name to Margo

Peni Parker changed their name to Peni

y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin

Penjamin: what (　｀□´)

Peni Parker changed their name to Peni

y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin Penjamin: BR9

BRO*

Penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penis

penis: ill stick to penjamin ig (｡-｀へ´-｡)

y/n: LMFAOOOOOO

y/n changed penis's name to peni

peni: YAY

y/n: peni doesnt look like a real word anymore

miles: why r u guys awake its like 2 am

y/n: dont worry about it

gwen: no but like actually

why r u awake

ur a sleepy person

y/n: dude its cause like

my family is so fuckinf loud it actually pisses me off

like idgaf what yall do stop screaming

stop cryin and start grinding

miles: LMFAOO

what r they even doing

y/n: damian and jason r fighting like full on fist fighting

tim is yelling over not being able to do his work

dick is tryna defuse the situation

bruce is brooding also tryna calm everything down

and alfred js pmo

gwen: not the alfred stray

miles: guys

wanna sneak out

we should all like

go to see a movie

y/n: omg ur so right

guys

@.everyone

qho can comw

miles: who* can*

y/n: KILL YOURSELF

miles: WOWWWW OKAY DIE I GUESS

anyway

@.everyone

peni: i can! (*･ω･*)

gwen: same

margo: me too

y/n: RARE MARGO APPEARANCE!!!!!!

margo: rare margo appearance!

pav: i can also come! can we sneak snacks in?

y/n: HI PAVIIII and yessss

hobie: lets sneak in

margo: no lets use y/ns dads credit card

we hate that guy

gwen: wait we should

@.y/n

y/n: what

oh

OH

HELL YEAH i love spending his money

hes too rich

miles: throwback to back when we all used his money to get us tickets to concerts lmfao

pav: #ihatebrucewayne

y/n: LMFAOOO ty twin ily

ur so funny pavi please dont get run over by a horse carriage

pav: ???

hobie: what movie

y/n: idk lets freeball it

miles: meet me in my universe

pav: Y/N WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONT GET RUN OVERARE YOU PLOTTING SOMETHING

y/n: dont worry about it

y/n: hi guys

guys i just made a rly good tamale

miles:tyler the creator reference

y/n: I LOVE THAT SONG

throwback to when pavi literally almost burnt my kitchen down

pav: THAT WAS ONE TIME

y/n: DUDE ISTG UR LUCKY MY FAMILY WASNT HOME AND I DISABLED THE CAMERAS

they prolly wouldve grounded me

miles: i wish they grounded youWOAAAHHH WHO SAID THAT

y/n: miles remember who got you and gwen to datedont play with me rn

miles: i stand by what i said

gwen: miles stop teasing y/n

miles: id like to apologize.

margo: LMFAOOOOOO

peni: NOT THE SWITCH UPP

y/n: i DONT forgive you

miles: aight lets fight

y/n: OH BRIELLA WAITI NEED THAT!

miles: oh dear

margo: you guys are so brainrotted i fear

hobie: right

y/n: hobie where have you beenyou ahvent been in this chat lately

hobie: dont worry about it

Miles: my dad js bought me a bunch of markers

Y/N: whats that

whats a 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻

gwen: STOPP

margo: i can feel the pain in her dih🥀

y/n: nah 🥀 she 🥀 got 🥀you 🥀 blushin 🥀 twin 🥀 aw 🥀hell 🥀naw 🥀twin 🥀 you 🥀gotta 🥀 lock up 🥀 twin 🥀bruh🥀 this 🥀ain’t 🥀 even 🥀you 🥀twin 🥀on 🥀fomeon🥀grave 🥀bruh 🥀euuahhhh

peni: GOODBYE

y/n: dude i got into an argument with my school councler like a year ago cause i said my family was pissing me off and neglecting melike js cause my fathers the richest man ever does NOT make me like him

"hes family" he can smd

margo: your whole family pisses me off

y/n: i hate them all

one time damian dropped a vase and blamed it on tim who blamed it on me

and THEN when i argued and proved myself right i still got in trouble.

miles: im on thar good koosh and alekhauwl

y/n: die

peni: have you guys seen my remote

for my tv

gwen: peni your technology is like a million years away from ours

why would we have it

miles: didnt you leave it inside your jewlery box

margo: my jewl

peni: YOU WERE RIGHT THANK YOU MILES (/--)/

miles: yw (^.^)

hobie: i just blew up a car

gwen: can i have it

hobie: no its mine

gwen: sigh

hey y/n

youve been quiet for a while

r u ok

miles: yeah lowk im worried

margo: y/n r u dead

peni: she probably is

y/n is typing...

hobie: oh boy here we go

y/n: guys i am hiding in a vent in my closet rn damian chased me cause i called him an asshole and he has a katana help

gwen: oh my god??? are you??? okay???

y/n: help yes i am okay i just panicked and ran into a wall my nose bleeding help

pav: im omw

y/n: I JUST SLIPPED ON MY NOSW BLEED BLOOD LKFAOOOOO

miles: bro 😭

y/n: guys im okay now damian called me pathetic and walked away mopping the blood rn

margo: how are you always hurting yourself

y/n: parker luck

y/n: guys pavi literally cursed me

pav: ?

y/n: im a really good cook as you guys know

and a really good baker cause yk all neglected reader stories make the reader a baker for some reason

gwen: ???what

pav: YOU CAN BREAK THE 4RTH WALL TOO?? I THOUGHT ONLY I COULD DO THAT

y/n: YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS GOINF INSANE

we got twin telepathy fr

pav: real

y/n: anyways

pav cursed me now i js almost burnt down the kitchen

its a good thing miguels on speed dial i almost burnt down the manor with me in it

pav: I DID NOT CURSE YOU

y/n: YOU DIDYOU RUINED MY KITCHEN

pav: I DID NOT GWEN SEND HER AWAY TO JAIL AND HAVE HER IMPRISONED 😡😡😡😡

gwen: WHY ME

y/n: you and margo r the only responsible ones here

miles: im responsible!

y/n: me when i lie

miles: die

i hope you uhhhhh get chased again by damian again

y/n: you guys dont know true fear until your youngest sibling chases you with a long knife

y/n: miles i have a bone to pick with you

miles: its not even 1 pm yet what did i do

y/n: YOU STOLE THE COOKIES I BAKED FOR UR PARENTS HO

miles: ya and id do it again

y/n: you pmo me off

miles: fuck u

(image.jpeg)

y/n: STOP NO DELETE THAT

gwen: AW WAIT THATS CUTE

margo: cutie

peni: the image wont load for me what is it

pav: ITS Y/N SLEEPING ON MIGUELS SHOULDERS

peni: OHHHHHH

y/n: i see how it is

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miles: WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM

peni: my phone is tweaking what is it

gwen: MILES UR SO CUTE

pav: its a pic of miles asleep at his dads desk 😭

miles: Y/N WHEN DID U TAKE THAT

y/n: dont worry about it

peni: im cryinf this is so silly

y/n: penjamin you are NOT safe

(image.jpeg)

peni: MY PHONE IS TWEAKING is it the pic of me on noirs back

pav: yes

peni: i knew it isighwait NOOOO NOT PENJAMIN

y/n: peni penjamin we r so back

hobie: girl scout cookies

margo: preach

y/n: never heard anything truer

gwen: i believe in you

pav: proud of you

peni: can i have one

miles: girl cookie scout

pav: do you all notice you all have a spider parent besides me and margo and hobie

gwen: huh

pav: miles has peter b, gwen you have jess, y/n has miguel, and peni is greedy and has 2 which are noir and ham

margo: damn share with the class peni

peni: those are MY DADS (＾ω＾)

y/n: miguel is saved as 'spider-dad' on my phone

hes actually my emergency contact

miles: im peter b's emergency contact that man is always up to something

gwen: jess is like my 2nd emergency contact

margo: whats the order

gwen: miles (♡) jess and my dad in that order

y/n: wowwww so not me

gwen: girl you are the emergency

y/n: die ho die

y/n: miles

miles

miles

miless

miles: what

y/n: whats ur mom making tonight

miles: yeah im doing great thanks for asking

y/n: shut up and tell me

miles: lemme check

arroz con gandules

y/n: im coming over

miles: no youre not

y/n: yeah i am

miles: i hate you

y/n: lyt

im so happy your mom cooks i love puerto ricans

miles: die

the chatfic no one asked for and no one needed

also prolly highkey ooc cause its a crackchatfic and im half asleep

guys im actually working on the next chapter i swear

no taglist cause i dont think anyone wanted this

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Neglected!Pregnant!Reader x Yandere!Bat Family Part Four

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Part One ☁️ Part Two ☁️ Part Three ☁️

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Warnings: Pregnancy, Yandere themes, Fem!Reader, and one more that I will not say just be prepared at the end.

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You knew Bruce would find out eventually. As much as you liked to pretend he wouldn't you knew. It was only a matter of time until he had noticed what was going on under his roof. You also knew he'd have a bad reaction to it. You just hadn't realized how bad until the day came.

The attic of Wayne manor became your new domain. Surprisingly, it wasn't as dark and gloomy as the rest of the manor.

The light from the dormers filled the space with warm light that was rare to see in a place like Gotham. The old vintage things stored about made it feel like a timeless, but lived in space. No faces of strangers from portraits or the one's you'd pass in the halls in sight. Boxes of photo's and some historical relics were all over the sprawling space.

It truly felt like lives had been lived from the items you found and not just names you where somehow related too.

You primarily came up here search for things for your future nursery. There was a town home in the more stable side of Gotham that you had been eyeing. A charming little place that could use some time, love, and care. But, it had two bedrooms and you could buy it with cash.

Sure, you had wanted to get out of Gotham. Run off back to the childhood home you'd been left to inherit. But, traveling by plane with your constant nausea seemed daunting.

It was probably the worry eating at you. The new parent jitters. Traveling with a baby right after birth? Sounds difficult. Traveling with a toddler? Even worse.

You had to fight the overwhelming feeling of becoming a parent often. To stubborn to give in or give up. Now, your battle with your hormones? That fight was easily lost. Tears were annoying, but you didn't care how much you cried as long as you got what you wanted. Which was your baby boy in your arms and some peace for the both of you.

You had wanted to get out of Gotham. Go back where there was grass and less insanity. But, you mostly wanted stability and a familiar space. Even if you had to make it on your own for a bit.

Though, what you wanted most at the current moment was to stop sneezing. The dust that caught the light from the window and gave the attic an enchanting look was also agitating your nostrils like hell. It was already sensitive as is from pregnancy. However, now each time you sneezed you felt as if your were going to piss your self.

"A-choo! Urgh, so much damn dust…" You grumble to your self as you dig though the delicate vintage model airplanes. You'll have to get Jason you haul this stuff down to your room until you can hire some movers. You plan on holding the cake and the cornbread over his head for a good long while.

As the old saying goes, when you sneeze it usually means someone's thinking about you. Though that thought didn't cross your mind as you kept having to cross your legs and pray every time your nose itched.

Down below in the cave system beneath the manor, someone was listening into on you. Or trying to. He had to be still pretend to be interested in what Tim was showing him.

"We implemented a new system in the BatComputer that Tim programmed. It allows us to detect alien DNA with the sensor range. Including Kryptonian." Bruce was explaining to Clark while Tim tapped away at the keyboard. Less interested in showing off his creation and more suspicious of while Conner was acting so distracted, for lack of a better word.

"So, you're saying we could use this to see if there are other Kryptonians out in space?" Jon asked curiously, looking at the screen with mild interest from where he's lounging next to Damian.

"Possibly one day. But, this is mostly so we can have a better understanding on how much of Earth’s population is actually human." Comes Bruce's pragmatic answer as he stand stoic still, though with a the ever slightest twitch of his lips.

"Another one of your contingency plans incase we’re all slowly replaced with lizard people?" Clark's joking causing a few chuckles that echo mildly in the cave.

"It always tickles me that you guys watch alien sci-fi movies." Dick commented from where he stood, looking like Bruce's second in command, but with better humor and a better smile. Causing another round of chuckles to echo. Though Conner wouldn't include himself in that. Too busy listening to you sneeze from the attic and detecting another noise in the general vicinity. Something that he has to fight narrowing his eyes at while he tires to figure it out.

"I’m assuming you want to run a test with it." With an unsurprised look and years of working the man, Clark turns partially towards Bruce with an almost knowing smirk on his face. By now understanding this was the man's way of showing off his children's accomplishments.

"Being that we’re the only aliens you regularly tolerate." Jon tacks on for good measure

"Tolerate is a strong word." Damian responds with impressive deadpan, not even a twitch of muscle in his face. Though, judging by the mirthful look in his eyes, he only halfway meant it. Tim himself smirked at Damian's comment before turning all his focus on to the BatComputer and running the Biological Program he'd spent months developing.

"We might also have a bet going on how many aliens are in— What the hell?"

"What?"

"There’s four signatures in the manor."

"What do you mean there’s four signatures. We’re testing for Kryptonians."

"Yeah," Tim says sarcastically while he's already moving to locate the extra trace of life. "I'm still counting four. It says right here that there’s four Kryptonians!'

"Pull up the cameras. Now." BY the time the order has left Bruce's mouth all of the manor's live security footage is being pulled up on screen for him to scan with his own eyes.

Nothing seems out of the ordinary. No unusual shadows. No misplaced of moving objects. He see's you in the attic, which feels him with fear. Your alone up there and so far away with an unknown anomaly in his home. A home you were suppose to be safe in. "Where’s the signature coming from?"

"… The attic…" Tim says seeing you sneeze on the screen, complete oblivious to the danger and fear everyone was experiencing.

Conner didn’t hesitate. With an unknown signature in the manor your safety was his priority. He didn't even care is Clark or Jon where faster. At that moment, he was just the first to move and the first to react.

No one in the family objected to it either.

Rushing towards the attic with his ears peeled for where the extra signature could have come from, you're in his arms before you could blink. One of the vintage plane models still in your hand as you were rushed form the dust and gentle sunlight of the attic to the cold dark cave below. A shiver running down your spine and as the change in temperature caused your skin to prickle. Already you felt a wave of vertigo hit from the sudden rush of moment.

Causing you to drop the little vintage plan and press a hand against the muscled chest holding you while you took gasping breathes. It was nothing serious, but the sudden shift in altitude and climate had your ears ringing and you eyes struggling to adjust to the shadows and artificial light.

You could feel another, much softer hand touching you in comparison to the strong figure holding you, a slightly soothing noise being made as voices echoed in the room. Or at least you thought is was a room until you realized it was the Bat Cave.

It was very very rare you came down here. You could count on one hand with missing fingers how often you’d been down here.

You’re eyes taking a moment to adjust to the shadows and artificial light as you make out nearly everyone looking at the Bat Computer monitor. Including Bruce's guest.

It's Stephanie that's touching you, her hand just barely having been becoming familiar to you over the past few weeks.

“Thank god, there’s an intruder in the manor. We’re trying to figure out where or who or, hell, even what it is.” She explains, which was nice. You deserved an explanation.

But, more importantly, you glance up to see who was holding you in their arms. Noting with mild surprise that it was Conner. You can’t help giving him a bit of wiry smile. The sudden rush of speed and the strength you could feel made sense. “You can put me down, you know. I ain’t gonna break.”

“No can do. Not after you just gave me a heart attack.” He gives you a shaky smile, completely forgetting the fact that he didn't include any one else in that statement. Just him. You were still to dizzy to catch the specific word yourself as you can faintly hear the discussion of the unknown intruder.

“I can hear an extra heartbeat, but where did the signature go. It vanished as soon as Conner grabbed—“

“The hell is going on?" You can't help asking. Having not been informed of any test as you tried to climb out of Conner's arms. He, however, seemed to have his arms locked tight and they may as well have been steel bars holding you in the air.

You turn towards Clark just as he looks at you with furrowed brows that being to rise almost as fast as he can fly. With a few context clues you piece together what he realized and gave him a narrow look daring to speak.

"Uh… I know where that extra heartbeat is coming from, Bruce. It's doesn't explain the signature. Why would of be Kryptonian…" And, then his eyes go wide as he trails off. It's almost comical to see Superman of all people and creatures with eyes growing to the size of dinner plates as realization hits him. But, you yourself are confused. Surely you being pregnant wasn't that big a deal?

You glance around the room from where your held in Conner's arms. Looking at Stephanie first before the others that knew and the rest that were starting to realize.

An extra heartbeat would make sense. The little bugger that's been fluttering in your abdomen for the past few days with his powerful little kicks would be the reason for that. But, why would--

It's not until you feel yourself being squeezed and everyone turns to look at who is holding you that the slow, slightly rusted gears in your head shift. And, your head moves so fast to look up at the awestruck Conner still holding your ass midair like a crashing airplane carrying precious cargo that you feel another wave of dizziness hit.

"So, it was you! You're the motherfuck--"

"We need to get rid of it." Bruce's voice made you words die in your throat with a choke. All complaints gone as you felt something rush down your spine.

This time it wasn't a chill.

This time it wasn't fear. It's was a good thing Conner was built tough, because the hand you had resting on his chest clawed up as you felt violence bubble in your gut next to your son's gentle fluttering. Faintly you can hear it stutter under neither your palm, but you're not questioning it. You're not even questioning the way his arms seems to curl even more around you are the air leaves your lungs for a different reason this time.

This time you slowly turned towards the man who fucked your mother once and face him with a look that promised you'd tear him apart with your teeth. Even if it killed you.

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A/N: Yeah, sorry to end it on the cliff hanger and unexpectedly like that. I just wanted to convey the anger and the outrage Bruce's reaction caused reader. I struggled with this chapter y'all. Struggled. I rewrote it entirely and changed major plot points, but this has all been flying by the seat of my pants. When I do the AU BatBoys x Pregnant!Reader that will have a lot more planning.

A/N: I made a ko-fi. But, feel free to ignore that. I just wanted Diet Coke. My true vice.

A/N: Don't know when Part Five will come out, but that will be Conner feels and the family's reaction to Reader moving out. I have that roughly drafted.

[sangunary]

Yandere BatFam x other dimension Reader.

SYPNOSIS: In another world they did love you.

IMP: Reader did get neglected in her dimension.

You've never been a figure or anything important, not something worth the light. Even in picture everybody looked so good and you're just there, even just from a glance it's hard to notice you.

You've tried to shine to take that light everybody else have in their grip but the light was purposefully avoiding you.

No amount of grade, beauty or perfection would make you their baby. Someone they cared for.

You weren't some star like them just the black sheep, everybody else have a life they can call theirs but your life was already written out for you, every possible things already carved out by everyone else but yourself.

Unlike Dick you weren't charming or good looking everything about him was amazing and admirable... The first Robin and the first to become their own person. Not even Bruce get to curve his story...

He treat his siblings equally, that was what he preached... It was true. You weren't a family to him, you didn't matter enough to be apart of his family.

Even when Jason decided to started killing you stayed by his side, brought him food and even tried to build an actual relationship but it was no use.

Everybody called you desperate for crawling to him when he needed somebody and the moment he healed(kind of) he throw you away. Ignoring how you were the only one who stood up for him, took all the insult and humiliation for his sake yet he took you for granted.

You took the word, hit and almost got disowned, for somebody who doesn't even care. You almost died for somebody you thought was your brother yet he didn't do shit when the family almost disowned you for staying by his side... Didn't offer home or solace. Just ignored your suffering for his sake.

Tim was smart everything you adore in a brother, stayed by his side spent sleepless nights just to watch over him when he was in the hospital, trying your best to support your brother who you fear might die.

Yes, everyone didn't get enough sleep but you didn't even sleep stayed by his side to make sure no harm could happened to him. Took your time to read book's knowing he can't even hear you, doing everything.

Yet when he opened his eyes he hugged the family and not you, even have the audacity to ask you to go out while they had some 'family' catch up...

Damian was one hell of a monster, yet you never gave up on him. He was just a kid and you wanted to be the admirable older siblings you never had.

It wasn't easy it never was, the constant lie about you to everyone and yes nobody in this world pity you enough to hear your side... Yout life was already hell and it wad just unfair how everybody else got what they wished for and you never get anything... Not even a family.

To the eyes of the media you were the black sheep often left out even in family portraits or any major Wayne gala, just some avarage citizen that was living the life...

Bruce couldn't remember your name's at times blaming it on old age, Alfred only saw you as an extra mouth nothing more nothing less.

Even when The joker kidnapped you and made Bruce choose between you and Catwoman he almost hesitate, you were never the first or second, you weren't an option to everybody... Just some extras living with them to make them look better.

Being you was painful itself, when your family who were supposed to be the hero rejected your presence.

So, when you accidentally step into another dimension you became attached.

Your false family loved you to no ends, you were dead in that universe... Dying a gruesome death.

Yet when they saw you alive even tho you weren't their family they cherished you and most importantly treat you like a family.

There was no more I no more threats just a loving family.

Who will do whatever to make you stay.

"I like this" You told them, you couldn't help but smile.

You've never played games with your actual family before, to them you were an actual bot with nothing interesting.

"Oh, you won't like it for long... I'll beat you"

Tim said as he aggressively nudge at you to make you lose control.

"Hey! That's cheating, someone take him out!"

Barbara stood up for you.

"Everything is fair in games... As long as you're the winner"

Damian speak up as he instinctively grab Tim hoodie and cover his eyes with it. To let you win.

"That's cheating! I should have won"

"Everything is fair in games... Just gotta have the right support"

You couldn't help it, everybody were together. You were finally in the picture, you didn't have to fit in they just have to accept you and they absolutely did.

You couldn't help but tear up, your heart aching slightly.

"Little wing are you okay? Should w-"

Dick spoke before he was cut off by Damian.

"Let's beat up Tim, he made them cry"

"Huh?! Im the one that lost... Your violence towards me make them scared!"

Before anyone else could argue on who made you cry Jason who was just there because of you spoke up.

"Don't be so obnoxious and loud... They're obviously emotional for a good reason. Bunch of wannabe adult in this room"

With that said he would gave you this handkerchief which was very unusual of him.

Taking a seat next to you on the ground as he pick up the extra controller, not even weirded out by your suddenly burst of tears just pure understanding.

Your Jason was the one who kick you aside the moment he felt healed but this one... He was trying his best to comfort you, he didn't like to be so upfront yet he was doing this to save you from embarassment and a little comfort.

Looking at the Handkerchief you couldn't help but smile, the same one you gave to your Jason when he came back but the one you made was burned into crispy by the very person you made for. He took it and throw it inside the crumbling building that was ignited into flames by him.

Called it a waste of fabric and time, not worth his precious time or life even tho you spend weeks stitching everything by hand... You just wanted to encourage him to be better you didn't knew he would take offence to your kindness.

There was some holes on the handkerchief yet it was extremely clean and ironed... He seems to cherish it alot.

"Took it everywhere and I ruined it, it was my lucky charm but you're here now so you'll be a good replacement"

"I don't think being compared to a literal fabric is fulfilling"

Duke commented.

"It's not just a fabric it's made by our beloved sibling here, shame on you Duke, shame on you"

Stephanie tease him with a fake offended look.

"They only made it for Jaybird... Im abit upse- Very upset"

Dick decided to bring another reason to start a full on war again.

"Hey! I want one but with our special logo!"

"This is childish, but I need one for a good purpose"

"Im the oldest so I should be first"

"Want one"

"Enough!"

Bruce spoke up, seems like all the arguing had finally went into his brain.

"As your Father... I am first priority"

"Master Bruce, as your somewhat father I must be the first I insist"

This was what family should be, united and happy. One that are willing to be by yourside even at your worst, willing to take the hit with you and just be ourselves to eachother without shame.

While you were finally getting the life you deserved your actual family were crumbling. Trying to find you, turning every nook and crook up side down.

Gotham was turning into literal hell, they were acting like dog hound pounding onto anyone who they assume have information on your whereabouts.

It seems like they have finally realised your worth. But you've already replaced them.

You were slowly healing but too bad they won't tolerate being replaced.

Watch me flop.

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

*Denki and Hanta call Hitoshi from their internship*

Hanta: Dude you gotta get over here, your girl is going crazy!

Hitoshi: Wtf!?!

Denki: Some villain hit Katsuki and Y/N with a swapping quirk during their internship! YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE NOW BROSKI

Hitoshi: I'm sorry? Are you saying that Y/N and Katsuki swapped bodies!?

Denki: NO. It's even better than that!!

Hanta: They swapped QUIRKS!!

Hitoshi: Jesus Christ.

Hanta: Bakugo couldn’t figure out how to use her quirk and started insulting her, and now she’s using his own quirk to BEAT his ass. IT'S INSANE. I’ve never seen anything like it. You’ve gotta get over here bruh

Hitoshi:

Hitoshi: Sounds like she’s handling it.

Denki: Dude please get here ASAP. I mean it. We need you here.

Hitoshi: Are you seriously asking me to use my quirk to calm down my girlfriend and save that idiot's ass?

Hanta: What?! No! We want you to come here and watch your girl beat Bakugo to a pulp!

Denki: Yeah, dude. We're feminist as fuck!

Hanta: Oh shit! He’s running towards us!

*Hitoshi can hear Y/N and Katsuki arguing in the background of the call, followed by mild explosions*

Katsuki: Tell her to stop you bastards!!

Hanta: No! You deserve this!

Denki: Take your cosmic punishment Bakubro!

Y/N: Why does this quirk make me so pissed off!?

Hitoshi: Oh My God.

Hitoshi: ...ok I’m on my way. I gotta witness this.

[junnmoon]

mlb gc pt.2??

check out pt.1 !

(maripoo=marinette ,alya da coolest=alya, speakup=adrien, lukipoo=luka, ninotron=nino,and yn)

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i’ve upped my game w a texting app it kinda eats idk. also i made yn and mari neighbors bc why not also adrien is a drama queen :3

[littlemissraccoon]

Satan throwing a tantrum

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Elder sibling Kisaki! Y/N: *opens door to see Hanma* Oh, what brings you here, big guy?

Hanma: I was gonna ask Tetta to come with me today to the beach! 😁

Elder sibling Kisaki! Y/N: 🥰 That sounds so fun!

Tetta: Uh no. I'm not going 😒

Elder sibling Kisaki! Y/N: *death grips on Tetta's shoulder* Your best buddy came over to ask you out in person. You're going to the beach, Tetta.

Tetta: 😶😨

[anna-the-undertaker]

Cramped Curiosity: Satan's Painful Lesson in Empathy.

Satan tries having a period....it does not go well

MC was curled up on the couch in the library, enjoying a rare moment of peace. The quiet was a precious commodity in a house full of demons, and she was savoring it with a cup of tea and a good book. But the tranquility was abruptly shattered when Satan burst into the room, a gleam of excitement in his eyes.

“MC!” he called out, his voice brimming with enthusiasm.

MC looked up, startled by the sudden interruption. “Oh, hey Satan, what’s up? You seem excited.”

Satan grinned, practically bouncing on his heels. “I am! Because I have an exceptional plan. Solomon has helped me devise a spell to try having a period for one month!”

MC’s jaw dropped, her book slipping from her hands. She stared at Satan, trying to process what she had just heard. “...What... WHY would you do that?”

Satan’s expression was one of pure determination. “I’m trying to empathize with you. So that I can better care for you when you’re on your period.”

MC blinked, her shock giving way to a mix of amusement and concern. “Aww, that’s so sweet! But oh no, please don’t. You can just keep bringing me chocolate, you do not have to do this.”

But Satan was undeterred. “Too late, time to learn!” With a dramatic flourish, he cast the spell, and immediately his eyes widened in shock. A gasp of pain escaped his lips, and he quickly stopped the spell, clutching his stomach as he cleared his throat, trying to regain his composure. “Hold on, I wasn’t ready...”

MC watched him with a mixture of horror and humor. “At what point in the period did you start?”

“In the middle of a huge cramp. Obviously,” Satan replied, his voice tight with pain.

“Why would you do that to yourself?” MC asked, genuinely baffled.

Satan blew out a puff of air, his face a mix of determination and regret. “Okay, let’s try this again!” He cast the spell once more, and immediately began groaning and gasping, his hands gripping his sides. “This is fine… And because! I go big or go home, MC!”

MC shook her head, laughing despite herself. “You’re already home, you don’t need to go bigger.”

Satan, now hunched over and clearly struggling, waved off her concern. “The best way to learn is by jumping straight into the deep end.”

“I just don’t think that’s true for every situation,” MC said, trying not to laugh too hard at his predicament.

Satan’s face contorted with pain as he tried to stand tall, his pride refusing to let him give up just yet. “How long do these cramps last for?”

MC shrugged, still amused by the whole situation. “It’s different for everyone.”

Satan’s eyes widened in disbelief as he slowly began to sink to the floor, his legs giving out beneath him. “It’s not standardized?!”

“Nope!” MC said, enjoying the sight of the usually composed Satan reduced to a heap on the floor.

Satan curled up in pain, his hand weakly reaching out as if to grasp some invisible lifeline. “God has abandoned me. Grandfather! WHY?!”

MC couldn’t hold back her laughter any longer. She doubled over, tears of mirth streaming down her face as she watched Satan, the mighty Avatar of Wrath, curled up in the fetal position, utterly defeated by his self-inflicted experiment.

She helped him move to the couch and sat beside him, watching with a mix of sympathy and amusement. It wasn’t every day that you saw the Avatar of Wrath brought low by something as mundane as menstrual cramps, but then again, Satan had always been one to take things to the extreme.

“I have a survey question for you,” Satan muttered through gritted teeth, his voice tinged with pain. “About periods. For research purposes.”

MC chuckled. “Okay, go ahead.”

“Are cramps always so… crampy?” Satan asked, wincing as another wave of pain hit him.

MC shrugged, trying not to laugh. “Well, it depends on the person—some people don’t even get cramps.”

Satan scoffed, his voice filled with mock bitterness. “Ha, how does it feel for them to be God’s favorites?”

MC snorted, shaking her head. “Reminder! You gave these cramps to yourself, and no one asked you to do it. Also, if the story of the Garden of Eden is true… then technically, it’s Lucifer’s fault.”

Satan paused for a moment, clearly not having considered that angle. “...Irrelevant. That won’t make it onto the survey. What do you do when you have cramps?”

MC leaned back, considering. “Well, when they’re really bad, I lay down with a heating pad, but most of the time, I just have to go about my business. Like right now.”

Satan’s eyes snapped to her in disbelief. “You’re on your period?!”

MC nodded, casually. “Yeah.”

“And you’re cramping? Right now?!” Satan looked like he might faint.

“Yes!” MC replied, suppressing a smile at his reaction.

“But you’re not on the floor! How?!” Satan stared at her, utterly baffled by her composure.

MC smiled, amused by how dramatic he was being. “Well, I’ve had a lot of practice dealing with periods. I got my first one when I was like ten.”

“Ten?! Why?! Is that normal?!” Satan looked horrified, his brain trying to process the idea of a ten-year-old dealing with what he was currently experiencing.

“Just about,” MC said with a shrug, not bothered by it anymore. “Yeah, mine used to be really bad, but recently they’ve gotten really light, which I’m hoping means my uterus is shriveling up. One can only hope for early menopause.”

Satan looked at her, his face a mix of awe and pity. “I wish you the best of luck in your efforts, MC, to will your uterus into submission because I’ve had a period for only a few minutes and I hate it!” He groaned again, clutching his abdomen.

MC patted his arm sympathetically. “How bad of a period did you give yourself?”

Satan looked at her with a serious expression. “Do you want to feel what I’m feeling, for a moment? It might give you a better idea.”

MC raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Yeah! That’s actually a good idea so I’d know what we’re dealing with.”

Satan nodded, his face filled with the seriousness of a scholar conducting an important experiment. “Alright. I must warn you. Be prepared for mind-numbing pain. I will only allow you to feel such discomfort for a moment, lest you lose your mind amongst the agony.” With a flourish, he cast a spell through their pact, transferring the pain to MC.

MC sat there, waiting for the onslaught of pain… but nothing happened. She looked at Satan, a bit confused. “Go ahead.”

Satan’s eyes widened. “I already did!”

MC blinked, realization dawning on her. “Oh! I was wondering why my stomach felt a little better… oh.”

Satan’s face fell, a look of utter despair washing over him. “They can get worse than this?!”

MC stared at him, her voice coming out as a whisper. “Oh, Satan, they can get so much worse.”

Satan, ever the overachiever, immediately perked up, his eyes gleaming with the spark of a new challenge. “I can make mine worse if you want!” He started to raise his hand to cast another spell, but MC quickly grabbed his wrist, stopping him.

“Please don’t,” she said, half laughing, half pleading. “I am more than happy to take care of you if you are insistent on doing this, but let’s not make it more difficult than we have to, shall we?”

Satan groaned, sinking back onto the couch. “Fine, fine. But just know, I’m doing this for you, MC. I’m trying to understand your struggles.”

MC smiled warmly at him, patting his arm. “I appreciate that, Satan. Really, I do. Now, how about I get you some chocolate and a heating pad?”

Satan sighed, giving in to the comfort she offered. “Yes, please. I think I’ve earned it.”

As MC headed off to fetch the items, she couldn’t help but chuckle to herself. Only Satan would go to such ridiculous lengths to understand something that no one had asked him to. But as she returned with the chocolate and heating pad, she couldn’t deny that his heart was in the right place—even if his methods were a little over the top.

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[moodyvoid]

Tomura would do such cringey things when he’s lovesick. He’s gonna write your name on his arm in sharpie.

[moodyvoid]

Shigaraki enters the hideout, walking right up to the bar and sitting on a stool across from Kurogiri.

“Kurogiri, I want a gamer girlfriend.” Shigaraki says, “I need your help.”

Kurogiri calmly sits down the glass he was cleaning, “Have you tried talking to a woman?”

Shigaraki shakes his head, “Not your advice— your help. And no! I have a better idea.”

Shigaraki stands on the roof of a tall building, carefully holding binoculars between his fingers. He peers down at the GameStop across the street. Kurogiri stands beside him.

“I’m choosing the first girl that walks out of that GameStop.” Shigaraki explains.

A mom and her children walk out of the GameStop, the kids all screeching and running around.

“I’m choosing the second girl that walks out of that GameStop.” Shigaraki corrects.

Hours pass and Shigaraki hasn’t moved from his spot where he surveils the GameStop building. Kurogiri had dozed off at some point and is lightly snoring.

“Kurogiri.” Shigaraki says, suddenly and sharply. Kurogiri jolts awake. “This is taking longer than expected. I haven’t seen any girls. Just a bunch of virgin plebs and Spinner.”

Kurogiri pauses to address the irony in that statement, then continues, “Perhaps you should consider a different method- like online dating?” Kurogiri asks.

“I’m banned on all those apps.” Shigaraki says.

Kurogiri tilts his head, “Why—“

“Shh!” Shigaraki says. “I think I see someone.”

You walk out of the GameStop holding packs of pokemon cards and a Shadow the Hedgehog plushy. You start to walk away, nearly tripping over the air. You mumble a slew of curses as you adjust your cat ear headband and keep walking.

Shigaraki places a hand over his chest, “Wow, she’s so cringe… She’s perfect.”

Kurogiri nods, “Very well. Go talk to her—“

“Talk to her??” Shigaraki asks. “Uh, no? I’m going to kidnap her, convince her to join the League, act cold, aloof, and disinterested until she discovers that on the inside I’m just a troubled soul with a bleeding heart and she falls in love with me. Duh! God, it’s like you’ve never read fanfiction before.”

Kurogiri sighs, “The fact that All For One doesn’t pay me for this is the worst crime he’s committed.”

[homos-in-training]

Incorrect MHA-47 (Bakudeku+Reader)

Aizawa: [Causually strolling through the dorms]

Y/n, Deku and Bakugou: [In bakugou's dorm together]

Y/n: I can't believe you're actually allowing me to touch it.

Izuku: Well if you're gonna do this you have to, so...

Y/n: It's pretty long

Aizawa: [freezes] Wth?

Bakugou: Yeah, yeah whatever

Y/n: Yours too Izuku

Izuku: Sorry, I guess that's my bad

Y/n: They're so soft

Bakugou: Can you just stop touching it and get this over with?

Izuku: Kacchan! Don't be so hard on her!

Izuku: Thank you for doing this again Y/n

Y/n: Eh it's no problem. I was bored so I thought why not? I'll just have be careful since this is my first time.

Bakugou: So you mean to tell me you've never done this before?

Y/n: Let's not get into the details

Aizawa: NOT ON MY WATCH!

Aizawa: [slams door open to see Y/n in middle of cutting Bakugou's hair with Izuku next to her]

Aizawa: Oh thank goodness

[yoomiwritingstuff]

rody soul having a crush on you

a/n: he now lives in my mind rent free i just had to come up with something

screaming internally at how close you are to him that it only takes one little push from either of you to hold one another

staring for who knows how long at you until he finally notices that he's grinning so widely that it hurts his cheeks

when you stare back, he'll pretend that he was looking at something else while awkwardly giving out excuses such as “the cloud behind you looks like a poop”

he tries so hard to remain unbothered with your casual flirting — throwing his own ones back at you — but pino shows just exactly how he's embarrassed and wants to crawl inside a hole

rody thanking whatever being he can name because you don't know his quirk so pino can just do whatever and you wouldn't even think of associating the bird's action to his

inviting you out to get new clothes together then eventually holding a competition of who has better taste in fashion and he's very much okay losing to you

enjoys playing hide 'n seek when you're the one furiously seeking him out and he's laughing at how you're so bad at the game that he ends up blowing his position

remembering the things you say to him and when rody has the extra money, he'll get you what you've been gushing about for days as a present

he'll shrug when you sincerely thank him saying it was no problem at all, ignoring the way pino was receiving head pats and pecks from you because haha of course she was all over your face (that sly bird)

greatly admires the way you spend your precious time with him together with roro and lala

both of his siblings see you as their big sister and the first time rody hears them call you in that way, he swears his heart just did a somersault

he skillfully avoids questions thrown at him by roro about you and him being together

lala playing matchmaker for him and he has to beg his adorable cute younger sister not to play with him like that “do something else please!”

if you're a big fan of their little family, he'd be happily willing to tell you all the funny and memorable stories of their childhood

one night of recalling the past with you makes him quite sentimental and he can notice you being curious about their history

asking about his mother's death and father's disappearance in their life results with rody admitting how much he struggled taking care of his brother and sister while only being a kid himself

all that growing up they had to do without their parents, learning how to survive on their own, as well as putting up with the mistreatment others have showed them took a toll on him than he would have expected

pino is chirping sadly on your lap as he remains strong in appearance, not wanting to burden you further

the moment you tell him how much of a good brother he is and you're glad to have met him he couldn't help the tears that escaped his eyes as he quietly sobbed with pino

lending your shoulder, he tightly hugged your side grateful that you couldn't see the small smile forming on his lips when he hides his face on the crook of your neck

he's genuinely appreciative of you for being there for him that he on the spur of the moment told you how he felt about you

a simple “i have a crush on you” left his mouth that he felt you take an intake of air which made him freeze and which then made pino chirp frantically, her wings attempting to get him out of the room

“...i like you too rody but don't you think that was so random?”

hearing you laugh brought his confidence back as he finally met your stare and chuckled, wanting to look cool in front of you and not look like a lovestruck fool

the mood brightening up when the two of you joked back and forth at the confession, finding out how and when you crushed on each other

you just had to ask why pino looked like she was flustered and malfunctioning that he couldn't keep it any longer from you and told you what his quirk was

rody may have been teased since that moment on by you but it did earn him your endless shower of affection towards him — intent on being the person that gives rody the love he truly deserved

[jizzwizz69]

Whenever Lucifer gets mad at Mammon, he takes a bunch of coins and scatters them all throughout the driveway. The catch is that some of the coins have been superglued to the ground, so Mammon runs around like a chicken with its head cut off as he tries to pick them all up. The worst part is he gets confused about which ones he has and hasn't tried to pick up yet, so Mammon just runs around in circles. Each and every time he bends down too so his back usually hurts afterward. There's less than $20 scattered out there, but it doesn't stop him. Lucifer records it and speeds up the footage, then puts circus music in the background.

This isn't canon but I decided it is

[inlovewithl3vi]

Lucifer: MC please stop this nonsense.

*MC standing in a salt circle*

MC: no

Lucifer: you know that doesn’t even work right?

MC: come and get me then.

Lucifer:…

[villianbell]

Family exercise

The teacher:*hands mc a baby with a dark complexion*

Solomon : you have some explaining to do.

Mc: oh I’m so sorry you had to find out this way! Me and my lawyer Simeon have been having an affair!

Simeon : *holding his and asmo doll* what?!

Asmo : SIMEON HOW COULD YOU!

The teacher: please have your family drama out of my classroom….