nothing to smile about in my life

beastlife is cool

[the-muppet-joker]

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

[bbreature]

this is my oc blog for my oc like and follow for posts about my oc #myoc

[herpsandbirds]

California Kingsnake (Lampropeltis californiae), family Colubridae, Death Valley National Park, CA, USA

photograph by Ryan Sikola

[skuffypaw]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[toskarin]

[on my main blog] lmao yeah right as if I'm afraid of the moon [logging onto my moon fear blog] moon's been creepy lately

[charl0ttan]

dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

[biocrafthero]

tshirt that says "I HURT PEOPLE FOR FUN AND ON PURPOSE"

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[exi5al]

🩸 🩸 🩸

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[gs167]

and honestly i don't think i even have any disorders all my behaviours and neuroses are just part of my beautiful and award winning personality