Class At Its Worse

ATL->HTX • Bartender • psych alumni • 27 • @wegotthemeats insta

[catchymemes]

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Credit: @Unifins

[calellon]

You ever been tied to a bed?

Only by my depression

[youlovetoseeit]

Oh my

[cutiepiesub]

What if you cum inside me… and continue fucking me… until you cum again… haha jk… unless?…

[xchvmeleon]

this is a recipe for a CHILD

[fullmitskialchemsit]

Maybe for straight people it is.

[c-bassmeow]

[beyonslayed]

I hate that it's 2019 and I have to accept that this sentence both makes sense and makes no sense

[mondrians]

I think it’s funnier if you read it as a straight girl talking to other straight girls

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[valtsv]

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

[valtsv]

me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*

monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

[valtsv]

me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?

monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!

me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.

monkey brain:

[adobsonartworks]

I Collected Every Item in Untitled Goose Game

[dragongirltitties]

untitled dragon game

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[xelbleedsglitter]

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

[indigobluerose]

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

[xelbleedsglitter]

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Damn bitch you shit like this?!

[starshapes]

Says Jamie Lee Curtis as she breaks down the door to my bathroom, hurling a bowl of Activia at me.

[rosentraume]

[ranty9000]

Why am I not surprised?

[yetiornothereicome-deactivated2]

can’t think straight

[slobro]

If this ain’t me

[fightzclub]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[illinicoise]

Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

[realitytvshow]