Things That Have Been Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail
Natsu: okay..*signals towards the others that he's not*
Gajeel: You would think he would have come out the closet by now..
Gray: IM NOT GAY YOU FUCKERS.
Gray: ERZA THE STUPID CAT SCRATCHED THE CURTAINS AGAIN.
Gajeel: DONT YOU DARE TALK TO LILY THAT WAY. AND HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PRECIOUS CAT OF SUCH CRIME. IT COULD HAVE BEEN NATSU.
Natsu: *from downstairs* HEY!!
Gray: *answers it* NATSU YOURE GIRLFRIEND IS HERE.
Lucy: actually we're no--
Erza: There's my future sister-in-law!
Erza: NATSU AND GAJEEL STOP CLIMBING THE FUCKING TREE BEFORE ONE OF YOU END UP FALLING AN--
Erza: Good Luck getting to a hospital you vermons. *walks back inside while Natsu cries and Gajeel laughs*
Gray: I GOT IT- *opens it* ERZA IT'S THAT GUY YOU LIKE.
Erza: SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY.
Gray: I GOT IT-*answers it*
Natsu: OH LOOK IT'S GRAY'S WIFE.
*natsu and lucy sitting in the treehouse*
Gajeel: BE GENTLE WITH THE GIRL NATSU.
Gray: YEAH DONT BE SO RUFF WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW.
Natsu: WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING
Wendy: Natsu, stop being a liar. And a bad one for that matter.
Gray: I GOT IT. *answers it* Oh hey Levy.
Levy: Hi Gray, is Gajeel home?
Gray: Yeah just a second, GAJEEL THAT GIRL YOU HAD THAT DREAM ABOUT IS HERE.
Gajeel: SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY.
Natsu: *leans in to kiss Lucy*
Erza: IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU HORNYLESS TEENAGERS.
Laxus: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. NO WONDER NONE OF YOU HAVENT GOT LAID YET.
that door thing is a tradition of some sort
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