Mommy's 25 Diaper Rules
1) Baby is now 2 years old from here on.
2) Diapers are to be worn anytime a baby would normally have a diaper on until mommy decides otherwise. Diapers will be used for everything restroom related; no exceptions.
3) You are not allowed to remove or adjust your diaper for any reason.
4) Only mommy or an approved babysitter can change your diaper. Regular checks will be performed anytime and anywhere. Mommy will try to be discrete if possible, but checks will be performed regularly and you must allow for your diaper to be inspected immediately when requested to do so. Diaper checks and changes are performed at mommy's convenience and they cannot be prevented by baby for any reason.
5) If you need to be changed you must find a way to communicate to mommy in an age appropriate way. Crying is an acceptable method to convey that you need a fresh diaper. Directly asking with adult words for a change is strictly forbidden.
6) You absolutely cannot enter a restroom without mommy being with you.
7) Using a potty is now forbidden while baby is wearing a diaper.
8) Baby is forbidden from touching any private parts underneath or through a diaper.
9) You are now mommy's little baby and any sexual contact with mommy is not alloud while wearing your diapers.
10) Baby may only wear a shirt and diaper while at home in order to allow for mommy to easily see when a change is needed. Anything covering your diaper is forbidden unless permission is given by mommy.
11) While at home any drinks will be given in a bottle or sippy cup with a lid. Absolutely no glass cups or anything without a lid can be used by baby.
12) 3 days a week will consist of only baby food being offered. Usually this will be Monday, Wednesday and Saturday.
13) Baby will not use adult language or big words for any reason. Only a consistant babyish babble, crying or pointing with the occasional small/age appropriate word can be used when trying to communicate with mommy or a supervising adult.
14) Mommy will pick out your outfits anytime it is necessary to go out in public and will assist you in getting dressed. Selected outfits must be worn without complaints.
15) All hair must be removed from the diapered area and must be maintained smooth.
16) A diaper must be immediately put back on as soon as bathtime is finished. Mommy will supervise each bath time for baby's safety.
17) You will be respectful to all adults and do as you are told.
18) You cannot hide, lie or be ashamed of your diapers since they are necessary- be proud. If asked if you are wearing a diaper by any adult you must respond correctly.
19) Baby cannot be left at home alone. An adult such as a babysitter will always be present if mommy is not available.
20) When crossing any street baby must hold mommy's or babysitters hand.
21) Big boy underwear must be put in storage until further notice and diapers will be stored in their place. Mommy will select any color or style of diapers she wishes and will keep a home supply maintained.
22) Bedtime is 10:30pm sharp, unless stated otherwise.
23) Mommy's or a supervising adults rules will be followed at all times.
24) Failure to follow the required rules will result in a punishment ranging from extra time between diaper changes, an enema or up to an indefinite amount of time wearing diapers 24/7 being required.
25) Mommy or any supervising adult/babysitter reserves the right to add, change or remove any rule at anytime as they desire.
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