The Jorb Zone

Hi, I'm Jorb! He/him, bi, grungler. 30. I enjoy video games and the internet, possibly not the most productive interests but who cares. I post things sometimes.

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[droct0]

[loth-caatgirl]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[lowpolyanimals]

Calico Kitten from Minecraft

[triangleguy]

*nods* Mario will fuck the flagpole

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[bauliya]

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

[bauliya]

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

[clodiuspulcher]

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

[waxcat]

[bigbigbigtruck]

Edit to add: i dont know what it says about me that i had to look up rouge the bat but can draw hugh laurie from memory

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[mergimergi]

She's stimming I'm not polishing this catgle any more i have assignments on track waiting to stab me in the back.

[videogame-fake-brands]

soda soda pop & enjoy - Half Life (1998)

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[fwunni]

let’s all stop doing this now

[hardgockcafe]

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[incorrectpasswordip]

You have to choose to love yourself, even if it doesn't make sense. It's not natural. It's intentional.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags