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GROUP AU RECRUITING ! Basically, this is an AU where your muse is one of the seven deadly sins or it’s corresponding virtue. Sadly, this is a group verse for strictly CANON BL CHARACTERS and BL OCs ( OCs must have an about page ! ). All the main details you need to know about the AU as well as positions, are under the cut !
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have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself; “ well fuck, my parents are dead, i live with bandits and i kill shit for a living ”??? no? well, i didn’t really give a shit anyways ! meet ila, a cold-hearted bitch who’s doesn’t give a shit. never gave a shit. probably never will give a shit because everyone is so full of shit. god damn, that’s some shitception™ 👌👌👌 shit right there ! if you like skag meat kabobs and getting caught in moonshots ♪ consider giving BITCHY MCBITCHTITS a follow as well as LIKING or REBLOGGING. ( ind. priv. sel. borderlands oc. written by bubbe. )
Please reblog this if you are an indie borderlands blog !
I’m going to be making a masterlist. Please specify your character’s name in the tags, and whether they are canon or oc !! Crossovers are also welcome, just specify that you’re not a Borderlands character, but have a Borderlands verse in the tags. The masterlist is HERE !!!
♥ || : It’s your favorite explosive 13-year-old MAKING SANDCASTLES and decorating them with SEASHELLS and STARFISH!
♡ Please do not repost! - Stamped card under cut!
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( Other that filling out my popups again everything is pretty much redone ??? )
❝ Psssh. Nooo, I’m not dead. Tiny Tina never dies, man ╾╾ you CRAZY. ❞
Are your parents too busy hunting vaults and rebuilding corporations to spend time with you? Do you want a friend to go on adventures with you in DANGEROUS places even though Rhys told her not to several times? Well, look no further ! Now introducing HUMAN!GORTYS, a babe with childlike innocence and an attitude that’ll melt that ice cold heart of yours ! There’s nobody else on the face of Pandora with a bubbly personality like hers ! Wanna get your hands on this sweet pea? Well, with just a payment of ONE LIKE or REBLOG, she’s all yours !
( My muse for Rhys has been so high just – deck me. Friggin’ deck me. )
( PLOT CALL ! – I’m in need of more threads where I know where things are gonna go - so like this post and I’ll come bother you in IM with ideas and friendship, yeah? )
╾ 「❝ Suddenly I’m HIT. It’s the DARKNESS of the dawn. And your friends are GONE; And your friends WON’T COME. So SHOW ME where you fit. S O S H O W M E W H E R E Y O U F I T. ❞」 Est. 12.6.16 ;; Written By Bubbe ( Credit to Original Artist ! )
Said During D&D Starter Meme
Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.
Am I allowed to dance on her grave?
Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…
Are you still on the ceiling?
Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?
If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.
I will explain nothing. You must discover.
I know it was rude, okay?
I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!
How many miles per hour is that?
There’s blood everywhere!
What’s a good song for this situation?
Will you seek revenge?
This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.
This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.
That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.
He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.
Wait, do you not have any money?
Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.
He is not a scaredy cat.
None of us came here to fight a vampire.
What happened? Where are you?
Who did she get murdered by?
The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.
You killed her! You set the fire she died in!
Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?
Are there any other figures of authority?
This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.
Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?
Who do you report to?
These people don’t like us.
I don’t know what we can even do to help them.
That’s not my name and you know it.
This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.
Now everybody wants to steal!
I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.
It’s a bonfire.
Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?
I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.
❝ ╾╾ Puh-LEASE. Makin’ stuff like that is chiiiiiild’s play ! But you can’t just expect me to give ‘em to you for free. Tiny Tina doesn't roll like that. ❞ Her hands find themselves firmly placed on her hips, eyes opening and staring the woman down. It wasn’t often someone came seeking for FAVORS from her, but it wasn’t RARE, either. What could she possibly ask for in return this time? Money? Nah, she doesn’t need any of that. Some kind of new toy to play with? Nope, she had enough of those. There’s a moment of thought, and by the way her eyes eventually light up, it’s clear she had gotten an idea of what she wanted. Since Nisha had oh-so-rudely INTERRUPTED her little tea party, she was going to take great pride in having the other join in. It was a FAIR TRADE in Tina’s opinion. ❝ If you want me to give ‘em to you, you have to join my tea party ! No ands, ifs, or buts ! Think of it as some sort of punishment for ╾ oh, I don’t know ╾ INTERRUPTING IT ! ❞ Voice raising, Tina lets out a heavy huff through her nose afterward, nose crinkling as her expression morphed into a SCOWL, her weight shifting to one foot and hip popped out in the slightest. ❝ So you can either sit your butt down in a chair, act like a lady, and have some MANNERS. Oooor you can GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE ! ❞
≾ @capitalpunisher ! ≿
( Okay but a modern AU where your muse has to babysit Tina and knowing Modern AU Tina she’ll force your muse to watch Mr. Magical Torgue with her while she acts along with the show and everything. )
≾ S U R E, J A N. ≿
“whoa– holy– you were NOT there just a second ago.”
or maybe she was and you just need to pay more attention, were the next few words to come to mind. which may have been entirely likely, considering her time spent on pandora already. she was still a little panicky, but had somehow stayed alive for the time being. she just really hoped this kid wasn’t another bandit, or worse—- a psycho like the ones she’d heard about.
A brow raises as blue irises look at the woman standing there, expression contorting into one of CONFUSION. Was this lady okay or was she already losing her mind out here? Tina wasn’t sure, but she wasn’t going to bother to ask. Instead, she gives a shrug, taking a moment to ESTIMATE how long she’s been present.
❝ I dunno - I’ve been following you around for five -- ten minutes. Maybe more, maybe less. ❞ Another shrug, the corner of her lips tug up into a GRIN and she clasps her hands behind her back. She leans forward just a bit, eyes still not leaving the stranger. ❝ You know, you mumble a lot when you’re scared ! What are you afraid of, huh? Is it the wild skags? Bandits? Psychos? Ohhh, I bet it’s the psychos ! Or maybe it’s a psycho bandit or -- Oh ! A bandit dressed as a psycho that’s secretly a skag ! ❞
( The 20 minutes of pain trying to draw his hair was so worth it -- )
≾ @rakkaholic did the thing ! ≿
Athena out.
( Halfway through I started wondering what it would be like if Tina met Taku then I remembered he probably wouldn’t survive on Pandora, would he? )
≾ @nutmegslushin did the thing ! ≿
